Mariah Carey Falls in SINGAPORE LMAO!!!!!

HHAAAAA WOWWW!! She fell hard, and she looks fat and clumsy. Shes got to be pregnant, theres no doubt in my mind that shes pregnant. Look at her big ass torso and her clumsy looking ass! She can't sing, either. She sounds like a bag of hot, sweltering SHIT! FAILLL

Mariah Carey can't Sing Anymore LOL!!!!

Mariah Carey was blessed with a voice that was serene, angelic, and beautiful. Now that shes been such a suck face throughout her career, I am assuming the Greater One has taken that gift away from her. Mariah is even aware of her fading voice, she goes to her twitter to explain the foolery she displayed on stage during Michael Jacksons' Memorial.

“Trying to sing today was basically impossible for me. I could barely keep myself from crying. I’m sorry that I wasn’t able to pull it together and really do it right, but I was literally choked up when I saw him (Michael) there in front of me.

“One thing I know is, we will never really have to say goodbye to MJ. His legacy lives on through his music and the millions of people he inspired with his timeless music. He will be forever in our hearts.”

Mariah, you were calm and I didn't see you on the verge of crying! Stop blaming your fading gift on tears for Michael Jackson. You have performed at various events lately and your voice sounded like chit! You are a has been, a once shooting but now fading star! Get some vocal lessons, ask for forgiveness in regards to whatever is plaging your voice - and get off the stage! In the meantime, save us from your horrible voice, you flat azz wench!

Mariah Carey Pregnant?

So, Mariah Carey recently dropped a single and I can't think of the name of the song, but its an ugly slow song. I think thats why shes floating rumors around that shes pregnant. She wants her song to be a little more popular but its not working and by dropping pregnancy rumors, she thinks its going to work. The single is definately going to flop harder than Beyonces new album LOL he he he LOL - whenever I say something is going to flop - I'm right 99.9% of the time.

Mariah Carey needs some BOTOX REFILLS!!!

Look at Mariah Carey hanging out looking baggy eyed and tired. She sure could use some refills of botox injections under those baggy eyes...and with all that money the trick has, why hasn't she gotten her teeth whitened. Looks like smokers teeth. She could use some new implants as well. Mariah just looks tired and gloomy. Maybe shes missing her girlfriend, Brat - who is in prison getting her swerve on with the other female inmates - but thats another post. Stay tuned tricks and bytches!!! I will fill you in on THAT when I get the word, m-kay?

Mariah Carey is old!!!!

Mariah Carey thinks shes hott shyt now that Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino has asked her to do a 3 year/100 million show...but only OLD FOLKS who was once hott shyt performs in Las Vegas... .This goes to show that ole Mi-Mi is old and washed out. No one cares that you married BIG FOOT NICK (look at that niggaz boots in this pic) Cannon - and grow up you dumb bytch.... you can tell that her childhood must have been very sad anytime she decides to visit fun parks and dress like a child. Poor Mi-Mi

PICS!!! Mariah Carey has a fat double chin!!!!

Have you ever wondered why Mariah Carey likes to be shot at certain angles? Is it because she has a double chin, or is it because there appears to be a chin implant located in there!! Here is Mariah Carey after having dinner with her huzband (yea right) Nick Cannon. Her chin appears to be FAT AS HELL and her neck could use a bit of liposuction!

YOU DECIDE!!! Are Da Brat and Mariah Carey dating????

This lesbian rumor is killing the inquiring minds!!! Mariah Carey is supposedly dating Nick Cannon but the press doubts it because Mariah and Da Brat are alwayssssss together. Here are just a few images that I have up my sleeve ya'll. I have plenty more to post in the future. Also, we don't know of Mariah ever dating anyone..... and she always makes excuses as to why she's been single for about 10 years (or has she?). Do you think Brat and Mariah are a little too close for comfort?

Day 26 and Mariah Careys' album sales!!!

Mariah Carey has landed her 18th No. 1 hit atop the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart with “Touch My Body.” Mariah moves past Elvis Presley and into second place for most No. 1s in the rock era. MC has a shot at beating the Beatles’ record of 20 No. 1s with her forthcoming singles off E=MC².
Day26’s self-titled debut bumps Danity Kane’s Welcome to the Dollhouse from the No. 1 spot on the Billboard 200. The new album from the guys of MTV’s “Making the Band 4″ moved 190,000 copies this week, a decline from Danity Kane’s 236,000 copies last week. Day26 is the first new male group to open at No. 1 since 2001, when D12 debuted with Devil’s Night.

Is Mariah Carey a Lesbian?

