Dog the Bounty Hunter is RACIST!!!!

Unless you live under a ROCK. Dog the Bounty Hunter and his son are in a constant battle because his son married a black woman. Dog is upset because his son works for him and has his wife at the job every now and then. Dog is afraid she will hear when he wants to say the word "ni99er" during their workday. Now Dog is fuming with anger because it can't be done anymore because he fears that the wife will go to National Enquirer and rat him out for being a racist if she ever overhears it, but the son rats him out to the National Enquirer instead.

WHOOO HOOO...

this is some good shyt. Here is the audio in his own words which depicts Dog the Bounty Hunter as a racist PIG!!! I never watched the show and I am glad that A&E has yanked his shyt off the air!

Him and his fat, disgusting wife can go to hell for all I care.

AUDIO OF DOG IN THE LINK BELOW CURSING AND SAYING NI99ER!!!!

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/1031_dogg_recording_1-2.mp3

Celebrity Halloween Costumes Horror!!!!

Celebhaterz has put together a list of Celebrity Halloween Horror pics!!!! Enjoy!!!!

Beyonce as the corpsed bananna footed STIFF
Christina Milian as the idiot 17th century vampiress
Diana Ross as death warmed over or a scarecrow
Gaymon as a bisexual pimp
Rupaul as a 50yr old Foxy Cleopatra w/grey hair

JIM JONES LOOKS SEXY!!!!

Check out Jim Jones getting his sexy back on da cover of Mass Appeal Magazine. OOh, we are so glad you took a bath!!!!

Beyonce turned Nurse!

Fuk some gloves, I will sacrifice anything for these kids!

Beyonce, singer, actress, songwriter, entertainer-- is trying her hands in the medical field. She administers vaccine for polio to innocent little kids who don't know she has no experience to do such a thing. Beyonce is quoted saying:
"I want to encourage all parents to give this vaccination to their children. It really benefits their health."
ARE YOU GOING TO PAY THEM PARENTS FOR ALLA DAT VACCINE, BEY?
Beyonce turned nurse...I guess it comes with being famous...you can get any job you want!!! TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE, and shes not even wearing gloves!!!!!! :

Kelly Rowland Spotting

I got errthang I need in my bag to make it thru da night
Gimme some money! Its hard on deze streets!

Kelly Rowland was spotted leaving a resturaunt lastnight in London called Cipriani. Is it me, or does this chic look like a beggar in a cheap wig???

EWWWW!!! Gaymonn is gross!!!

Andre J a.k.a. Gaymonn is gracing pages and photo ops everywhere I turn or click!!!! I am utterly disgusted. Who made this acceptable? Where did America go wrong? Why is this thing in every magazine, on every blog, everybodys friend, smiling on ever news stand? WHY!!!!! This is some disgusting shyt, I know the world is comin to an end whenever this is acceptable in our eyes and our news. I refuse to accept this look being the modern "model" of today. This is the last post I will do on this, human being!!!

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

Cash Money Records getting back togetha??

HHHAAAAA, it looks like Lil Wayne and Baby got love for their former label mates after all. (Turk, Juvenile, Mannie Fresh, etc) The Cash Money Millionaires split up a few years back because they thought Baby was underpaying them. Now it looks like Lil Wayne wants to put them back in the limelight and make that money!!!! Lil Wayne said:

"They need a nigga, ya heard me. They out in that world drownin’ like a mothafukka, ya heard me.”

Shut da fuk up Lil Wayne, the only reason why you are so famous because you're a good singer. Peel back beeotch!!!

Superhead is running her mouth AGAIN!!!

Since Superheads' book isn't selling too good, she has decided to go to any magazine willing to pay to hear her rant about foolish shyt. She had this to say about her relationship with Bill Maher:

"Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot. That's why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn't be 'Bill Maher's girlfriend' any more - not when I'm Karrine Steffans... best-selling author."

Check this out, cumbreath....we are tired of you and please disappear, the media will do just fine without you! YOU MEANT TO SAY 'FORMER' bestselling author. Karrine Superhead Steffans has fallen down to #24 on NY Bestsellers list this week. NEXT!!!!!

Jay-Z spotted lookin stupid!!!!

