The TEA!! Halle and Gabriel break up, DETAILS!!!

This family has such great chemistry. Look at the bond (side eye)

Wow, such an ideal family. They fit like a glove together, where did it go wrong? (again side eye)

OOh bishes, Halle the cougar thought she could snag a man that was 9 years younger than she. According to my sources, Gabriel dumped Halle because her ass is old, bitter and evil! They did have little Nahla out the deal even though Halle is old with crusty eggs, she managed to get a good egg and spawn forth a pretty little angel. Thats the last one, because I'm sure her azz can't get another man now that shes a baby mama who has been passed around in hollywood, and lets not forget that this bish has NO JOB! I ramble too much, heres the tea!

According to an insider, it was Gabriel who did the breaking up and their 9-year age difference was partially to blame.

“Gabriel just felt it wasn’t working anymore. That bish is crazy! When they were first together the 9-year age difference between them didn’t faze him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more.”

“Also, Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to other, and he felt it just wasn’t right to stay with Halle in those circumstances. Gabriel is a really nice, decent guy and he would never cheat on her, but I suspect that he had become attracted to someone and that he felt he needed to break it off with Halle before anything developed any further.”

“Halle was terrified that Gabriel would go after her money. But he’s a decent and proud guy and that’s just not his style. Gabriel’s main concern was custody of Nahla, he loves that little girl more than anything, and wanted 50/50 joint physical custody of her, which Halle agreed to.”

“Financially, Gabriel isn’t in the league of Halle, but he still earns a decent amount from his modeling career, in the region of $700,000 per year, so he’s comfortable and he didn’t want a dime from Halle. All Gabriel has asked for is the house they own together in Canada. Halle put the full deposit down on the house but Gabriel has made every one of the payments since. Halle agreed right away.”

DRAGQUEEN! Make 7up yours, Solange!!!

Solange hit the red carpet yesterday lookin exactly like the dude from the 7up commercials named Orlando Jones. You can see why shes single. I think she has male hormones or something because its just not right to look so much like a man... Beyonce took all the good genes and left Solange with a cesspool of genes from HELL. She looks like a drag queen to me.

Reginae dresses like a SLUT..Toya agrees!!

So, I was stalking twitter today and look what I found. Toya said that her daughter Reginae (babycarter_omg) looks cute in her slutty little corset. What kind of mom encourages her daughter to wear shyt like this? If Lil Wayne was home, I doubt the little girl would have this on. You know what they say, if it walk like a slut and talk like a slut... 9 times out of 10 its a SLUT
S/N (sidenote) Toya had Reginae when she was only 14 years old. At the rate shes going, I'm sure Reginae will follow her moms footsteps.

Timbalands Birthday Party 2010

Wow, Timbaland saw another birthday! Its amazing despite the steriods he probably used when he got all muscled and lets not forget about his clogged arteries from all the fat he consumes. His party was at Drai's in Holllywood. Brandy went to the party to feel relevant and get a discount on some production since that moesha money is gone. As you can see, she put away the planet of the apes lacefront wig. CiERROR and Paris the valtrex slut are snuggled up, I wonder why. Anyway Timbaland should consider getting a gastric bypass, Brandy should go sing in the shytter on youtube for a confidence booster, Ray J needs to go wash his azz. Someone sent me an email and said he smell like butt, and Paris should go and get a refill on valtrex for her herpes and cold sores. I'm done taking shots at these D Listers....yawn

FEMAs gonna pay Beyonce??!!!

Remember Hurricane Ike came by and fvcked up Galveston, TX. Well one of the houses it fvcked up happened to be none other than that bish, Beyonce. FEMA is going to pay Beyonce $425,000 to reimburse her for close to the original value of the house? Yep, it's true, according to a chic named Mother Jones
The house is one of 68 that will receive a FEMA-sponsored buyout according to KHOU. Gosh I hate that hoe. So what's the area like - or the house for that matter? Heres the house. Its one of these houses...not sure which one but its her house. That trick probably forgot all about the house. She sure don't need the money. Fvck her!

Keri Hilson tries to flaunt in Flaunt Magazine

Get your germy fingers out your mouth and get your feet off the couch, hoodrat! U ain't sexy

WTF are you wearing. Looks like you weaved your clothes with a paper bag!

