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Showing posts with label kimora. Show all posts

4/27/2010

Kimoras Photoshopped legs STOLEN!!!


Kimora Lee Simmons's released promo pics of her new fragrance a few weeks back, and it was obvious that she'd photoshopped her head onto a someone elses body. Celebhaterz has unraveled the mystery of whose legs they belong to! These legs belong to no other than Daria Werbowy. The pics came from the March 2005 cover of French Vogue Magazine.
This fat neck, thunder thigh bish wishes she had long, slender legs like this. The legs actually look like an aliens or a paraplegic patient who can not develop or use their muscles. She should've used her own ching chong, michelin man legs to avoid this embarassment. Do better, Kimora.
Sidenote: They are selling Kimoras brand, BabyPhat at wal-mart now. Kimoras clothes are not worthy of being a department store brand any longer. Shes an official low budget baby mama.

5/21/2008

Kimoras a lesbian going through a messy divorce?



FIRST let me say, Kimora is one ugly azz bytch!
Well, Kimora filed for divorce from mogul, Russell Simmons and everything was going great until she tried to get sole custody of the kids, and she doesn't want Russell to see them without visitation being set up.
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA PUMP THE BREAKS, PSYCHO BYTCH!!!!
Russell ain't having that - so Russell vows to go to court and air Kimoras dirty laundry deeming her to sound as an "unfit mother" according to my trusty source.
Rumor has it - she has quite a past of dating women, having rough sex that wakes up the neighbors in one of her Manhattan upscale apartments They say shes always emerging with sweaty hair and "hard looking" women. Theres also a rumor going around that shes only doing this because she doesn't want Russell to be happy with his yoga bytch named Porsha - and Kimora is a spiteful bytch that would like to make him miserable. Thats all I got on this story, if you want to read more, head on over to rhymeswithsnitch to get the rest of the dirt.

3/19/2008

Kimora in St. Louis 3/18/08 - She doesn't look pregnant!!!



Here are some pics of Kimora "fat neck" Simmons in her hometown of St. Louis w/the mayor on yesterday getting the key to the city. Whoopee.... thats such an honor!
There has been rumors circulating of her being pregnant by her new boyfriend Djimon Honsou. When he was asked recently in an interview if the heffa was pregnant, his response was "no comment" so we will have to wait and see. I know in the beginning of my pregnancy - some days I looked pregnant and some days I didn't so we will see...... wit' her fat neck LOL. If her neck gets fatter by next month then she wont be able to deny it any longer!!!

3/10/2008

PICS!!!! Baby bump of Djimon and Kimoras bun in the oven!!!!



Rumor has it - Kimora and Djimon are expecting their first child together. Ya'll know Kimora is going to get fat and filled with fluid, so Celebhaterz has decided to do a neck check on her every once in a while during her pregnancy. I know its going to get nice and fat for us LOL. Anyway, I hope its a boy because Lord knows those grown little girls Kimora raised is going to need a brother to fight for their grown mouth butts!!! Congratulations!!!

1/10/2008

P.E.T.A. gets a fur loving Kimora to campaign!!!!



WELL WELL WELL...... Check out P.E.T.A. dancing with the enemy. Kimora is picutred above campaigning for the poor animals, and it looks like she likes to wear them as well. Um...Has P.E.T.A ever seen Kimora featured on an episode of "MTV CRIBS"? Kimoras closet was STACKED with furs, and here she is walking with that dirt bucket, J. Alexander in a fur coat. Why would they choose fur-loving Kimora as a spokes person for animals.... Its beyond me.

11/21/2007

Kimora helping the community.... puh-leeezzz!!

We aren't giving those kids NOTHING...not until the cameras can catch us doing a
good deed

Look at us, we are giving to the sick...make sure you catch us on camera!!!

These stars kill me, they wont do nothing nice not unless a camera catches it or a journalist is there to document every penny they donate!!! Look at Kimora......mmh hmh child....... she supposedly is doing this from her heart but HAD to bring along the cameras to catch her doing a good deed, this is trashy!!! That doesn't go unpunished by the Almighty God, Kimora!!! Trust me folks....

Kimora Lee, Ming Lee, and Aoki Lee Simmons head out to St. Vincents Hospital in NYC to support the pediatric patients. Lawdy, she really didn't have to bring the cameras if this was done from her heart..... what a shame!!!!! NEXT!!!!!

10/26/2007

CANDIDS!!! THE WASH-OUTS!!!!

We are old and washed out, but we wont stop!
Diddy, Jay-Z and LA Reid

Do I look feminine today, guys? I am so uncomfortable

Rihanna in 20 yrs along with Russell-The Grumpy Old Man!

And here we have some of the older folks coming out to donate pennies to the 4th Annual “Black Ball” Concert for “Keep A Child Alive” event in NYC. You know they ain't donating too much. Tight pocket baztardz! Diddy and Jay-Z teamed up to donate towards the Hurricane Katrina foundation last year. Ya'll know they only managed to gather $10 thousand between both their pockets? HOW LAME, so you know they don't give a daym about these children staying alive. They are there for the promotion to keep their lame names relevant in the media.

10/01/2007

Alicia, Gab and Kimora!!!



Kimora Lee, ALicia Keys and Gabrielle Union celebrated Russell Simmons 50th Birthday party. Kimora and her d-listed boyfriend Djimon was in attendance. Theres Alicia with that crooked smile again. Someone needs to tell her about this before she continues to promote her album. This is not a good look for her!
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