Dont mistake me for a terrorist Mr. Doorman

Check out Jay-Z the idiot. He was spotted getting out of a car with a ridiculous scarf on. Even the door guy doesn't find it too flattering. He looks like the Taliban.

Look at Fruity Ne-Yo!!!!

Ha Ha Ha, Neyo you crack me up girl!

EWWWWW, this is a fruit shot! He looks like he wants Ciara to be his best friend. His face is sayin, lets take a pic together honey child

CANDIDS- When fashion goes good, bad, and UGLY!!!!

UGLY: Will somebody teach us style?
GOOD:This is the best I have ever looked!!
BAD: I should close my legs, I am lookin rather tacky!

Kanye West and fiancée Alexis Phifer showed up looking like trash to the Louis Vuitton Gala Celebrating the Murakami Exhibition in LA. They try too daym hard to be different, and I am not feelin it! Her shoes are a hot mess, and that dress is too busy. Her hair and make-up always looks like she just rolled out of bed and lets not discuss the rubix cube on her wrist. Serena Williams showed up looking the best I have ever seen her look. I hope she never goes blonde again, and Kerry Washington was blah.... close yo daym legs, Kerry!!!

Get Kanyes' book for $10!!!!!

Outside of babysitting Alexis, I write books!
This iz my wack azz cover

Kanye has decided to jump on the bandwagon and write a book just like everyone else. Wit hiz stankin azz!!! Chicago rapper Kanye West has co-written a book with J. Sakiya Sandifer called Thank You And You’re Welcome. The book, which will be released on December 18 and is set to cost only $10!!!

WHAT A STEAL!

In this broke down sentence, Kanye sayz "an entertaining volume of ‘Kanye-isms’— the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in his lyrics." Kanye goes onto say, "My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment!"

With Kanye talking in this jibberish, now I know why he needed a co-writer! What in da hell can Kanye bring to a book that we haven't seen on the stage, nikkuh pleez!

UPDATE!!! Superhead is steady falling!!!!!

Ya'll know I love to post statistics!!! Well here is a record of Karrine Superhead Steffans steady fall off the NY best selling list!!!

Week 1: #2

Week 2: #6

Week 3: #16

Week 4: #23

HAAAAAAAAAAAA, can't you see Superhead. No one cares that you want to try and reform yourself. You are still cum breath to us bloggers!!! Your fans don't want you not unless you are putting your trash behind a HARD cover. Her publisher is asking her to add a bonus to the book and add more details but Superhead declined. Guess what, SUPERHEAD.......Get lost, No one want's your shiddy book!!!!

Min. Louis Farrakhan was BRAINWASHED!!!!!!!!!

These rappers ain't did nothing!
Fuk da law! Aint nothing wrong with wearing guns on our hip!
Yea, u right Cuz... I love having my guns too! Fuk da law!

YES FOLKS, Farrakhan has spoke out about T.I. and Lil Wayne. Minister Louis Farrakhan believes rappers such as T.I. and Lil Wayne are set up by the U.S. Government and further calls it, "Justifiable Homicide: The Attack On Black Youth." "T.I. was set up and they are trying with Lil’ Wayne," Minister Farrakhan told AllHipHop.com regarding both rappers.

What is Louis talking about? Those silly boys put theirself in that situation and they need to own up to their responsibility and face the consequences. They think they are invincible since they have star status, but the Gov't ain't playing with these stars no more. THEY ARE BOTH SILLY AND MOST LIKELY GUILTY!!!!!! Shut cho' mouth Farrakhan! Yea, I said it....AND!!!

Jay-Z sells out!!!!

We are royalty, bow down and wave back!!

Who in da hell bought these tickets? Word on the street that Jay-Z sold out in 1 minute for his 6 city tour for his American Gangster Album!!!! I guess we have to wait to put his sorry azz on the D-List guys, don't worry....he's on his way there.

ONCE AGAIN!! Da 40/40 Club gets SUED!!!!

What type of circus show is Jay-Z running over there at his club. Jay-Z's management over there at the 40/40 club must have been raised in a barn. Did they get their training at their local McDonalds? What type of management fires someone for being pregnant. A former sales associate of the 40/40 has filed a lawsuit claiming she was fired because her pregnancy was considered "inconsistent’ with the "young, fashionable, unattached, and sexy" image preferred for employees.

