Rev Run lost weight!!!

BEFORE 7/2008 (above)
AFTER 11/2008(above)

Rev Run took my advice and backed away from the table. Hes looking much thinner in that sweat suit and he can even fit in the teacup with his kids. On the pic when he was at the beach, Rev Run weighed a whopping 1 million pounds but has since gotten down to a managable weight. Check out the lightweight on the Mad Tea Party attraction at the Magic Kingdom in Florida. Hes pictured with his sons Russy (left) and Diggy (right). They were on a family vacation and of course, they took the cameras with them (blah). “Run’s House” is currently in its fifth season on MTV (again, blah).

Another Reality Show - The Simmons Sisters (yawn)

Angela Simmons and Vanessa Simmons will get their own spin-off show of Runs House on MTV- but their show will be called "Daddys Girls"***pause and yawn***. These goody-goody 2 shoes will bore the hell out of me when their show hits the air. I already know what its going to be about. Its going to be Vanessa as a struggling actress in LA and Angela will be a lost soul with no ambition as she runs their ugly azz shoe business into the ground called Pastries. The only climax in the show will be when they have their petty azz arguments - or when Daddys fat borderline diabetic azz comes to LA to see how they're doing....

Trust me, the show will be boring!

Angela Simmons looks like a lesbian to me

Angela Simmons was hanging out in LA this week, and she may be ready to come out the closet one day soon. Shes channeling her inner (clearing throat) "butchizm" in these photos. So, you know that trick by the name of Teyana Taylor? Well, Angela Simmons looks like her on this pic...and everyone knows that Teyana Taylor is a carpet muncher. Do you think that Angela Simmons is subliminally trying to put the message out there?

Kimoras a lesbian going through a messy divorce?

FIRST let me say, Kimora is one ugly azz bytch!

Well, Kimora filed for divorce from mogul, Russell Simmons and everything was going great until she tried to get sole custody of the kids, and she doesn't want Russell to see them without visitation being set up.
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA PUMP THE BREAKS, PSYCHO BYTCH!!!!
Russell ain't having that - so Russell vows to go to court and air Kimoras dirty laundry deeming her to sound as an "unfit mother" according to my trusty source.

Rumor has it - she has quite a past of dating women, having rough sex that wakes up the neighbors in one of her Manhattan upscale apartments They say shes always emerging with sweaty hair and "hard looking" women. Theres also a rumor going around that shes only doing this because she doesn't want Russell to be happy with his yoga bytch named Porsha - and Kimora is a spiteful bytch that would like to make him miserable. Thats all I got on this story, if you want to read more, head on over to rhymeswithsnitch to get the rest of the dirt.