Diddy and Dirty Money Vibe Covershoot

Why is Cassie on the cover? Who in the fuk is that bald head hoe in the background, it looks like Lawrence, Sheree hairstylist from The Real Housewives of Atlanta LMAO!!!! This cover is all kinds of wrong but I am too lazy right now to type anything about it, see ya later hoes!

wtf!

Diddy to Rick Ross - "Your career is OVER"

Diddy announced this week on 106th and Park that he is officially the manager of Rick Ross, the fat azz prison guard aka Officer Ricky. Everyone Diddy touches turns to a has been. Lets name a few, shall we:

1. Black Rob (ya'll probably don't remember this fucka)
   
2. Young Joc (delusional one hit wonder)
   
3. The Band (stupid and self destructive)
   
4. Faith (fat, wide mouthed industry hoe)
   
5. Carl Thomas (he was da shyt but on dope now?)
   
6. 112 (a great group but was a victim of the Diddy curse)
   
7. Craig Mack (went to treat acne and never came back)
   
8. Donnie Klang (P.W.T. = poor ______ trash)
   
9. Mase (a retard with slurred speech)
   
10. Loon (turned to Islam)
    
11. The Lox (bytch, boo, bye)
    
12. Total (lesbos)

I only want to name 12 for now. Once Officer Ricky falls victim of the Diddy curse, I will add his name as # 13. He is already well on his way to being a failure. Right now, he can only book local clubs for small gigs here and there. Hes like Ray J; he makes money by being a special guest in night clubs for a few thousand dollars a night. Poor guy. If he thinks Diddy is going to get him bigger gigs, he'd better think again. To be continued.....

Oprah parties with black people!!

After co-hosting the Met Costume Institute Gala on Monday (May 3), Oprah Winfrey got in touch with her black side and partied with Pharrell, Diddy, and Usher at the after-party at New York City’s Mark Hotel.

This old bytch is finally accepting her black side. At one time this bish said she didn't fuk with rappers. Shes so phony. Now that the white folks are ditching her show and her ratings are down, shes trying to get a black audience. I guess Tyler Perry put a bug in her ear and an idea in her head when she noticed he was banking off the black community. Tyler Perry always clear over 20million on opening night for his movies, meanwhile - when Oprah opens her show everyday, she can barely get a viewing audience of 1 million people. #ratingsdown so shes running to the black community since the whites chewed her up and spit that azz out!

sidenote: Usher was there, too but he ain't in this shot. He's probably somewhere blocking out Tameka Raymonds tweets and text messages. I bet that hoe got corporals tunnel in her hands from all that tweeting she does!

Diddy mad at Jay-Z!!!

They were saying that Puff was mad at Jay over his new single, “D.O.A” because Diddys album called, LTTP was "95%" autotune. Jay-Z thinks he has the power to kill autotune but I don't see it going anywhere anytime soon.

I also heard that it “couldn't be farther from the truth.” Says a Bad Boy insider, "No one has heard the record, it's completely shrouded in secrecy. It's like the album is being guarded by the Secret Service. Puff is not letting anyone near it." The insider also told AllHipHop.com, "We all know Puff is an entertainer, not a rapper and as an artist he is constantly pushing the boundaries creatively.

Unfollow Diddy on Twitter!!

This is a direct order from the hater herself. Unfollow Diddy on twitter please. The reason why is because he recently reached 1 million followers on twitter, and some peoople are mad that Diddy is a member of the Millionaires club. Anyway, some Tweeters are so pissed off that Diddy is a member of the Millionaire Club, they’ve started a new movement — known as #unfollowdiddy — to steal his followers and take the thrill out of his Tweets.
LOL, although I am a hater, I will not unfollow Diddy! I like him a little bit:)

Diddy acting again!!!

Diddy did pretty well in that movie 'Raisin in the Sun' so hes removing the cob webs from his old mustache and trying his hand at acting one more time. This time the shyt breath loser is getting a gig as a federal prosecutor on the boring crime series series CSI: Miami. Hes supposed to be on 2 episodes in early 2009. Mmh - I won't be watching and if you watch, please keep it to yourself. Bragging that you are a fan of Diddys makes you sound like an old person that smells like moth balls.

