Buy Montana Fishburne DVD!!

$4.99!!!  Shes an A-List daughter making her XXX debut is the catch phrase VIVID video has come up with.  Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Laurence Fishburne is about to blow up in the porn industry!  She said her influence and inspiration was from no other than Kim Kardashian LMAO!!!   Kim must be proud and humiliated all at once.
images courtesy of TMZ
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Gabrielle Union finally making some money!!!

Gabrielle Union has finally got out the unemployment line and will be a guest star on an episode of  "Army Wives" airing Aug. 15 at 9 p.m. on Lifetime.  Shes been so busy being up Dwayne Wades azz that shes not even thinking about her own career so I assume hes paying for everything (what a dummy).  Anyway, I know I ain't watching the adultery loving, fornicating chic even if I was paid to watch it. 

wack azz

Marriage License!! T.I and Tiny married in Miami!!!!

Miss Piggy gets her frog!

Its official, the piglet married her Kermit the frog!!!  According to TMZ, Clifford “T.I.” Harris Jr. married longtime girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle in a secret ceremony at a Miami beach courthouse earlier today.  They will have the flossed out ceremony soon perhaps.  Ican see Tinys tacky azz getting married in a designer label dress with the logo all over the dress looking tacky.  Ya'll know how she likes to wear designer labels looking like a walking advertisement.  I always thought that was so tacky to wear labels.  ANYWAY, I know the piglet is exstatic to finally be living without fornicating.  I hate to say this because I'm a grench, but I wish them the best. Marriage is a beautiful and sacred thang.

Ugly azz couple

Beyonce is releasing another Heat Fragrance

Oh shyt, not another funky perfume endorsed by Beyonce!  Beyoncé is releasing a follow-up to her debut fragrance, Heat. This trash is called Beyoncé Heat Ultimate Elixir.  I heard from an inside source who works as an intern at COTY that this fragrance smells like a combination of butt, musk, and that old fragrance called exclamation.  Im serious you guys, don't run out and buy this.  Please leave it on the shelf!  Find out the cost and when its available after the jump!

LEAK!! Nicki Minaj new track "Ice Cream Man"

Nicki Minaj has a track thats leaked on the internet today called Ice Cream Man and its pretty wack, its too whiney and its bubble gum rap. She could've came harder than this, with her wack ass. I know her album is going to flop. Nicki Minaj please stop releasing trash like this. She thought she would get the same success as the leaked track "Your Love" but I am sure this one will see no such luck, take a listen if you dare.

NMICM by dlweb

wtf is this

Diddy and Dirty Money Vibe Covershoot

Why is Cassie on the cover? Who in the fuk is that bald head hoe in the background, it looks like Lawrence, Sheree hairstylist from The Real Housewives of Atlanta LMAO!!!! This cover is all kinds of wrong but I am too lazy right now to type anything about it, see ya later hoes!

wtf!

Keyshia Coles new album title!!!

Keyshia Cole fans, guess what! Keyshia Cole has a title for her 4th studio album. Her albums have gotten progressively worse throughout her career and I'm sure this one will also be a snoozer. Shes naming the title "Keyshia"....yea, just plain ole 'Keyshia' and I'm sure she will go on the promotion trail telling everyone how happy she is and this is her best album to date blah, blah, blah. She knows her heart is still with Jeezy as she lyes with Daniel Boobie Johnson, I can't wait to hear the direction shes taking with this album. If shes going to try and sing about how happy she is and how much shes in love, she can kiss album sales goodbye. No one wants to hear that crap from a woman who built her career on negativity.

VIDEO! Beyonce to appear on Britains next top Model

Beyonces annoying azz is realizing that her star has faded, so shes hit the ho stroll in an effort to embed her brand into our heads and get some face time since she misses seeing herself on TV. Shes set out for Britain since the Americans are tired of her azz and shes using her funky azz perfume "Heat" as a tactic to get it sold, promoted, and pimped on these poor wanna be models. Peep the clip to see what I'm talking about. Beyonces fragrance really does stink. I sprayed it while at the mall this weekend and couldn't believe what i was smelling! I asked the sales lady if the scent is a big seller and she said shes been in that department for a while, and it sold considerably well when it came out but now she sells maybe 4 bottles a week!!! BARF, it smells like an overload of vanilla and cheap body sprays from the dollar tree that were boiled together. The sales on her perfume has taken a severe nose dive LMAO!

