Will Smith looks like John Malkovich LMAO!!!

Will Smith and his 11-year-old son Jaden appeared at a studio in Beijing, China to begin filming the new movie The Kung Fu Kid. Wow, should be really good! Anyway, ain't Will Smith starting to look like ole' dude named John Malkovich LMAOOOO, OMG, I am seriously in tears as I type this. I'm done!

WTF is this fairytale TRASH!!!

So, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith took some pictures for Essence magazine, and this mess looks so staged as if they are in a play or a freakin romance novel. They look to be acting - in costume - and the love isn't real. What married couple in our time likes to takes pics near weepy willow trees (thats their daughters name), near windows, and in a swamp with formal wear on? This is beyond belief. I hope that one of these romance novelist takes these pics into consideration for their next hardback cover because this is NOT reality AT ALL!!!!!

Jada Pinkett: "A lesbian is fantastic"!

So, Jada Pinkett Smith will be in a lesbian movie called 'The Women'. I don't know when its coming out so don't fuk'n ask me. Anyway, she opens up on how she feels about playing the role. She seems a little too comfortable talking about this lesbian stuff. Heres what she said:

"I play a lesbian, which is fantastic, and I got to be in love with Eva Mendes, which is even more fantastic. Will was like, 'Oh, I had her already. You can have my leftovers'. I love Eva. That's my girl. They took my favorite scene out. I thought I was going to get the opportunity to kiss Eva Mendes, but that didn't happen......I know a lot of lesbians. A lot of them! I got a ton of lesbians that are friends of mine. You know what? I think there’s a lesbian inside of me somewhere that I just pulled out [Laughs]. I just said, ‘Honey, let that lesbian shine on through!’ So that’s what I did.... We [the entire cast] had a good time together. That was one of the reasons I wanted to do The Women. It was a first time female director. She had been working on this project for 13 years and it's called The Women and its an all-female cast, and I was like, 'I have to do this'. It was just the statement alone.".....

Jada and Will Smith SWINGERS????

Will recently told a British magazine, "I'll tell my wife if I need to have sex with someone else." Each of them, he claims will say: "I’m not going to do it if you don’t approve of it."
Will says, 'Our perspective is, you don’t avoid what’s natural and you’re going to be attracted to people.’ But Will claims he's not sure what he'd do if Jada wanted to take another lover.‘I don’t know how I’d feel,’ he confesses. ‘But I know I would react better than if I found out about it afterwards.’

OMG these muhfukkas is KRAZY!!! I guess thats how they managed to stay together ALL THESE YEARS!!!

By the way, the movie Hancock SUCKED!!!

PICS!!! Will Smith kisses David Letterman!!!!!!

WTF!!! WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS SHYT!!! I can't believe my eyes. I know Jada going to beat this fruitys azz for letting the secret out the bag when he gets home. UGH!!!

WIll Smith most Powerful man in Hollywood?

WHAT!!! OMG, Jada is a lucky bytch!!! Will Smith has been officially awarded the ‘Most Powerful Man in Hollywood’ by the US magazine Newsweek - after almost every one of his movies delivered a first-weekend gross of 30 million dollars or more. That goofy muhfukka needs to buy the entire nation a 20 dollar gas card - it wont hurt his pockets!!!

Jada Pinkett-Smith looks hard!!!!

Look at Jada Pinkett-Smith at the airport yesterday. She looks like the 'male' in a lesbian relationship to me. I know she the boss lady at her house, and lawd knows she runs all over poor Will.....

SPOILER!!!! I AM LEGEND SUCKS. How is it a box office HIT?

This movie sucked big balls!!! I dont understand how it made 75 million this weekend. I am sure thats all it will make after everybody goes and gives the bad news of how bad it sucked!! I watched it for free at http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/ by clicking on the movie section.

Anyway its about a dumb azz man (will smith) who fights for survival from a deadly virus that killed the whole world (i guess it killed me and you without our permission..we should sue!). Its based in New York city and he survives along with his dog whom we thought was a boy by the name of Sam through the whole fukin' movie and 10 minutes before the dog dies, we find out its a girl named Samantha....ooh, good work on the plot muthafukkaz..we loved the twist!!
Then, a lady and her son appears to have avoided the virus and they pop up at his house and ate his bacon he was saving as he slept.....he snaps at her for eating the bacon, he goes upstairs...gains composure and then finds out that a bunch of the virus infected humans left on the planet followed them to the house and they came in to eat them up, well....Will Smith kills himself to save the lady and her son after he fought for survival for over 1000 days...

Just go to the website and watch the shyt for free, its a sucky movie!!!

Candids: Will and Jada at movie premiere "The Kingdom"

Awww, I hope my marriage lasts like this. What a beautiful couple. The Kingdom’ stars Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Gardner and is hitting theaters on September 28. I aint going:)

Photos by: Steve Granitz & Gregg DeGuire / WireImage.com