Donnie Klang a racist???!!!

Donnie Klang was recently quoted saying the following in regards to his album making it to the # 19 spot for only 2 weeks on the Billboard charts. It has since fallen off the charts for obvious reasons...the album SUCKS! Anyway, heres what he allegedly said:

“I’m not sure why maybe because the majority of the Bad boy family is black. I’m not really sure if this is the place for me anymore, but I’m trying to work through with this and to tell you the truth its really hard to work with Black people in general."

Self Righteous Americans disturbed by Diddys twins

Once again, the self righteous americans have struck! You righteous farts are always insulting someone as if you are so perfect. Although I would NEVER have my kid in such a compromising position at THAT age - in a magazine for the world to see. This is merely innocent photos of twin toddlers posing in a bow tie with their dad (as if they are chip n dale dancers). These were taken in another culture, another way of thinking and another view of how life imitates art - but of course, americans are going to be so pure, so righteous, so against this photo. It would be cute if they were atleast 6 months younger and little boys - but uh....give the guy some rope! Its not that bad!!!

These were taken in a magazine called L’Uomo Vogue. I don't think any predators will be buying the magazine just to see some twins in bow ties - give me a break you righteous idiot americans!

Diddy to be the POPE for halloween!!!

This halloween, Diddy decided to pizz off the catholics and put on a Pope costume for halloween. "I bought the costume, the robe and the hat from a secondhand costume store in Los Angeles.” Personally, I think it ruins his brand and it may even damage his reputation. Its a dumb azz business move. Diddy has been watering down his brand lately with those videos he loves to make and all of the dumb shyt he says all the time.

Diddys Love Child Chance Combs and mom Sarah Chapman!!!

I've been seeing pics of the little girl, Chance Chapman-Combs floating around the internet and I must admit, she looks a hell of a lot better than those jug headed twins of his...but no one has been posting pics of this wanna be white chic, Sarah Chapman. Look at how this black woman has dyed her hair to imitate a white woman...tsk tsk tsk, why won't black women embrace their heritage...and why did Sarah have to hyphenate that poor babys name to include COMBS? I wonder if Sarah regrets naming her daughter Chance - because that fag from 'I love New York' name is Chance....

Anyway, I'm rambling. Here is the pic of Sarah - enjoy.

Aubrey BLACK LISTED!! gets kicked out of Danity Kane

Wanna know something? This dirty, trashy, tricky-trick will be black listed in the music business by Diddy - watch and see....this is the last you will see of Aubrey. Ya see, Diddy is the type of dude who wants you to kiss his azz and Aubrey is not willing to put her career before her big azz EGO. Sometimes you have to kiss a few azzes and brown nose a bit until you get your paper right and go out on your own in the music business. Aubrey didn't learn that lesson. Its a doggy dogg world, and Aubrey thinks her morals and right-fighting will get her far, but as Diddy said "Its gets cold, dark, and lonely"

Aubrey will find out first hand when she tries to pursue a solo career and gets NOWHERE with it....what a dumb bytch!

HATER ALERT!!! Diddy Twins have BIG HEADS!!!

Look at this picture. Its a strange setting. Why would Kim Porter be sitting in a towel - IN THE CLOSET - with twins on the floor where obviously athletes foot could possibly be lerking? I just don't get it? And look at those big azz clothes the twins are wearing? Why couldn't the production crew get their size...whats so couture about those big azz clown jumpers they are wearing? And why isn't the one in green hair brushed neatly like the other one? Did they cut her hair? That one in green surely does have a big head, and Kim oughta be ashamed of herself for having her babies on the FLOOR while she sits in the chair... And us black women wonder why 78% of black women w/kids are unmarried as opposed to 23% of white women. I'm just sayin....

I'm such a hater!

Stank azz Diddy is a STARMAKER!!!

