Oh Sh*t, Lauryn Hill looks BAD!!!!

Oh shyt, look at Lauryn Hill at Rock The Bells in Mountain View earlier this week  She looks like a bowl of sh*t and looks as if she smells of cat piss.  Please stop waiting for this nut brain to make a historic comeback to hip hop.. You can clearly see this old bitty apparently has some screws loose.  Damn.....

Dondria Album sales FLOP!!! LMAO

This year isn't going so good for Jermaine Dupri.  His youtube protege whom he invested lots of time and money in has TANKED on the charts.  The bish  debut album Dondria vs Phatfffat charted at #43 (lmao) and sold a measly 9,400 copies BWAHHH!!!  I guess getting those singles, he produced  “You’re The One” and “Shawty Was Up” on 106th and Park wasn't enough to make those young folks go out and buy the album.  The album is a FAILURE and I hope sandrarose posts this on her blog so that everyone can know.  That bish get more traffic than me.  I get only 4000  visitors a day, but Sandras hating azz gets upwards of 100,000 page clicks daily!  I hate that hoe.  Anyway thats all for now

Wendy Williams REAL HAIR!!!

ooh Wendy looks like a little boy!

Thats Wendy on the right ^^^^ in that cheap azz watch

Look at Wendy Williams back when she had hair!  It was fried and dyed back then, and now I am willing to bet she has alopecia or something because why would she hide her hair for so many years.  A source close to Wendy says "Wendy hasn't even shown her husband her real hair, she sleeps in wigs or a scarf at night in order to hide whatevers going on under there"! 
I wonder why this bish is hiding for so long! 

Ciara in PAPER Magazine!!!

Ciara In Paper Magazine!!

Your video for "Ride," which has over 10 million hits on YouTube, was banned from BET.  Why is it acceptable for BET to play videos with the booty shaking "video girls" but not a confident woman expressing herself sensually through dance?

Well, it was unexpected for me. In my past experience with my videos with BET in particular, I've been used to cutting things out here and there. But when I heard it was banned and would never be played, it was definitely a surprise for me. I didn't expect that. However, it's just one of those things... I of course want my video to be played on all networks, but at this point it's all good. Thank God for new technology and that there are so many ways for my fans to see my video. 



Read the entire magazine article after the jump:

Whitney Houston puts her new FAT FRAME in a bathing suit!!!

Check out these pics of Whitney Houston on her birthday yesterday.  I told ya'll she gained mega weight! LMAO!!!  Shes with her daughter on the beach as part of her birthday celebration.  Whitney is eating good now, ya'll and must have put the pipe down because recovering crack addicts always gain a ton of weight after they quit. 

NO BEEF! Wacka Flocka mama clears the air about Gucci and Wacka!!!

I love me some Debra Antney, she is a cut throat bish! LOL, I posted some bullshyt yesterday to get some clicks and I pised off Debra! Watch this video to see what she says about bloggers who distort the truth LMAO!

The beautiful Ciara (and neyo) does Spread for EBONY Magazine!!!

Ciara is a bad azz bish, and here she is showing us her modeling skillz in EBONY magazine alongside the ever so boring Neyo.  UGH, Neyo makes me sick. Why didn't they just give her her very own spread and leave this fruity at home with his baby mama!  Anyway, doesn't Ciara look FIERCE! 

STOCK PLUMMET!!! Swizz Beaks makes a beat for Gucci Mane!!!

WOW!!!  Does Swizz have any limits regarding the sharing of his craft?  Apparently not.  Swizz Beatz has teamed up with the worlds most ignorant sounding goon in music to make a beat which would be fire if the sounds of a dumb azz wasn't ruining it!  This first single from his new album The Appeal: Georgia’s Most Wanted, which is due September 28, is called Gucci Time.  I just don't understand how someone with no rap skills (and he sounds so ignorant) can have a fanbase.  It sounds like Gucci Mane has a speech impediment, or even a learning disability!  I'm not making fun, but only pointing out the obvious.
Now, I like Swizz Beaks music, but to sell it to lower than life artists such as Gucci Mane was a very bad idea for his stock ratings!  Swizz Cheeze must be in dire need of money or something! 
Gucci Mane ft. Swizz Beatz "Gucci Time" by Warner Bros. Urban

Fantasias words! Denies breaking up the Cook Marriage!!!

