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Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts

9/26/2010

NEW!!! Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton shooting HEROIN!!!




These pics have NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN!!! They are of Paris and Lindsay shooting heroin as well as making out! OMG!!! What a train wreck! Shes going to die soon, and the judge who let this slut out will have to live with that for the rest of her life! LOCK THIS WHORE UP!!!

4/29/2010

Timbalands Birthday Party 2010






Wow, Timbaland saw another birthday! Its amazing despite the steriods he probably used when he got all muscled and lets not forget about his clogged arteries from all the fat he consumes. His party was at Drai's in Holllywood. Brandy went to the party to feel relevant and get a discount on some production since that moesha money is gone. As you can see, she put away the planet of the apes lacefront wig. CiERROR and Paris the valtrex slut are snuggled up, I wonder why. Anyway Timbaland should consider getting a gastric bypass, Brandy should go sing in the shytter on youtube for a confidence booster, Ray J needs to go wash his azz. Someone sent me an email and said he smell like butt, and Paris should go and get a refill on valtrex for her herpes and cold sores. I'm done taking shots at these D Listers....yawn

12/12/2007

Paris Hilton promotes her new sparklin wine IN A CAN!!!



HOW GHETTO IS THIS!!!! I can promise you that Paris Hiltons' sparkling wine in a can will be adopted by all the bums and winos living in the streets of Los Angeles and Washington D.C.!!!! Here is a pic of Paris Hilton promoting her sparkling wine called "Rich Prosecco" somewhere in Europe. This wine is one of Paris inventions which will flop miserably. Its supposed to be coming to the United States early next year at the affordable price of $1.99/can.... and then the bums will have a feast!!! What if all of those FULL cans fell on Paris as she signed autographs...that would be a tragedy!!!! I think the only celebrity that can get away with promoting alcohol in a can is Billy Dee Williams and his Colt 45 "works every time"

I don't think this will work for Paris but good luck, girlfriend!!!!
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