Nicki Minaj has a british accent now!!!!

MTV Shows

WTF is wrong with this chic, why is she rocking an accent that is not hers? Nicki has a conversation with MTV News regarding her new video, 'Your Love' and she tells the plots meaning. For you losers with slow internet connections, heres what she said:
"I just felt like that was the most emotional and truthful storyline," Minaj explained. "I felt like mostly everyone would normally make themselves win in the end. I wanted to show that the only way I could be beat is if you cheat. If you cheat! If you play fair and square, I'm gonna win. It's my little way of looking at it. Also, I felt it was almost heart-wrenching to see it. I made myself this nice girl in the video and you bond with the character, you know what I mean? You know what I mean. You see her die. I wanted people to talk about it in the end. 'Why did she make that decision?' I wanted them to cry."

She said more in the clip but I am too lazy to type it. Why is she dressed like this? Shes entirely too animated. Maybe she didn't get hugged as a child. Nicki is crying out for attention, and its sad to watch

Swizz Beats baby mama takes shots at Alicia Keys

Swizz Beats makes some cute kids to be such an ugly son of a bytch!

Ooh, Swizz Beats baby mama has a blog and she may have wrote this in regards to Alicia Keys. She didn't directly name Alicias nasty azz but we know who shes talking about! I can't stand Alicia Keys dike butch looking azz

In a blog titled “I give thanks for being a producer myself so I don’t have to f*ck for tracks as if I was just a singer” she concluded with:

Hearing about some of today’s successful artists, who for their career sleep with producers jumping from one to another, break up marriages even when kids are involved and take everything for themselves with no sense of morality, building their image by speculating on sacred things, then get Grammys and worldwide promotion, I think to myself that somehow they get away with it too easy, but what is happening within their soul?

Now keep in mind, you judgemental sorry sluts, that Jahna Sebastian didn't know that Swizz Beats was married with children when she slept with him and procreated her beautiful little girl. She found out only after the baby was creataed and in the womb. For moral reasons, she decided to keep her precious little gift which is the right thing to do. Alicia KNEW he was married with children and she still pursued the relationship as if her soul wasn't at stake. I wonder what kind of fruit is brewing in Alicias womb. Well, I wonder whats waiting for Alicia Stankeys in the after life?

Rick Ross Album Sales for Teflon Don

This big titty muthafucka, C cup having slut is raking in the doe!!! Rick Ross's "Teflon Don" sold 188,816 copies to claim the top spot on Billboard's Top 200 chart. I know 50 Cent is somewhere crying because that trash he released in the fall of 2009 'Before I self Destruct' sold 160,000 copies in its first week of release, debuting at number 5, according to Billboard. LMAO!!!!

Trinas new video for "White Girl"

Oh wow, good quality video, I expected less....

Foxy Brown court outfit LMAO!!!

Look at what Foxy Brown wore to court, a little overdressed are we? LOL! An all white pants suit minus the accessories and that long ridiculous weave in a bun would've looked more appealing ; but this heff decided to wear something she found in the back of her closet. What a joke!!! This bytch keeps me laughing!!

OMG Tia Tamera is marrying a white guy!!

Tamera, the twin sister from sister sister is marrying a white man, and thats not the half of it...hes a FOX NEWS CORRESPONDENT by the name of Adam Housley!!! Somebody shake me, am I dreaming? Wellp....whatever makes her happy LOL. I wish I could send out a congrats but according to a source, Tameras family ain't even feeling this dude. Heres an excerpt from E! Online:

"They were engaged a few years ago, but broke it off," the insider says. "They have been dating on and off for the past year and now he has put a ring on her finger once again."

"Her family is not crazy about him," the source says. "Tia and Adam don't always get along, but the couple are happy together and giving it another try."

Chris Tucker is a broke down slut who doesn't pay his taxes!! ALLL of that money he made with Jackie Chan, and he can't afford to pay some measly taxes? Something in the water ain't clean, yall! Heres a break down of what he owes:
According to the TMZ report, Tucker failed to pay his taxes in 2001, 2002 and 2004 through 2006.

Here's the breakdown of what he owes.

2001 -- $4,007,794.34
2002 -- $5,060,074.23
2004 -- $55,544.84
2005 -- $660,414.94
2006 -- $1,788,080.91
Broke azz bytch, pay up hoe!

EWW!! Christina Milian dating Serena Williams?