Antwuans wife has the SAME tattoo in the SAME spot!

Fantasia Barrino, the American Idol winner, is in a heap of trouble. Shes defending her role in the marriage gone sour regarding her boyfriend, Antwuan Cook and his wife. North Carolina has an alienation of affection law that will possibly wind up costing Fantasia more than she ever bargained for. Word on the street is that Fantasia is still seeing this man, Antwaun. She supposedly met him at a cell phone store. He works there BWAHHH!! Most of the main news outlets are picking up this story such as CNN, People Magazine, and a host of others!  Check out what Fanny has to say about this whole charade after the jump!

Whitney Houston gains LOTS of weight LMAO!!!

Oh yea did I mention its Whitneys Birthday.  She was born August 9th 1963.  This bish carries her weight in her torso and her face.  Not a good look Pudgy Houston, not a good look at all!

LMAO!!! Bow Wow working with Tyler Perry

Bow Wow was ecstatic to announce on twitter that hes working with Tyler Perry.  Tyler Perry usually recruits fruitys and rear plungers for roles in his work.  I'm almost sure that Bow Wow fits that bill.  Do ya thang, Bow Wow but after that movie wraps up and goes to the big screen you might as well change your name to Me-owww!

BEEF!! Gucci Mane and Wacka Flocka brewing!!!

After Gucci Mane dumped Deborah as his manager (Wacka Flocka Mama) thats when turmoil started.  I'm gonna let Wacka Flocka tell ya'll what went down after you read more!

Beyonce jumps on the SHORT HAIR bandwagon!!!

All aboard, CHOO CHOOOO!!  Beyonce is the new artist to jump on Rihannas nuts and get a short haircut.  I guess she realized all of that 1990's wet and wavy, flowing, blonde train wreck was an accident waiting to happen so shes rocking a short cut now.  Will it be accepted by her low IQ, predominately gay fanbase?  HELL NO, u know queens love long, flowing lacefront wigs.  She looks dumb anyway and eager to fit into the new trend of a fly short haircut, but she falls SHORT on succeeding LMAO!  Beyonce is soooo 2004!  She got a song talking about upgrades, but she can't even upgrade her hair.  The next time you see this broad, she will have long, flowing, 2004 yaky weave in that head.  Bish can't grasp change to save her life!

Is Fat Joe Broke with poor album sales? LMAO!!!

This fat nigga poppin red bulls at his party LMAO, is it that much of a snoozer?  Wheres the Ace of Spade

Dirt Dobber, Jim Jones and D lister Funkmaster Flex showed up to Fat Joe's birthday at Webster Hall in NYC.  I did a little digging and calling around (thats what I've been doing all morning instead of blogging) to find out how much it cost to rent that bytch out on a sunday night.  WELL....Fat Joe chose the cheapest spot in NYC because to rent the Webster Hall in NYC, you will have to put down a $600 deposit and $150 per hour.  LMAO!!!  Fat Joe spent less than a grand to have his party.  Thats not all!!  You get half your deposit back in the event that the Hall wasn't damaged!  Shyt, I can afford that.  Get your weight up Fat Joe!

Ciara "Ride" album sales and Album pushed BACK!!

WTF!  Ciaras album, basic instinct has been pushed back YET AGAIN!!!  This is Fantasy Ride all over again!  These are all the dates the fans were promised:
8/24/2010
8/17/2010
10/05/2010

The song RIDE debuted on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 at number ninety-three on April 29, 2010, and fluctuated on the chart before continuing to rise to its first peak of forty-two.  During the week of May 28, 2010, the song was the number-one most added song on urban radio. On the week labeled June 26, 2010, the song jumped from eighteen to nine on the U.S. Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart, giving Ciara her twelfth top ten hit on the chart. The song has currently peaks at number four on the chart.  According to Nielsen SoundScan the song has sold OVER 250,000 digital units in the US since release.  I am devastated as a blogger and mostly as a FAN!  Even though I hate on her, I don't want this for her because I like her music.  I know Basic Instinct would've sold with big numbers if they released the album when "Ride" was tearing up the charts! 
Ride is doing phenomenal on the charts and if they would just go ahead and release the album, those same 250,000 fans will buy the daym album!   I think the pushing back is a bad idea for the label as well as the artist.  Oh well, I will just continue to wait.