Shes showing off her nails. Ok, so what you have MINX nails. They are so last year and hoodrats (such as Tiny) are wearing it now so poof, try again!

OOh it look like u got punched in the eye. Fire your makeup artist and put those water balloons away. They are uneven and in need of a bra!

Look at this one hit wonder named Keri in Flaunt Magazine. I've never even heard of that magazine. She will never grace the cover of anything you've heard of so settle for this. These pictures are boring, lame, dark, no life, tiring and just dreadful.

The Tea on Basketball Wives of VH1

Jennifer "long feet "Williams, wife of Eric Williams threw a viewing party and champagne toast the other night for the Basketball wives. UGH she makes me sick, she should've stayed home and watched it. More on her in a minute. Look at Suzie, she could use a dentist with her VH1 reality money to get her grill fixed. She could also stop putting all of that oil in her hair, looking like an immigrant from mexico. Those teeth are atrocious, check them out next time the show comes on. Look at Evelyn, she got her legs crossed so u can see the bottom of her only pair of Louboutins she owns. She so proud of her empty azz shoe store with those stripper shoes she sells. You can hear your echo in that empty ass small store. Please call there and play on the phone. The number is (305) 461-9880. Thats all she got out of being a groupie was a shoe store. Who is going to shop there besides bytches with bullet wounds and stretch marks. Back on Jennifer, remember she tried to give Royce a makeover. LOL, these stuck up bytches went to a strip mall boutique with no designer brands instead of going to Louis Vuitton or something prestigious like that. They are nothing but low budget broke azz chics that rely on VH1 for income. Jennifers husband, Eric Williams never was an allstar player in the NBA and they shipped his azz around to numerous teams just to be a bench warmer. He don't have that much money, thats why Jennifer took the show just to get some money in her pocket because he sure don't have as much as you think.
Shaunie is like a pimp and these wives are like her hoes. I can't wait to see how this show ends up. I probably won't watch the whole season. I feel llike I am losing brain cells watching these ignorant, negative, groupie hoes.

Royce: Royce is a lost soul. She doesn't know how to be a woman at all

The Dream dropping 3rd album

The Dream is dropping yet another floptastic album. He released promo pics for the album on the net, and my blog is the only one who posted the pic LOL. It is his 3rd album which is due June 22. He has a remix for “Love King” featuring Ludacris and the song really sucks, no lie. I am not advertising the undesirable song on my blog so if you want to hear it, it can be heard here.

This fat face pig just doesn't give up, hes like the little engine that could.

Whats wrong with Kerry Washingtons head!!

Kerry Washington attended the New York premiere of “Mother And Child” at the Paris Theatre. Ooh ya'll, something ain't right with Kerry Washingtons head. It looks like an octopus head, damn girl please wear bangs from this point forward!

Tameka Foster is a twitter addict

Tameka Foster takes to twitter and says Usher is a bitchass dude. This hoe is so addicted to twitter. Shes just mad because Usher was out with Grace Miguel (his new cougar) at the park with his kids. Tameka, this boy has moved on so shut the fvck up and get off twitter.

Sandra Bullock exploits black baby

Look at this stupid bytch, Sandra Bullock. How much did they pay you bish to spill your guts in the tabloids not even a week after becoming a mother because your eggs are dried up and you cant have babies! She thought she could be like Angelina Jolie by adopting a black baby. She adopted the baby 3 months ago before the public knew her husband cheated on her dumb azz; and now shes a single bish with a baby to raise. The adoption agency needs to take this baby from her. Shes exploiting the baby by putting it in a magazine not even a week after getting the baby. Thats some unfit shyt!

sidenote: The baby look like its thinking "what the fvck you looking at"

Jazze Pha ends suicidal countdown!!!

Fat fucka, Jazze Pha was on the path of destruction with his excessive eating and lack of exercise. He was basically killing himself but that has all ended. This big bish said that in an effort to bring awareness to obesity, Jazze Pha is pledging to lose 100 lbs within a 4 month time period. He's doing a national competition called the Jazze Pha Take It Off $1000 Weight Loss Challenge. I think the winner wins a lifetime supply of big macs and whoppers along with the 1000 dollars. Damn Jazze, you made lots of money off CiERROR (Ciara). That must be gone because all you can come up with for the winner is $1000? That small amount of cash will not motivate nobody to get off the couch, and I bet you still weigh the same damn thang 4 months from now. Greedy bish!

what does a crackhead look like?

