Fantasia Tour Dates!! SHE WILL BE A NO SHOW!!!!

Fantasia, who is notoriously famous for being a no show for gigs has decided to be a headliner and embark on a 30 city "Back to me" tour and you better believe that she will be a no show for a majority of these venues!  She has Eric Benet and Kandi Burruss opening the show, so that means Fantasia is the headliner LMAO!!!  OK, I am not laughing at Eric Benet or Fantasias ridiculous work ethic...but shaky voice Kandi?  WHO THE HELL LET THIS BILLY GOAT ON THE ROSTER???!!!  She sounds like a whining baby, she sounds like shes singing into a fan, omg I can go on and on about that lady but I won't.  She will be the reason why the tickets won't sell too well.  If Kandi wasn't on the roster, I would certainly buy a ticket but to aviod listening to Kandis non singing azz, I'll pass.  Anyway, are they coming to your city?  Find out the tour dates and stops when you continue reading.

Kandi got ashy knees and look like Jimmy Neutron

Look at Kandis knees, they are ashy as a bytch. Ash is a direct reflection of dead skin and lack of washing/exfoliating. Shes so damn nasty! Anyway this bish look like Jimmy Neutron with that red hair and those surprised looking boomerang shaped eyebrows. She sings like a cross between a sheep and a goat and why is she wearing blue shoes? I guess she didn't have anything else to wear. I'm done.... I gotta go pee cause I am laughing so hard. Be right back, ya'll!