Derek J. gets a JOB on OXYGEN!!

Your favorite gay guy, Derek J, who made debut appearances on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is hitting the Reality TV trail with a show of HIS OWN!!  Hes serving as a judge on a show called Hair Battle Spectacular and it will premiere on Tue Aug 10th at 10/9c.  Get ready for the overly dramatic foolery he will display in order to insure his season 2 premiere and definite cash flow. 

Whats going on with Jazmine Sullivan

The artist, Jazmine Sullivan who sings about busting windows out of cars better stop doing that shyt because she can't afford to be busting windows with album sales like THIS!!  Her album, Fearless debuted at number six on the U.S. Billboard 200 chart, selling 65,000 copies in its first week.  I will give her credit, she got 5 grammy nominations but NO WINS (LMAO) and to this date, the album has sold almost 500 thousand copies.  Shes not even a GOLD selling artist and she wants to bust out windows....  Try it bish and see how much debt you're in after that nigga sue your azz for what little I'd imagine you have.  LMAO....
I hope the little teenagers aren't taking this bish advice. (side eye).
In other Jazmine Sullivan news, Jazmine Sullivan’s as-yet-titled sophomore album will be released on September 28th 2010.  Her first single ‘Holding You Down’ (produced by Missy) is expected to be a snoozer. A music video for the track is expected to be shot next week.
Do better Jazmine, and drop some quality material on your next album....thats if your label will allow you to drop another flop!

Trey Songz FLOP reality show "My Moment" LMAO!!!

Trey Songz’s BET reality show ‘My Moment’ ratings are in the TANK!!!  This week, the show had only 461 thousand viewers although it aired nationally. This fool couldn't even get a half million viewers to watch his boring life! Trey Songz landed in last place amongst ALL CABLE SHOWS on August 4th (the day it aired).
Can you imagine what this is doing to Trey Songz ego and personal stock? I already knew the show would flop because when I first watched it, I was bored to tears! Thats what happens when you try to tear down a seasoned artist for no reason (R. Kelly) Trey Songz kept going at R. Kelly and I'll be daymed if KARMA hasn't set in and takened this flavor of the month artist out of the spotlight LMAO!!! I can't wait for his career to do a tanker.

JayZ dropping book DECODED in November 2010!!!

Well folks, get ready to watch a flop happen on November 16th 2010.  Jay-Z thinks that someone wants to read about his life story so hes dropping a book entitled "Decoded" in November this year.  Guess what, no one is going to buy the flop and no one cares about this camels life story.  The only way the book will sell is if he tells how much of a bytch his wife is. 
Rolling stone spoke with Jay Z regarding the book, and he talked about why he was reluctant to release the autobiographical work, even though it was completed several years ago. “It’s too much. For the book, I was interviewed, people close to me were interviewed. So I was learning a lot of things I didn’t know as a child,” Jay-Z told RS. “It’s not anything I haven’t said in the past, in songs. It’s just more detailed. A song is three minutes long. A book doesn’t have to rhyme, and it has no time limit, so you can say exactly how everything went.”
The 336 page book will discuss Jay-Z's  early life in Brooklyn's Marcy Projects, his stint as a drug dealer as well as

Nicki Minaj takes pics for VMA promo!!

Nicki Minaj is going to be very sad once her album drops and it doesn't live up to the hype shes creating in the blogosphere!!  Shes going around bragging about 'not even having an album out yet' but shes invited and marketed everywhere.  Heres how she said it:
“I don’t even have my album out and I’m part of the freakin’ promo!” she tells Entertainment Weekly. “Basically, they’re documenting my rise and paralleling that with my journey, literally, to the VMAs.” See more pics when you read the rest.

