DRAGQUEEN! Make 7up yours, Solange!!!

Solange hit the red carpet yesterday lookin exactly like the dude from the 7up commercials named Orlando Jones. You can see why shes single. I think she has male hormones or something because its just not right to look so much like a man... Beyonce took all the good genes and left Solange with a cesspool of genes from HELL. She looks like a drag queen to me.

Solange debuts her album in Spain

Solange was in Spain on the red carpet -scratch that - ON THE CEMENT - to debut her album out there or something like that. I really didn't research it too much because I'm sorta lazy. So what, right! Anyway - she looks nice for a change but those white nails need to go - and wheres poor little Daniel as mommy promotes her nonexistent career - this is time wasted for her. Shes going to look back 10 yrs from now and wish she would have spent more time with her son because in 10 yrs no one will be checking for her azz or her sisters. I can see Beyonces career fading out like Janet Jacksons faded and I can see Solanges career never taking off.

Im rambling again... bye

Solange has a lazy eye!!!!

Here is the flopo queen of R&B Usher (his new album sounds like a musical), Flopo Kelly, and Flopo Solange. Neither one of these fools albums did much on the charts. Look at Solanges' right eye, its sagging like Lil Waynes pants...and that left eye is off somewhere looking at the fashion show. They are at some show called the port-a-potty for Paris Fashion Week...LOL

Beyonce is a LIAR!!!!!

In this pic, Beyonce lookin like "Is my hair on point" Solange looks like "shut up and get over yourself

OK, so Beyonce is going around and telling people that she wrote and recorded the entire album 'B-Day' in a dark room in a matter of 2 weeks but we quickly found out that THAT was a lie. First of all, Ne-yo wrote 'Irreplacable' although Beyonce was going around telling folks that she wrote it. And now guess what has surfaced..... Solange wrote 'Get me Bodied' although Beyonce told folks that she wrote it. Wanna know how I know Solange wrote the song? Well, Solange recently won an "R&B and Hip-Hop Song" ASCAP award for the hit single "Get Me Bodied," that she co-wrote for Beyonce's B-Day. Why does Beyonce lie so much? Why won't she admit that she doesn't write her own songs? Is she starving for cool points that bad, thats a lying azz heffa!!!!

Its Solanges' Birthday!!!

Solange birthday is today - does anyone care? She turned 22. Lets move on, shall we.

Solange hangs out with La La

Why is La La always seen with the Knowles? First, she was with Kelly Rowland on a video recently, and now shes hanging out with Solange....she's a daym leech if you ask me. I'm going to do some research and get back with you guys as to why shes always hanging around them. Anywho.... Here is a shot of Solange and La La hitting the nightclub scene in Hollywood, CA. La La and Solange need to be with their kids, but I guess thats what nannys are for.

La La needs a tan, jeez!!

Solange and Cousin IT exits Jay-Z and Beys residence!!!!

Check out cousin IT (Angie) and Solange stroll out of the Bloomberg Tower building in Manhattan, New York on Saturday (4.5.2008), its supposedly a day after the wedding but my sources told me that its was an engagement party. I really dont care but um....cousin IT gets on my nerves with all that black she wears - you would think they were attending a funeral! Solange always wants her shoes to be out of sync with her outfits just to get a reaction out of the press...... anyway!!!

Solange new Promo Pic

Here is Solanges' new promo pic everybody. Um.... I think its different. Sorta scary, huh? Lets move on, shall we.