Beyonce the alleged devil worshipper HALO alternate video!!!

B-H(AV) from JC Blog on Vimeo.

WTF is this dark gloomy shyt? UGH! If you had any doubts as to if this bytch worships the devil, wonder no more!

Jay-Z, prepare to #FAIL with those headphones and greatest hits album!!

Jay-Z has taken a bold move and has planned to release a greatest hits album. Wow, you know you're old and broke when you decide to release a greatest hits album LMAO! "The Hits (Collection Volume One)” which is expected to arrive on June 29th, is going to have stupid shyt on it. Nobody is going to buy that shyt! Hes searching for confirmation that he is still on top, but he clearly isn't. If you go to mediatakeout, he never has clicks when an article is about his wack azz. Nobody is checking for Gay-Z! When he releases videos on youtube, he can barely clear 3 million views. Men Lie, Women Lie but numbers don't Gay-Z! NO ONE IS CHECKING FOR YOU BRUH!

In other news, the slut is releasing some bulky 1980's looking headphones through his rocnation label. Who is going to wear these bulky azz headphones? We like our small apple ipod headphones, these big azz dinosaurs will sit on shelves until they get pulled for lack of sales. I will report his first week sales for both items and I assure you the numbers will be a great laugh for us!

Deshawn Snow and Eric Snow getting a DIVORCE!!!

Oh shyt, another failed marriage is in the works after going on reality TV! It never fails. Deshawn and Eric said the marriage is broken beyond repair. When they were on the show, I saw no chemistry whatsoever and to be honest, I think Eric is fruity and Deshawn is a possible carpet muncher. 2 fruitys together would never work. They say that Eric wants shared custody of the kids.
I'm willing to bet they divorced because Eric ain't playing ball anymore and the money ran dry. Bytches always run when the funds dry up. Another reality star couple bites the dust!

Lyfe Jennings looks like Tyler Perry!!!

Well Daym! I had to do a double take in this bytch. Lyfe Jennings is looking a whole lot like the queen of black movies, u know da name! The resemblance is strikingly scary! Lyfe Jennings has a twang look in this pic, and we all know Oprahs bff, Tyler has that twang look, too. LMAO!

LaLa wearing RAGS!!!

What part of the game is this?!! LaLa stepped out in some Michaels Craft Store prom fabric draped around her oddly shaped body looking tacky with that thick azz wig on. It looks like she draped the 3.99/yard fabric over her shoulder and used some safety pins and that dollar store belt to secure it in place. This is tacky. She must have gotten the wig from her local beauty supply so that she could cover those buggy eyes with a bang, she know that hair is a dead chinese womans and NOT HERS! U know the 3rd world countries sells corpes hair to the stars. They think they're wearing the hair of the living but they are rocking a dead hoes hair LMAO! LaLa is not an exception to the rule!
Sidenote: Who in da fuk does the peace sign anymore. #FAIL!

Did Drake get a Nose Job?!!!

Daym, Drake! Why would you release this pic to the public? Youse' a ugly summa' bytch! LMAO!!! It looks like this hoe got a nose job. 'm too lazy to do a side by side comparison but scroll down and up and down again, and take notice of his slimmer nose. LMAO!!! I can't!!

Gucci Mane: Look at these monkeys in the Zoo!!!

Gucci Mane, Wacka Flocka, and his goons are seen here in Bankhead shooting a video for a song entitled "Everybodys Looking" which is from his 'The Burrrprint 2HD' mixtape. They're bouncing around like monkeys in a fukn zoo! This nigga got out of jail and picked right up where he left off. Hes just as stupid as he was going in. I hope he ends up back in jail where he belongs. Hes disgusting, oops. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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Halle Berry fakes happiness!!

Halle Berry is a resident of Los Angeles as we all know. I wonder how the cameras knew she would be in Malibu Beach with her little girl. I will tell you my theory (which is 99.9% truth). She called the paps so that they could snap pics of her faking like everything is all good, even though shes been through yet another failed relationship which made it to the press. This is damage control but she can't pull the wool over my eyes. I can see that the crazy bytch is lonely, miserable and craving good attention on the blogs. In her big mansion, I'm willing to bet the only ones to come over are a nanny, a maid and an occasional stylist. A few one night stands probably stop by but once they notice that shes bat gone crazy, they run for the hills just like Wesley Snipes, Gabriel Aubry, and Eric Benet. Go to counseling, restart the drawing board and try again, Bish!

