Kim Porter looks like a MAN - with an Adams Apple!!!

I found this pic of Kim Porter and Diddy on a date sometime last week, and she definately has an adams apple like a man - not to mention shes tall with male dominated features. WOW Kim.... this is a shocker!! I wonder if this is why Diddy stayed with Kim for so long - was it because she had male characteristics. I mean, she does sort of look like a man and that Adams Apple doesn't make it any better. Ok....I'm a hating bytch - you knew that when you clicked to come to my page!!! YOU LOVE IT!!!

T.I having a hard time getting those community service HOURS!!!

Word on the street is that T.I. is being rejected to speak at Atlanta based schools due to the negative lifestyle he lives. The schools feel that if T.I. came in to speak, it would send the message that you can buy lots of guns illegally, get caught, but only serve a year in prison - which is exactly what snitchin' azz T.I. is doing..... oops, did I call him a snitch?

Anywho - a source in T.I.'s camp told me that he has only managed to do 35 hours to date which is only a drop in the bucket to what hes expected to do. They want him to do 1000 hours, but venues keep turning him down.

I bet if he went to all the Boys and Girls clubs of America in the hoods, they would accept him with open arms, so he better look into that and stop trying to stalk these schools for those much needed hours!!

Kim Kardashian with no make up - LOTS OF PICS!!!

Here are lots of images of Kim Kardashian without make up - I even did a side by side so you can see her with and without make up! You guys request some strange shyt but I always deliver when I have freetime on my hands. Shes not that bad without it, just an average girl on the streets of LA if you ask me. Enjoy, you strange blog lovers!!!

Kim Porter and her Twins cover JET Magazine

Check out Kim Porter and her twins on the cover of JET magazine. Those twins are getting cuter and cuter with every shot. Diddys ugly azz makes some cute kids, huh. Anyway, go and pick up a copy to see the inside of the magazine....

Happy Birthday Lloyd Banks!!!

50 Cents only loyal member of G-Unit - Lloyd - turned 26 yrs old today. Lets see how long 50 Cent will keep his ass around before he ditches him and talks shyt about him on the radio, blogs, and magazines. Lloyd is hanging in there, though.

Daym, he looks about 30ish to me...but whateva!

Happy Birthday Lloyd!!!

Lil Mama looks like some melted Laffy Taffys!!

Look at this ish!!! Lil Mama shouldn't have worn this trash out the door. She looks like a melted box of laffy taffys!!! Moving along.....

Gary Coleman on Divorce Court!!!!

LOL!!!! Gary Coleman will do anything for a few bucks. My sources told me that on May 1st and 2nd he will be on Divorce court with his soon to be ex-wife and they paying him a measely $20,000 to appear and air his dirty laundry about his trailer trash wife, Shannon. He will probably not use EBAY anytime soon with this newfound fourtune LOL!!!

Anywho!!

On the show his wife says, "If Gary doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like, stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." I bet thats strange and scary.... he's still a child in his head, he didn't deserve to get married. Damn virgin!
LETS MOVE ALONG!!

PICS - Halle post pregnancy belly is HUGE!!!

After having her little girl, Halle received so many praises about how good she looks and how much her tummy shrank down but ya'll know my hatin azz begs to differ. Here are a few shots of her without hair product, girdles, or airbrushed make-up after having little Nahla Ariela (I think thats the babys name). She looks like a woman that just had a kid and the uterus still ain't shrank. Celebrities ain't no different from any other woman! She needs to breast feed and stop walking around with engorged breast or use a pump because I know that hurts to be filled with milk as you shop!!!

Estelle wont get an "American Boy" with those teeth!!

Before we get started, is that a moustache we see? WAX IT, GIRL!

Look at Estelles teeth - YUCK! She suppposedly is getting them fixed but I can't tell....theres dentist out here that can fix you up in 1 visit but I guess Estelle chose to take the long road towards a beautiful smile. In her song with Kanye West, she asks for an "american boy" and thats all she will get because no man in their right mind will get with a chic with TEETH like that!! LMAO

Lil Kim Bentley is on the REPO LIST!!!!

Yea, you heard it here first. According to the CW11 - Lil Kim (and her fuk'd up nose) is dodging the repo man - and shes been doing it for the past 4-5 months!!! She can no longer afford her 300K Bentley and refused to hand over the keys! You don't believe me? Watch this 3 minute video by clickin' right
here

UPDATE!!!

