Is Fat Joe Broke with poor album sales? LMAO!!!

This fat nigga poppin red bulls at his party LMAO, is it that much of a snoozer?  Wheres the Ace of Spade

Dirt Dobber, Jim Jones and D lister Funkmaster Flex showed up to Fat Joe's birthday at Webster Hall in NYC.  I did a little digging and calling around (thats what I've been doing all morning instead of blogging) to find out how much it cost to rent that bytch out on a sunday night.  WELL....Fat Joe chose the cheapest spot in NYC because to rent the Webster Hall in NYC, you will have to put down a $600 deposit and $150 per hour.  LMAO!!!  Fat Joe spent less than a grand to have his party.  Thats not all!!  You get half your deposit back in the event that the Hall wasn't damaged!  Shyt, I can afford that.  Get your weight up Fat Joe!

Fat Joe sells 5000 first week and 50 Cent GOES IN!!!!

50 Cent made a video regarding the lackluster sales of Fat Joes latest album. According to the G-Unit boss, Fat Joe’s new album — The Darkside — featuring Young Jeezy, Trey Songz, Lil Wayne, R Kelly and DJ Premier — sold only 5,000 copies in its first week. This is according to 50 Cent because the actual album sales have not been released as of yet.Does 50 know something we don't know?

Look at this greedy baztard get fatter!!!!!!!

GROSS!!! I was just browsing around, and I found this pic of Fat Joe stuffing his greazy face with KFC! Why is Fat Joe eating such an enormous amount of food? What is wrong with this fool? He looks miserable and stuffed. I know he saw what happened to his partna, Big Pun. Whoever is enabling this fat fuk to eat like this is just as guilty. THIS IS NOT HEALTHY FOLKS!!!

Look at his cheeks...full of food, he needs to be on one of those Discovery Channel/TLC specials for obese people who are addicted to food. I know.....I'm an evil heartless hater...so what!!!!