Diddy is getting a show which is expected to launch in January called 'starmaker'. Don't ask which network because I didn't research that far, put it in the comments if any of you bytchez know. I guess he is going to seek out a bunch of idiots to fetch his ugly azz some food and make them a few singles, then they will disappear just like Carl Thomas, Cheri Denis, The Band, and all the other people who was on Diddys label that mysteriously vanished.... Don't get me wrong - I'm going to watch the show... if my cable don't get cut the fuk off. Personally, I hope it flops.

Kim Porter doing a reality show!!!!!

I just know this bytch ain't doing a reality show with Lifetime Television on what its like to be a single mother (yes she is, yall).... She should know already!!!!!!!!!!! Some people do ANYTHING to be on TV. Shes going to have the cameras following her around in LA as she juggles life as a single mother. Hmmmmm is that why Diddy came back into her life during taping earlier this year? Remember he was around quite a bit - taking her out to eat, going to movie premieres and shyt like that. Diddy just wanted to be on camera LOL.... Kim is a dumb trick. I'm glad we will get a chance to see just how stupid she is on the big screen instead of reading about her dumb decisions on blogs. And Lifetime finally put some black folk on their network!!!!!!!!! WHOOPEE!!

Sean John is Viagra for MEN!!!!!

Hey, I'm talking to you older men - when you own some Sean John, it gets you all the ladies you want!!! It's the grown and sexy look and most of the older men of today are rocking it. Diddy calls his clothing line "the little blue pill" LMAO. Here is a quote from the Diddy about his clothing line, Sean John:

“Sean Jean is fashion Viagra. I’ve had 40 year-old men tell me that once they started wearing Sean Jean, everything changed for them, including their sex life.”

LMAO!!! I Just can't make this shyt up!!! Lovez it!

PICS!!! PROOF that Diddy is dating Cassie - They HUGGING!!!

Look at these pics of Diddy and Cassie cuddled up and hugging in NYC at central park. My sources told me that Kim Porter had a private investigator follow them, and thats who took these pics!!! I don't know how true it is, but Diddy appears to be very cozy and in love with Cassie. My source also told me that Diddy and Kim Porter was supposed to be back together, but apparently Diddy can't keep his lil d*ck in his pants long enough to be devoted to ANYONE!!!! They actually make a cute couple because Kim Porters tall, lanky, hard faced, man-lookin azz is NOT da business!!!

Enjoy!!!

Kim Porter looks like a MAN - with an Adams Apple!!!

I found this pic of Kim Porter and Diddy on a date sometime last week, and she definately has an adams apple like a man - not to mention shes tall with male dominated features. WOW Kim.... this is a shocker!! I wonder if this is why Diddy stayed with Kim for so long - was it because she had male characteristics. I mean, she does sort of look like a man and that Adams Apple doesn't make it any better. Ok....I'm a hating bytch - you knew that when you clicked to come to my page!!! YOU LOVE IT!!!

Kim Porter and her Twins cover JET Magazine

Check out Kim Porter and her twins on the cover of JET magazine. Those twins are getting cuter and cuter with every shot. Diddys ugly azz makes some cute kids, huh. Anyway, go and pick up a copy to see the inside of the magazine....

Does Cassie have an STD? Looks like HERPEES!!!!

Check out this suspect bump on Cassies mouth!!! Is this a pimple or herpees? Whatever it is, she should have stayed in the house instead of coming out with that disgusting dyck bump on her mouth.... UGH!!! Lets hope that Diddy ain't kissing his baby girls after kissing this chica!!!

(thanks to my faithful reader, Andrea for sending this in)

Pics!!! Cassie on set of her new video "Thirsty"

Check out Cassie on the set of her video shoot "Thirsty" walking around with a bottle of Fiji water. Lawd, Cassie is so dumb. Why is she drinking that Fiji water, my fellow blog addicts? Is it because its the most expensive water in the 7-11 convenience store? Thats most likely the reason. If you do your research, they said Fiji water is more contaminated than Chicagos public water supply...these celebrities kill me!! She needs to be thirsty for a style that doesn't resemble Rihanna with those thigh high boots which is Rihannas style. GET YO' OWN STYLE, CASSIE!!!

Lets move on