After The Dream chewed up and spit out Christina Milians heart, the vultures came in for the kill!! It appears that Serena is probably eating that twat now! A lot of females, when they get completely sodomized by a relationship that never was, like Milian, go through a period of borderlined lesbianism. Symptoms include them just wanting to be around females. It looks like Christina is going bald on the side of her head, and whats that wet spot all about on her 'fuk em' girl' dress. Christina appears to have a 'cum stain' on her dress in the 2nd pic. What is going on with these heffs touching all over each other, and Serena looks very MANLY in these pics. Hollywood is one hell of a town.

Proof!! Beyonce doesn't write her own shyt!!!

One of my trusty readers sent me an email and the link of a site that will PAY YOU for submitting song ideas for Beyonces next album. Do you really think this heff is going to pick up a pen and write her own stuff, HELL NO!!! Well, get over there and submit your song ideas if you want to be paid (probably peanuts) for coming up with Beyonces next hit!! Did I mention Michelle Williams, Solange and them is also jumping aboard the choo choo train for some hits by strangers! Apparently they are paying this guy, Jake McKim to come up with songs, and if I am not mistaken, you have to pay 10 dollars to submit your idea. Go and take a look if you want, but remember when you see 'Lyrics by Beyonce Knowles' on the inside of that CD jacket, just remember that thats smoke and mirrors aka LIES!!

Sandra Rose!!!

Blogger Sandra Rose cousin, Shabomb-boo sent me this pic. He said hes tired of her denying him and that they are in fact related. He just wanted me to put it out there in hopes that she will post him on her blog instead of her NON CITIZEN ASS hating on Obama all the time. I wish she would take her ungrateful ass back to England or wherever shes from. Hey Sandra, Take your ungrateful broke ass back to England (and take your cousin too)

Anyway , her cousin is searching for fame. I hope she takes her head out her azz and posts you on her blog as well as claim you as blood relatives. We will wait and see, Shabomb-boo!

The Dream caught cheating on Christina Milian!!

Where is your ring, boo?

These images belong to RADAR ONLINE

WOW!!! Christina Milian and Terius "The Dream" Nash are officially OVER! Check out these pics of him in the water playing around with his personal assistant. Shes from Philly and apparently shes good friends with Christina Milian (or used to be). The Dream is in the Bahamas with this woman having a good ole' time as Christina Milian sits home with Violet and gets up with her every night with no help from this cheating scum bag!! Rumor has it that Christina was seeing The Dream while he was with R&B singer Nivea...so you know where this is leading. What comes around goes around. The Dream will meet his maker and do a lot of explaining while Christina will learn a valuable lesson in life. If he cheats with you, he will cheat ON you!

Monica takes you on a tour of Atlanta

Monica wore this ugly ass shirt to the BET Awards and had a nerve to perform in it. She looked like a rat in the face with bat wings. I guess you can say the bytch looked like a bat LMAO! In other news about Monica *yawn*

Monica teamed up with VEVO to show us her home town/area code. Vevo has a series which showcases stars home towns., In other words, stars who have nothing else better to do with their time. In this 4 minute clip, Monica is boasting on Atlantas soul food which gave her high blood pressure and showing how the little ghetto kids play in the water feature located at Centennial Olympic Park located in the heart of Atlanta.

Ciaras Basic Instinct Album Cover

Go Bish! This is a much better album cover as opposed to that cartoon bullshyt that Ciara had for the Fantasy Ride album cover. I hope she doesn't have any disappointing album sales this time around. She better start dancing and stop sitting around watching these other wack hoes shyt on her *cough Beyonce, Keri Hilson, Keyshia Cole cough*

Usher dropping ANOTHER album!

Get ready for an Usher Overload. I know Tameka is going to ride his coat tail and become a staple in the tabloids since Usher is garnering so much attention to his music career. Tameka is certainly going to get a taste of that. Watch and see

Usher is going to be dropping another album with 8 songs on it. His Raymond vs Raymond did so well selling 329,000 its first week out. The album will have a follow-up release called Versus, on August 24, 2010, and a deluxe edition of Raymond v. Raymond will also be available on that date with eight new tracks I just spoke about tricks. The set is led by the lead single "DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love" featuring Pitbull, being sent to radio on July 20, 2010. The second single, "Hot Tottie" will be released to radio on August 9, 2010 so get ready for an Usher Overload!

It took Usher 14 weeks to reach 898,000 copies sold of Raymond VS Raymond but he did it. The slut finally went platinum on June 17th 2010 with 1 million albums sold.