Here is Mariah promoting the Gay Rainbow!
Here is Mariah on vacation in the Caribbean TOPLESS and Da Brat was rumored to be there with her.
AWWWW, look at the love birds. Cute couple!!
Here is Da Brat and Mariah coming back from vacation in Colorado arriving in NYC.

Remember that album Mariah Carey did a few years ago with that rainbow in the background? Well, you know thats the gay pride symbol and Da Brat jumped ALLLLL over that!!! My sources tell me that the two have been secretly dating for the past 4 years off and on. My sources also tell me that Mariah is EXTREMELY careful to not be seen with Da Brat on too many occasions and they usually depart and arrive in seperate vehicles and such. MY MY MY!!! Its no wonder we never see Mariah exclusively dating anyone. Mariah is a probably a lesbian!!! Whatever floats her boat, I still like her as an artist.....but she can do better than Da Brat!?!?

LIl Wayne wants to date Mariah - Is he broke?

Lil Wayne was recently quoted saying

“I have never done nothing with Mariah Carey, and I would like to, because I love older women. I’m attracted to older women. It’s my thing. Mariah Carey, she might need a dude like me. I do my thing.”

Lil Wayne, shut the hell up and pay your bills!!!! Rumors are circulating around the net stating that a dude named LeMarck deAndre filed suit Dec. 18, 2007, in the Superior Court of California in Alameda County. He claims that Lil Wayne, born Dwayne M. Carter, has failed to pay a balance of over $91,000 for the pricey automobile. Its some kind of Bentley. Lil Wayne needs to get his finances in order AND THEN step to a high maintenance chic like Mariah Carey! Besides, I am sure she doesn't want a man who calls himself a "duffel bag boy"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah Carey would rather perform with a PIG than J. Lo!!!

Mariah is one boring character but she brings drama every once in a while, especially when she drops bombs on J. Lo. They have been rivals ever since J. Lo came out. Mariah was asked by a new source if she would ever do a duet with Jennifer Lopez and Mariah responded by saying

"I’d rather be on stage with a pig — a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen."

HAAAAAAA, I love it!!!

Mariah Hosts a New Years Party - D-Listers Show Up!!!!!

Nas Went...
Mariah and her breast
Vanessa Simmons
Randy of American Idol and Mariah Carey
Kelis lookin hella fly!
Yawn* Mariah
Da Brat and Mariah
Kelis and Mario
Mario w/Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey hosted a New Years Eve party at TAO located in Las Vegas, NV this new years. Enjoy the pics!!!

Lonely Mariah Carey and her Breast celebrates christmas!!!

Mariah Carey is soooo predictable. We can always depend on her hair being frosted the same color, her breast sticking out of her shirt despite the weather, and the same make-up ensemble no matter what. Here she is in Aspen, CO with her little dog. She goes there every year for christmas. What a lonely life. I guess she hired a camera crew to keep up with her, what paparazzi jerk is going to spend cash to go to Aspen just to get some $20 shots/each of Mariah Carey? Gotta love it!!!

Mariah promotes her perfume!!!!

When we leave here, lets go to a taco shop!!!
Oh boy, an autograph. I can sell it on EBAY and buy lots of tacos!!
Whateva...Photoshop!!!!

Mariah Careys' new perfume, M by Mariah Carey, was promoted in Glendale, CA this weekend at Macys. Her chunk-tastic fans came out to support her and buy a bottle. They need to lay off the chalupas and burritos!!! Mariahs' cheeks are certainly starting to look like a chipmunk even more. Maybe its the botox. Anyway, I wont be buying this perfume, I heard it smells like a caterpillars old skin it sheds to become a butterfly....NEXT

HA!!!!!!!!!!! Mariah removes her beard!!!

Im glad my beard is gone!

OUCH bytch!

Check out Mariah remove her beard and moustache before hitting the airwaves on 106th and Park yesterday. Why couldn't she remove it at home??? BET's make-up artist said Mariah didn't want to remove the beard or moustache but they demanded she remove the facial hairs or she can't get any close-ups. Mariah obeyed and here are the pics to proove it!!!

LMAO!!!! This is hilarious!

Mariah SCARY!!!!!

Mariah Scary was sited out and about looking foolish. Shes looking dumb and speaking on behalf of a new stamp that came out, dont u see it back there....i aint buying one. Anyway this heffa is NOT appropriately dressed for such an occasion. I think Beyonces stylist couldve done a better job than this...... Why is her bust showing and theres babies crying in the audience.....so, so, so inappropriate. Anyway, enuff of this broad NEXT!!!!!!!