Crack cocaine will fvck you UP! Toyas mama looks like she would be a fairly good looking woman if she wasn't on drugs. I'm talking about the woman on the far right with the bad skin that hasn't been exfoliated since she been born. I doubt she even washes her face and lets not get on how often she combs her hair. I hope that professional baby mama named Antonia Carter can pull her mama out of the slum and get her off the crack. SMH

T.I. wants you to know hes back...

T.I. thought his release from snitchlanta correctional center would drive the masses crazy. He actually thought his release was something we were waiting for. ZZZZZzzzZZZZ, oops, i fell asleep. What was I just talking about? O yea, that has been rapper, TI

What a snoozer. Nobody is checking for this ignorant criminal. He even emailed graphics to the blogs to let us know that hes back. Ok, what the fuk u want us to do T.I? You want us to throw you a welcome home party in the comment sections? Shut the fuk up, your career is popping almost as much as Chris Browns. The streets don't trust you anymore. You need more people. Heres his welcome home graphics which was made by him. Narcissist much? He even has a song entitled "I'm back". OK, we get it... now shut up and raise your kids and beat on your pig.

Is Trey Songz down with the RAINBOW?!!!

Look at this greased up gay-day looking like those chip n dale dancers. Only gay men or DL strippers wear oil on their torso. Why does this man do nothing for me visually. My gaydar is off the charts everytime I see his face. Lately hes been hiding his eyes because ya'll know his eyes scream "POUND MY BUTTHOLE" whenever hes trying to look masculine and sexy.

Hmm..he got a song saying the neighbors know his name. Want to know why they are familiar with Treys name? Cause everybody in the neighborhood spilling the tea about his sexual preference. Look at his radio, ya'll. Why is his radio full of colors from the rainbow. I bet the radio is playing "YMCA" or some of B. Scotts wack ass music. Nah, its playing "you better work, sashay shante"
Come out the closet Trey.

Brandy Norwoods ugly LACEFRONT!

Brandy clearly doesn't have any people in her life that has her best interest at hand. If they did, they wouldn't let her ass step out in that horrible, incorrectly placed lacefront wig. It covers 3/4 of her forehead and its only centimeters away from touching her eyebrows. Her ugly ass looks like Planet of the Apes! I hope someone stops lying to this broad and tell her to put the cheap lacefront back on the mannequin head! She has the most fuk'd up features I've ever seen on a woman. She greatly resembles an alien!
I can't wait for her snoozer of a reality show to flop. Every week, the ratings gets lower and lower. Stay tuned for my review on that floptastic show!

Tasha Smith lightens her skin on UPSCALE Magazine!!!

Look at this Angela bish from Why Did I get Married Too. She made the cover of UPSCALE magazine. You know, that foreign magazine you never heard of or flipped through in your life. Anyway, check out black azz Tasha Smith on the red carpet with her normal skin tone and look at her photoshopped complexion on UPSCALE Magazine. What a shame. Her camp most likely saw this pic prior to the magazine publishing it, thats how it usually goes. Why did she approve for her skin to be lightened. Self hate is a mutha fukka!

Kandi got ashy knees and look like Jimmy Neutron

Look at Kandis knees, they are ashy as a bytch. Ash is a direct reflection of dead skin and lack of washing/exfoliating. Shes so damn nasty! Anyway this bish look like Jimmy Neutron with that red hair and those surprised looking boomerang shaped eyebrows. She sings like a cross between a sheep and a goat and why is she wearing blue shoes? I guess she didn't have anything else to wear. I'm done.... I gotta go pee cause I am laughing so hard. Be right back, ya'll!

Jordin Sparks looks like Princess Fiona!!

Jordin Sparks and her big azz football player shoulders were spotted at a charity function for babies. I think it had something to do with the march of dimes. She probably went to eat the free plates of food but fuk all that. Please tell me this, why is this fat bish looking like Shreks girlfriend, Princess Fiona. OMG I am in tears. All she needs is some green makeup and a tiara. LOL

Nicki Minaj changing her sound!!!!