HHHAAAA, why couldn't they stick her in a back office or put her on dish duty if its that serious? Let me stop before ya'll cuss me out!

HAAAAA, Beyonce sweats it out!!!

Check out Beyonce coochie sweat!!! Didn't she learn her lesson the first time this happened? Why won't she use any liners? I think this girl does the things she does for shock value and to keep her name relevant in the news. I am sooooo disgusted by this girl!

Kelis gets a gig!

Fuk a record deal, I am into fashion
My toes are hangin off the front of my shoes!

Jive may have dropped Kelis, but that ain't stop her from performing at any gig she can get her hands on. (get it girl)Kelis was spotted and performed at the Yana K Spring/Summer 08 runway show in LA recently. Kelis belongs on the runway, her music is something you like or you dont..... She isn't a music mogul, she is more of a fashion chica!

HAAAA, Crossdresser from HELL!

EEKKK!!!!!- Dennis Rodman decided to dress in drag for halloween. This is where he is most comfortable. He looks a hot shiddy mess!!! The NBA made a wise decision when they didn't allow this train wreck back on the court.

Check this glittery mess out

Trina wore this horrible outfit to the 2007 BET Hip Hop Awards and now Ciara wore it to one of her many birthday bashes. I don't think either one of them look cute, they look like Beyonce knock offs! Is this in the Tina Knowles collection? I hate to admit this, but Trinas curves wore it better than Ciara the Stick

Is Mike Vick filing Bankrupt???!!!!

You sure I can keep my shyt if I file in Florida?

Hell yea man, I wouldn't lie to you!

It is not official but check out celebhaterz theory of what is going on with Mike Vick. OK...he sells his house in VA, sells his house in GA, and now he decides to buy a home in Florida?!?! ARE YOU WONDERING WHY?

Well, lucky you..... since you came to our site, you will find out why. Celebhaterz has found out that Michael Vick is now officially a resident of Florida since he bought a home out there recently. He plans on filing bankruptcy out there. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY HE WANTS TO FILE IN FLORIDA???

We got that covered, too. Michael Vick is filing in Florida because the bankruptcy laws in that state allow you to keep your property, including houses. The laws for bankruptcy in Fl are very lenient and it's the best place to go and file bankrupt if you are a star in a financial crisis. Ya'll know Michael Vick lost his contract with the NFL, so he is basically BROKE!!! Thats our story and we are sticking to it!!!!

Oprah hired a MONSTER!!!! part2

So, ya'll wondering what happened at Oprahs school? You know I dug deep to find this!!! It was a house mother that got dismissed. Here is a list of shyt she did to those innocent kids:

• choking one girl


• slamming another against a wall


• cursing at school girls


• screaming at them


• getting intimate with one of them


• shoving them in closets


• and a whole lot more!!!!

A lot of the girls have left the school and their parents withdrew them from such a horrendous place. Oprah flew out there 3 saturdays in a row just to try and get those little girls to come back to school. The population at the school has dropped 24% since this horrible incident has been released to the public. WHOA!!!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!! Michael Jackson set to lose Neverland Ranch!!

HHAAAAAA, God don't like ugly. Michael may have gotten away with all of those child molestation charges in our justice system, but God ain't through with him, yet. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away!!!

SHUT CHO' MOUTH!!!

Michael Jackson has defaulted on a $23 million loan and the leinholder has put him on a 90 day notice. He has 90 days to pay the full amount of $23 million plus $212,963.83 in interest. If he don't cough up the cash, he will lose his Neverland Ranch. The potential eviction was filed in Santa Barbara County Courthouse on Oct. 22 2007...... Lets see if tight pocket Janet helps her brother out. I can't stand that stingy bytch!!

Naomi throws another FIT OF RAGE!!!

Just when you thought this chic was civilized, she shows her ignorance to an AIRPORT!!! Naomi was trying to catch a flight w/ British Airways and arrived 11 minutes before the flight was scheduled to take off. They denied her entrance onto the flight, and thats where Naomi decided to show the world that she has no style, grace, class, or manners. She started yelling and screaming "I can't believe you won't allow ME to board!" as if she is important or something! British Airways offered to let Naomi fly without her luggage, but she refused screaming, "You are joking. You are always losing bags and I wouldn’t trust you with mine in a million years." Naomi didn't leave out of that airport that night, she simply stomped off with her entourage and disappeared. This bytch needs another course of anger management!