Oh NOO!!! Little Cori has Lupus (Snoops Daughter)

Snoop Dogg along with his wife Shante and his 11 yr old daughter, Cori visited The View and spoke on her recent diagnosis of Lupus.
“People look to me for their savior at times,” the father of three told the ladies. “I’ve done a lot with Make-A-Wish [Foundation] and I’ve saved a lot of kids and been a part of their lives, and now to have this happen to me, it was like, ‘What could I wish for other than to find a cure to help my daughter?’ No money could fix it, no nothing could fix it. It was just a matter of us loving what we have.”
The diagnosis brought the family closer together and even saved his marriage from the brink of divorce. 

This is some heartbreaking shyt!  I lost a little 13 yr old cousin to Lupus and as quickly as she was diagnosed, she was gone.  I am praying for their family and her speedy recovery from this horrible illness.  Please pray for the Broadus family!

Part 2!!! Window Seat by Erykah Badu feat Rick Ross

Damn ya'll, Erykah is a talented artist. Even though Rick Ross leads a false lifestyle, that takes nothing away from his talent. Dude can RAP!! U know I'm a true to heart hater, but I couldn't find anything hateful to say about the video. I swear, that video was straight FIRE!!! Its got me on the edge of my seat, wanting to see MOE! I loved it.

Drake going on "Lightdreams and Nightmare" Tour

Drake is about to work himself into the GROUND with all of these tour dates!!!  Drake is going on a 3 month tour and from the sound of his album which I bought, the tour should be a real snoozer with all of those slow azz love ballads and gloomy songs he has on it LMAO!!!  Hes kicking off his tour in Miami and from there, the dates get really close and frequent!  I can see this fool suffering from dehydration by the middle of the tour.  Click below to see if hes coming to a city near you

Trinas "Amazin" Records sales not amazing at all!!!

I was reading bishes on blast blog, and it made me wonder....How did Trinas album sales  for AMAZIN go?!!  Guess what sluts, Trina is not too much of a FLOP being that its an independent album.  STOP BUYING HER ALBUM DUMMIES!!!!! 
The album debuted #13 on the Billboard 200,
#2 on Billboard Top Rap Albums,
#1 on Independent Albums, and
#4 Billboard Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums,
This chic sold only 33,938 for the first week and It has currently sold over 200,000 copies in the United States.  I guess thats not too bad being that its an independent album...... (side eye)

BONUS INFO SLUTS!!!!!

Trina also will have a VH1 show in the fall called The Baddest Chick and has perfume called Diamond Princess out now and is also releasing a MAKEUP LINE!!!  I can't wait to get that makeup!  Go Trina, shes a lil hustling bytch!  U thought I would do a post on her new song "My bitches"...well go to another black blog, Im sure they have the video up but you come HERE when you want a dose of change cause I got chu!!

If I didn't know any better....

Alicia Keys has a flatty LMAO, an Queen Latifah need a breast lift!  Doesn't it look like Queen Latifah and Alicia Keys are dating each other?!!! Where is Swizz Beaks during all of these candid shots? Hes somewhere praying to his God that he didn't marry a lesbian!!
Hey Queen (and Sandra Rose I know you read my blog bish) I have a SHOCKING bible passage you need to ponder on. Here it is:

WTF! Kanye West POWER video LMAO

WTF was that shyt?  The video was straight GARBAGE!!!  Its basically a bunch of lust driven women depicting MichaelAngelos past paintings in the 3 dimensional world.  Kanye strives for attention.

Spill the Tea!!!! Ciara Tea bishes!!!!

I love me some Ciara but like I always tell ya'll, I am always a hater FIRST! If you want some hot, freshly brewed Ciara Tea then read it after the jump bytchez!!!

Alicia SLEAZE Keys in a bikini!!!

If you can't see the body language which is screaming that this girl is a straight up lesbo, then you are blind!

Alicia SLEAZE Keys takes DYKES on her honeymoon?!!!!!

Queen Latifah and Alicia SLEAZE Keys were on a boat sailing and talking about prop 8 most likely but thats NOT the kicker!  Alicia Keys took 2 lesbians on her honeymoon with her!!!  WOW!!!  Can she get anymore blatant about her sexuality than THAT?!!!

CONFIRMED!!! Queen Latifah comes out the closet!! Alicia Keys next?