Young Money’s Nicki Minaj has revealed that her upcoming debut album will shock her fans. Her first single, “Massive Attack,” has generated lackluster buzz and the only people who are into that wack azz song are teenagers who have no money to buy her upcoming non anticipated debut album. This bisexual hoochie is still in the early stages of recording her album She says that she is taking her sound in another direction. When asked what this new sound will be, she replied, “Mmmmm no,” with a sly laugh. “But you know, the stuff that I’ve done — it doesn’t really reflect me anymore, so I want to have an entirely new body of work.”

I think this dumb bytch has put her ears to the streets and heard what we had to say. She sounds stupid and childish as fuk! Hopefully she will finally ditch that retarded sound. Once she does that, her fans will scatter like roaches when the light is turned on. Raptress Keys said "she sounds stupid, who da fuk talks like that" LOL. Keys also said "I'm a grown azz woman, what I need with a barbie". I can't wait to hear what this wack ass album will sound like. I'm sure it will be a flop!

Horrible Miss Piggy !!

T.I. and Tiny were seen out and about in LA lastnight heading to a grocery store to get a brown paper bag. The bag was used to cover up Tinys Miss Piggy face! I wish it was raining out there lastnight so that her red kool-aid dyed hair could bleed down her face. It would look like Carrie from that 1976 horror film called Carrie. She is ugly with red hair just like that pathetic bish! I am done reporting on this fornicating couple. NEXT!

Fantastic Max Look alike

And here we have Scary Spice aka Mel B and Eddie Murphys bastard daughter, Angel. She looks exactly like one of my favorite saturday morning cartoon characters. Do you remember Fantastic Max? Why does Mel B want her daughter to look like a boy is beyond me. So sad...

Kimoras Photoshopped legs STOLEN!!!

Kimora Lee Simmons's released promo pics of her new fragrance a few weeks back, and it was obvious that she'd photoshopped her head onto a someone elses body. Celebhaterz has unraveled the mystery of whose legs they belong to! These legs belong to no other than Daria Werbowy. The pics came from the March 2005 cover of French Vogue Magazine.
This fat neck, thunder thigh bish wishes she had long, slender legs like this. The legs actually look like an aliens or a paraplegic patient who can not develop or use their muscles. She should've used her own ching chong, michelin man legs to avoid this embarassment. Do better, Kimora.
Sidenote: They are selling Kimoras brand, BabyPhat at wal-mart now. Kimoras clothes are not worthy of being a department store brand any longer. Shes an official low budget baby mama.

KEYSHIA COLES BABY!!!

Someone sent me this pic and said this is Keyshia Coles baby. LOL, I doubt its true but I will post it anyway just incase this baby turns out to be hers. The baby sort of looks like her baby daddy, Daniel "Boobie" Gibson. She named her son Daniel Hiram Gibson, Jr. I can't stand when baby mamas give the baby the fathers last name in hopes of marriage being the next step when it should've been the first. I am absolutely sure this dude is not going to marry this grouchy hoodrat and her son will be the only one living in Keyshias house with the last name Gibson in the future. Have you seen Frankie as well as her adoptive mom, Yvonne Cole and their life choices. She will be a single mom for the rest of her life, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Is Jennifer Hudson an unfit mom??

Heres a candid shot of Jennifer Hudson out with her son, David Otunga Jr. She looks good, doesn't she. Her son is an absolute cutie! I can't stand to see a mom on her A GAME and the child looking a complete utter MESS! It's too bad that his mom is so unfit that he is out in public with his nighties on and his hair all over his head. It looks like it hasn't been brushed since the nanny ran a comb through it. Judging by the looks of things, I bet his diaper is a soggy wet mess and look at his feet. They are crunched up because they are too long to fit the footie part of his onesie. They sell cute clothes for kids his age. He can barely fit the onesie! It looks to be a bit too small for his growing legs. Jennifer is too rich to have her son out looking like this. Do better, Jen. *side eye*

Beyonces Nipple Nip Slip

Look at Beyonce in Hawaii this weekend on vacation with her husband. Lucky for the horny ducks, her nipple came out.