La La Vasquez is pathetic!!!!

Kenyon is there in the pic but no sign of Trina. He dumped the bytch?

WTF is wrong with Trinas eye and that bad 1960's wig LMAO! La La has a Pinochio nose and Kim got her mouth ready to suck something

La La should be ashamed of herself. She has no real friends. All she has is celebrity friends and no long time friends at all from what I heard. Her celebrity friends are Ciara, Trina, Kim Kardashian, and Angie Martinez. These lonely celebs went on a boat ride in New York lastnight prior to her wedding. I have a deep sadness in my heart for these celebrities who just fly around all year looking for a place to belong and they never find what they're looking for. Poor things.
Trina looks like a frog with those big eyes and green dress
Kim Kardashian looks evil, like a witch. That bytch actually thinks shes a celebrity BWAHH!!
La La looks sad and depressed, where are her friends. O yeah....she doesn't have any.
Angie Martinez fixed her teeth but still never shows her new set of dentures when she smiles.
Ciara is ok but she needs to remove that stupid ass hat.
They say La La only had celebrities (Dlisters) at her wedding. Awwww, how sad. It must be lonely living her life.

Was Beyonce hit by a taxi cab!!!!

Just as Beyonce was exiting her car on a London street, a taxi cab speed past and ripped the door off her car, narrowly missing her! Witnesses said, "She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds' difference and God knows what could have happened."
Shes ok you guys, I just titled it that way to get some traffic to my blog. Thank God shes fine. I am not a fan but I sure do like the traffic I get on my blog just by doing Beyonce posts ha ha. Come back now, ya hear!

LEAK!! Ciaras Basic Instinct album HERE!!

I know I talk a lot of shyt about Ciara but I LOVE HER!! OMG I am her number 92,089,753,235 fan! Does she even have that many fans? Anyway she tearing the charts up (#52 slot) with that single called "Ride" and thats my JAMMM!! OK, I know I garnered a lot of false clicks with the title of this article but I just wanted traffic on my blog. Her album hasn't leaked you cheap fuks, go and buy it on August 24th like everyone else!
Her album is about to drop called 'Basic Instinct' on August 24th and you better believe my hating azz is getting a copy. Here is one of her singles called "Gimme That". Its kind of fast, and I hope she does a dancing video for this song. I don't care for the song but after she dances to it, I think it will grow on me.

Gimme That - Ciara by user7183165

Nicki Minaj is a clown!!!

Nicki Minaj looks like a circus, freak show piece, I mean, whats up with the annimated costumes and shyt. Look at this fool. It looks like shes all geared up for a cheap, illegal, back door brothel or shes a side show act for a bunch of clowns who perform at childrens birthday parties.

UGH!! Whats wrong with Brandys eyes!!!

GROSS!!! Look at Brandys eyes. She did this photo shoot with a magazine I've never heard of. I think the magazine is called 160 grams or some shyt like that. Her eyes are usually red and yellow in the white part so maybe thats why 160 grams did this pic in black and white. They tried to do her a favor but she just looks like an avatar. I wonder if Brandy has had her liver function screening yet. I hope she does it because those eyes reflect whats going on inside her body. They should not be that color. smh!
If you want to see more of this photo shoot, go to this skinny, ashy, loser bish page.

Beyonce wears fish bowl shoes!!!

Beyonce stepped out in London wearing a pair of stripper/fish bowl shoes with a real fish inside!! This is so cruel. That fish probably has no oxygen and we know this selfish trick is not going to stop for a second and buy food to feed the poor fish. I am utterly disgusted. I emailed PETA about this, hopefully they will give her a public lashing and her fall from grace will accelerate. Shes already not the most clicked on article when shes featured on MEDIATAKEOUT LMAO!
I stole these images from that bish, sandrarose. Fuk her, I will steal more when I get around to it.

Flat Forehead Nicki Minaj!!

Ever wonder why Nicki Minaj wears a bang every time you see her? Well that bytch has the flattest forehead Ive ever seen!!! Nicki did this photo shoot for VIBE magazine and its called 'In the Kitchen' or some dumb shyt.... She looks like a completely different person with those bangs off her flat forehead. Maybe Rapper Keys from Baltimore smacked her in the forehead to make it so damn flat. I also noticed that Nicki seems less curvaceous in these pics. Its time to get reinjected Nicki!