Diddy to Rick Ross - "Your career is OVER"

Diddy announced this week on 106th and Park that he is officially the manager of Rick Ross, the fat azz prison guard aka Officer Ricky. Everyone Diddy touches turns to a has been. Lets name a few, shall we:

1. Black Rob (ya'll probably don't remember this fucka)
   
2. Young Joc (delusional one hit wonder)
   
3. The Band (stupid and self destructive)
   
4. Faith (fat, wide mouthed industry hoe)
   
5. Carl Thomas (he was da shyt but on dope now?)
   
6. 112 (a great group but was a victim of the Diddy curse)
   
7. Craig Mack (went to treat acne and never came back)
   
8. Donnie Klang (P.W.T. = poor ______ trash)
   
9. Mase (a retard with slurred speech)
   
10. Loon (turned to Islam)
    
11. The Lox (bytch, boo, bye)
    
12. Total (lesbos)

I only want to name 12 for now. Once Officer Ricky falls victim of the Diddy curse, I will add his name as # 13. He is already well on his way to being a failure. Right now, he can only book local clubs for small gigs here and there. Hes like Ray J; he makes money by being a special guest in night clubs for a few thousand dollars a night. Poor guy. If he thinks Diddy is going to get him bigger gigs, he'd better think again. To be continued.....

You ain't smart Jeezy!

Young Jeezy released a mix tape CD "Trap or Die II" (because mainstream albums ain't selling for his wack azz) and on the cover, hes trying to look smart. Just because you put on glasses and put your finger up to your temple doesn't make you smart, LMAO! Hes trying to look like Malcolm X LMAO!!! I'm weak. What an idiot! The smartest thing I ever seen this man do was leave hood rat, Keyshia Cole.

Oprah parties with black people!!

After co-hosting the Met Costume Institute Gala on Monday (May 3), Oprah Winfrey got in touch with her black side and partied with Pharrell, Diddy, and Usher at the after-party at New York City’s Mark Hotel.

This old bytch is finally accepting her black side. At one time this bish said she didn't fuk with rappers. Shes so phony. Now that the white folks are ditching her show and her ratings are down, shes trying to get a black audience. I guess Tyler Perry put a bug in her ear and an idea in her head when she noticed he was banking off the black community. Tyler Perry always clear over 20million on opening night for his movies, meanwhile - when Oprah opens her show everyday, she can barely get a viewing audience of 1 million people. #ratingsdown so shes running to the black community since the whites chewed her up and spit that azz out!

sidenote: Usher was there, too but he ain't in this shot. He's probably somewhere blocking out Tameka Raymonds tweets and text messages. I bet that hoe got corporals tunnel in her hands from all that tweeting she does!

DETAILS!! Gucci Mane getting released May 12

UGH!! Say it ain't true! Gucci Mane is getting released from the Fulton County Jail in Georgia next Wednesday, May 12. The news came from Hot 97's Angie Martinez yesterday as they announced the SummerJam lineup. Gucci rightfully went into jail in November for violating his probation, which he got from an assault charge in 2005.
I wish this wasn't true. He must have been in there snitching because this ugly gorilla face was supposed to be locked up for a hot minute. #stopsnitching
In other news regarding black lips, he fired his manager Deb (wacka flocka mama) for whatever reason. Google it, I am not in the mood right now to post on this funky, jail cell, peanut butter and jelly as a snack eating bish right now.

Gloria Velez disses Nicki Minaj

DAMNNNNN!! Gloria went in on this #basicbitch Nicki Minaj. Nickis career is officially OVER! She said she sound like she got tourette LMAO! LOVE IT!

Beyonce tattoo for Brooklyn

This ole country ass bish from the woods and sticks in TX is repping brooklynby wearing a fake tattoo of the citys name like shes from there. JayZ has completely brainwashed this idiot ass bish. She needs to sit her azz down somewhere and stop trying to take Kelly Rowlands shine, jealous bish! That outfit she has on is so ugly. She can not dress and shes in desperate need of a stylist...how about um........... RIHANNAS stylist! I am enjoying watching Beyonces star fade into oblivion. Its such a wonderful sight to behold.

Buried in a mercedes casket

Look at this ghetto ass shyt! This fool got buried in a gat daym mercedes casket. I am so weak! This is beyond ridiculous.

Beyonce hating on Kelly Rowland??!!!

Yes, the rumors must have some truth to them. Kelly and Beyonce are 9 times out of 10 beefing with each other. How do I know, heres the tea bishes. So Kelly did a Rose the Riveter as her alter ego a while ago and now all of a sudden, Beyonce pops out of nowhere (from her supposed break) with a video portraying Kellys alter ego of Rose the Riveter/pin up girl image. Kelly is also releasing a new video for her single that is tearing up the charts called 'Commander' and now Beyonce all of a sudden wants to release a video from her old ass 2008 album 'I am Sasha Fierce' for the single entitled 'why don't you love me'. Is it a coincidence that its around the same time that Kelly is releasing her new video and hit song. I smell a rat, Beyonce gets a major side eye.
Beyonce is a hot azz mess. She ain't nothing but a Devil, a coldhearted, selfish, camera hogging, attention whore. I really dont like her. Whats the point of releasing this single. Fuk'n narcissist! Here is a preview of Beyonces snoozer video. Blah...she looks like a fukn blow up doll

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Sneak Peek from Beyonce on Vimeo.