WOW, look at Queen Latifah looking like a KING!!!  Here, she is seen hugging her longtime partner, Jeanette Jenkins while vacationing in France earlier this week!!.  If you still have questions regarding Queen Latifahs sexuality, go and get your head checked!!!  King Latifah is officially a DIKE and thats why she attended her fellow dikes wedding this past week....  Mmh Hmh, you didn't know Alicia SLEAZE is also a closet carpet muncher.  Why else would the King Latifah travel ALL THE WAY to France to attend her wedding.  She probably tried to talk the masculine dyke sounding Alicia out of marrying a man but unfortunately, it didn't work!  .

Do your thang King but remember, you have to answer to God when its all said and done!

Antoine Dodson signing AUTOGRAPHS with a fanbase!!!!

Oh shyt, this bytch Antoine Dodson got a muthafukkin FANBASE and bytches lining up to take pics with him. Its a fanbase meet and greet! HOT DAYM!!! It looks like hes up out the ghetto and got some paper coming his way! I hope everything works out for Antoine. Ive been following this sluts career since the day it started! I love me some Antoine! Click here to support his bootleg azz blog!

Jazze Pha weight loss pics!!!

Wow, he looks good! 

Remember I wrote a mean spirited article and hated on Jazze Pha about 3 months ago?   In the article I said he would NEVER lose weight, well I hate to admit it but I was wrong!!!  That muthafukka proved me wrong and LOST OVER 75 lbs so far!  How did he do it?  Read more to find out!

Nicki Minaj having trouble formulating a sentence!!!!

MTV Shows

Listen to Nicki Minaj freeze up and struggle to find words to describe her new album, Pink Friday.  Now, I know this bish is probably sniffing cans of paint because she has all the symptoms.  Maybe shes tired, or on antidepressants.  Trust me, antidepressants will make your ass stumble over words and trip over sentences.  But lets state the obvious, Nicki Minaj just may be DUMB!
I know my blog is written in poor taste but I do that for the youth.  Formal writing skills just gets no traffic for me, so before you try and slam my grammatical errors, just realize that I am getting MAD TRAFFIC on my blog because of it.  All of my articles that are grammatically correct gets NO LOVE! I'm going to need Nicki to take an english class or stop sniffing the paint!

First set of VMA Performers announced!!!!

Alicia Keys AKA Alicia SLEAZE, the pregnant lesbo-macho walking dyke will be performing, lets hope she doesn't wear heels or fall!
Jay-Z AKA Jay CAMEL, the overrated, barely went platinum, leech off others talent artist is also performing!
Usher the OMG, WIN and Here I Stand FAIL star who made the best decision in his life by leaving that muscle man, Tameka!
Katy Perry, the slut who encourages young teenagers to kiss girls, one hit wonder is performing too!
and last and very much LEAST
PINK, the Kanye hater who got a dose of karma by FALLING and smashing that azz in a botched stunt earlier this year.  Lets hope she falls again!!!

Childish azz Terrence and Rocsi in SOURCE Magazine

Look at these childish azz ADULTS portraying children in the SOURCE Magazine!  These goons will do anything for a shot at fame!  Are these ADULTS trying to entice children to lust after them?  This just looks WAYYY out of line to me and its very unacceptable.  I'm going to need them to go back to the drawing board, STAY OFF TWITTER, and try again - but this time do something a little more LEGAL to draw your YOUNG fans in.... (this just isn't right!!!)
How old are they again?  Just because you host a show which are catered to children doesn't mean you have to portray yourself as a CHILD when you are OFF WORK!!!!

First Lady Michelle Obama is fly as FUK!!!

Before Jackie Kennedy, those first ladies were pretty wack in the style dept but Jackie came in with style and grace that was unmatched.  After Jackie Kennedy, nobody stepped it up and brought some banging style into the white house until The Obamas came through!  FLOTUS (First Lady of the United States) is working the hell out of that blouse!  I am fittin' to take this picture to an alteration shop where the chinks work at so they can make ME ONE!!!!!  She's really showing that women of color are truly beautiful with effortless style and elegance. You better WORK!By the way these photos are of The Obamas vacationing in Spain.