WTF!!! Who does birthday tours?

I am so tired of my birthday tour
Hey Ciara, you can't blow those out dummy!!!
OOH a free tennis bracelet!!! I knew this tour was a good idea

Ciara is doing a birthday tour. Missy the suspected lebsbian has attended EVERY SINGLE ONE so far. I wonder if they are dating again? I think this is the stupidest idea in the world!!!! It seems to me, Ciara just wants to get free gifts everywhere she goes, cheap azz!

10/26 Birthday Party @ Runway/NYC
10/27 Birthday Party @ H2O Restaurant and Lounge/Washington DC
10/28 Birthday Party @ Velvet Room/Atlanta
10/29 Birthday Party @ Cameo/Miami (HEADLINERS)
10/30 Birthday Dinner @ Nobu/Bahamas
10/31 Birthday Party/Bahamas

Trina wears a fuk'd up wig!!!!

My cuzzin made this dress with JoANN's fabrics
I hope this wig dont blow off
Look at me show off my ROVER
GHETTO NAILS and cheap fabric 19.99
I put a bullet in my mouth?

EWWWWWW, check out Trina in her 1990's wardrobe for a photoshoot to promote her new album. That wig is HORRIBLE. It looks like she bought it from the local beauty supply for $20.... and those ghetto-nails scream 20.00 fill-in. Trina seems to think that she has a chance for her album to sell big. PLEASE!!!! Kelly Rowland will sell 10x more than Trina!

JIVE Records Drops Kelis!!!!!

Holy Shyt!!!! The new album, Kelis was Here didn't sell too good. She didn't even see GOLD!!!! Jive Records has officially (as of friday) dropped Kelis from their label. WOW, this is a shocker!!! I wonder what Nas has to say about that? It's probably a back lash because her husband wants to name his album "Ni99er". We really do like Kelis over here at celebhaterz. CAN CELEBHATERZ HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THIS SAD DAY IN MUSIC, FOLKS?

T.I. Free from Jail !!!!

T.I got released today on 3 million dollar bail. Atlantic Records put up the majority of cash, and T.I. covered the rest by putting his house towards the bail. Dont worry; they will get it back after T.I. is found guilty. The stipulations are he can only stay at home w/Tiny...his girlfriend (they gone get married, watch), the kids, and the house arrest monitor dude. T.I. isn't staying in the home where the guns were found. That is too risky because the media put the mans address out for the world to see. He is staying in a beautiful home located in GA that overlooks a lake, wildlife, and trees. The house is 3 stories, plenty of bedrooms, and 8 bathrooms!!! T.I. can't get too comfy because they don't move slow on trials in GA. His trial starts in 1 week.....how sad, ya'll know he's going to prison!!!

CANDIDS!!! THE WASH-OUTS!!!!

We are old and washed out, but we wont stop!

Diddy, Jay-Z and LA Reid

Do I look feminine today, guys? I am so uncomfortable

Rihanna in 20 yrs along with Russell-The Grumpy Old Man!

And here we have some of the older folks coming out to donate pennies to the 4th Annual “Black Ball” Concert for “Keep A Child Alive” event in NYC. You know they ain't donating too much. Tight pocket baztardz! Diddy and Jay-Z teamed up to donate towards the Hurricane Katrina foundation last year. Ya'll know they only managed to gather $10 thousand between both their pockets? HOW LAME, so you know they don't give a daym about these children staying alive. They are there for the promotion to keep their lame names relevant in the media.

HAAA!!! Kelly got some fans in da crowd!!

Free concert for all!
Who are those people back there?
HEY, where is everybody at? I will never have a full house:(

Check out Kelly perform for her 300 fans at EA - Be The One - Xleague in London. I didn't know Kelly had a fanbase??? Who are these losers? They taking pics n' shyt like shes a star or something?!?!?

Kelly is looking very sad and she has a lack of confidence about herself on these pics. Her weave is fabulous, though! CANT SAY THE SAME FOR THE wack azz- hooka boots-hide my sweaty crotch in black-CATSUIT! I really don't like Kellys choice of clothes!!!