50 Cent on Tyra Banks Show

Look at ugly azz 50 Cent stealing a kiss from Tyra Banks - and of course, Tyra has to be the dramatic queen and show it on her face that she doesn't like it but you know she does. She even asked 50 Cent if she could touch his bullet wound on his cheek. I know they probably met up after the show. Mmh...watch the show with 50 Cent promoting his new reality show by clicking the link.

Operation Fabulous!! J Alexander and Jay Manuel get a show!!!

Oh hellz NAW!!!! Why did the CW go and cancel girlfriends just to add these two fruitys to their line up? The CW Network has gave the green light to have Jay Manuel and J. Alexander start a show called Operation Fabulous which will have the two of them travelling around the United States giving women much needed make-overs. Do you smell 'FLOP' - I sure as hell do. I wish they would hurry up and get it over with - because when it flops, I will be the one who says "I told ya first".

Isis - ANTM CYCLE 11

They kicked the tranny off the show. I knew Ms. twig and berries wouldn't last too long because, face it - she had poor posture, she was ugly, no waist line, skinny, knock-knees, a lazy eye, and a torture to look at. There are plenty of trannys out there that can represent the gay community better than that crack whore lookin' thang. I hope they kick off J. Alexander next.

Danielle Evans from cycle 6 ANTM

Speaking of Americas Next top Models - remember gap in the teeth Danielle from cycle 6. At first, the bytch was modeling for Apple Bottoms making a mere $500 a shot but now shes secured and landed a lucrative modeling contract with Saks Fifth Avenue designer Tory Birch making $5K and better a shot. Moving up, aint cha' Danny girl!! Here she is getting her model on for them top dollas!!!

Jaslene from ANTM is hungry - GIVE HER A BURGER!!!

OMG, look at how skinny Jaslene is - and that look on her face says "I look good"..... LOL, shes soooooooo small. This does NOT look good. Its no mystery why this bitch can't get a job... no modeling agencies are checking for annorexic chics anymore. I thought Tyra Banks put out the memo... Poor Jaslene

Tyra is lonely - Throws hints to her new boyfriend to marry her!!!!

Tyra Banks was in ESSENCE Magazine trying to throw hints at her banker boyfriend, whats-his-name. Apparently he isn't proposing to her fast enough. She was recently in another article talkin about adopting a child and she recently said shes lonely. Peep it:

“I’d go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home.”

Is Tyra really so desperate as to throw hints to this dude? If he ain't married you and decided to impregnante you yet, Tyra. MOVE ON!!!! Please don't end up like Oprah. Yea.... Oprah got money, but at the end of the day, Oprah doesn't have what I consider to be the finer things in life. She didn't pro-create and she doesn't know what its like to be married. Poor Oprah, looks like Tyra is heading down that sad, depressing, platinum-diamond studded road.

Saleisha SHARES the cover of SEVENTEEN Magazine!!

MMh... couldn't pay me to share the cover with another b!tch. Here is Saleishas promised magazine cover that you faithful AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL show watchers heard about week after week by Tyra Banks. Shes sharing the cover with Vanessa Hudgens, now you know you are poop when you share a cover with HER! This is the most you will see from the Next Top Model winner. Trust me! Saleisha still looks like a blowfish to me, and that beatles haircut needs to be put to rest!! Whatever...NEXT!

Tyra Banks gets plastic surgery and may adopt a child!!!!?

*BONUS*Whoo child, check out that spectacular nose job, good work, huh?!?!\

Tyra Banks has realized that she will never find love, and shes also realized that her beloved eggs have dust all over them and are unable of producing children. Theres probably a blockage of dust and allergens in her fallopian tubes. Now that shes over that depressing hump of reality of never pushing out a bundle of joy, Tyra Banks has decided to adopt a child, she was quoted saying this:

"I've wanted to adopt since I was nine. I have a connection with children and they don't have to come from my (dry ass) womb for me to have that connection."

Oh Tyra, shame on you.... Using children to have a life!!!! You will never get a man, now. Shut up...!!!!

Americas Next Top Model Cycle 9 winner may get disqualified!!!!

Though it was made clear from the outset of the season that Saleisha had a prior relationship with Tyra Banks, having attended the supermodel’s T-Zone camp for underprivileged girls when she was 14, viewers were given no indication that the twosome’s acquaintance extended beyond that experience.
However, sharp-eyed fans soon dug up footage showing Saleisha walking the catwalk in an ANTM cycle-six fashion show, as well as appearing on the runway in an episode of The Tyra Banks Show.
Viewers also found that Saleisha had appeared in a nationwide Wendy’s commercial that aired in 2006, seemingly in violation of an America’s Next Top Model eligibility rule that states would-be contestants “must not have previous experience as a model in a national campaign within the last five years (including, but not limited to, appearances on television and print advertisements).”

EXCLUSIVE!!!!! Tyra Banks may have a sex tape coming out!!!!!!!

Be on the look out for a sex tape hitting the waves within the next few weeks!!!! Sources are buzzing that Tyra Banks is rumored to have made a sex tape with a young man from Paris back in 1989 when she wasn't relevant. The young man is shopping around for a buyer in the United States right now, and I think he found the dollars he was looking for!!!! Developing!!

Jaslene gets Implants!!!!!

I finally got enough cash to get some implants
WOW, you cant call me annorexic now!!!

Do you notice the difference in skinny minnies tits? O yea folks, Jaslene secretly wished she had a full rack like Tyras that WHOLE time, Poor Jaslene..... Now can we get food implants in this bytchs' body???

Eva Pigford to fans--I wanna beat the pavement!!!

Tyra would flip her (lacefront) wig if she saw Eva Pigford out at movie premieres looking like a 2-bit hoe. She was spotted at "Why did I get married" by Tyler Perry movie premiere lastnight. Eva.... you wanna beat the pavement when the premiere is over?

RUMORS TO REST- Tyra aint engaged!!!

Rumors have been circulating around the internet that Tyra Banks is engaged to her banker boyfriend, whats-his-name. NOT TRUE!!!!! Anyway..... Tyra isn't walking down the aisle anytime soon and probably never will. I think she will end up like Oprah, except Oprah doesn't have characteristics of a drag queen so....back to yo' regularly scheduled program!