Apparently Scott Storch is the broke bytch who owns the car. He gave the car to Kim and shes going to buy it this week because she happens to love it, according to my sources. Scott is Lil Kims ex boyfriend and you can read all about the broke bastard right here. I did a post on his broke azz back in december! He happens to be a very popular producer who has made beats for the likes of Beyonce so you know he HAD some cake, but he ran through it with excessive spending, partying - and being to generous.

So I guess Kim is in the clear you guys - but her nose is still ugly as fuk and she still looks like feline!!

Lil Wayne dating Nivea AGAIN!!!!!

Nivea and Lil Wayne are DATING!!!! Nivea has Lil Wayne as her main pic on myspace and of course he is in her top friends - in her pic section, she has a million pics of them together. She even refers to Lil Wayne in a few of her personally written blogs - and thats not all- shes also playing a new song of hers called "I Might" which is about taking somebodys man. Head on over there and check it out:) www.myspace.com/niveamusic

Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter!!!!!

I was browsing around online, and I found this pic of Jay-Z and Beyonces kid. So, this is how she will look......well I'll be damned!! Shes going to be one ugly azz heffa!!! (this is a photoshopped image for the idiots who dont know) IN OTHER NEWS - Apparently their marriage license is real and the marriage was authentic. If you want; you can go to people.com to get more information on it because I just don't feel like posting it....

Kelly Rowland Sunbathing - Set to tour soon? LOL

LMAO!!! Kelly Rowland is set to go on tour to promote her Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe re-release.... BWAHHHHHHHHHH LOL LOL LOL, I wonder whose buying tickets and will she have a sold out crowd or will she have empty venues again with acts such as Mario (from dancing with the stars) on the ticket again?

Anywho - check out Kelly sunbathing without any hair weave in Florida earlier this week - shes Fab:)

Is Ashanti trying to look like Beyonce on her album cover?

Look at this shyt, doesn't it remind you of Beyonce? This is Ashantis' album cover for 'The Declaration' which is due in stores soon.... I don't care to know the date, if anyone knows the release date, put it in the comments.

My jaw is still dropped because this heffa reminds me of Bey with that big Texas hair and glittery gold outfit!!!

PICS!!! Kim Kardashian without make up

I've received so many requests for pics of Kim Kardashian without make-up, here they are.... Lets move along, shall we?

PICS!!! Khia has a million Mugshots

Khia has seen a WHOLE lotta jail cells! Daym - how many times has this hoodrat been to jail? WOWWWWWW, look at all of these mugshots! What an ugly heffa! Click the pic to make it bigga:)

Does Cassie have an STD? Looks like HERPEES!!!!

Check out this suspect bump on Cassies mouth!!! Is this a pimple or herpees? Whatever it is, she should have stayed in the house instead of coming out with that disgusting dyck bump on her mouth.... UGH!!! Lets hope that Diddy ain't kissing his baby girls after kissing this chica!!!

(thanks to my faithful reader, Andrea for sending this in)

PICS!!! Foxy Brown hearing aid!!!

Have you wondered what Foxy Browns' hearing aid looks like, ya'll know shes deaf without it? Well, here it goes. Isn't it cute;) This pic of Foxy was taken this past sunday during a 'photo-op' at church. Can you believe this blasphemy? Foxy had the audacity to take her photographer to church with her and get a pic of her praying..... I done' seen it ALL!!! We ain't done with seeing Foxy out and about doing the 'right' thing..... pretty soon she should be knocking somebodys lights out. Watch n' see.....

Meet Miss Sylvia - this bytch is a MESS

Kanye breaks up with longtime girlfriend, Alexis

Alexis got dumped by Kanye West recently. HAAAAAAAA, she just premiered her wack azz clothing line called 'GHITA' and she showed up to the premiere without her engagement ring, simply because Kanye asked for the ring back LMAO!!!
My sources tell me that they broke up because Alexis was a whiny azz chic and Kanye was never quite compatable to her in other aspects, only in fashion did they connect. My sources said Kanye and Alexis would have arguments about her whining about being hungry, her asking "how do I look" over and over and over again, and Kanye asking Alexis to be more secure within herself.

The source said that a source close to the couple said they were having serious problems, but the source couldn’t confirm the breakup. But clearly it over because Alexis released this statement:

“It’s always sad when things like this end, and we remain friends. I wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He’s one of the most talented people I’ve ever met.”

I thought she was plane jane - wack - and boring. Kanye needs someone with more personality and spunk because this chic doesn't have that IT factor. Moving on....

PROOF!! Halle Berry got ARMPIT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!

PROOF IN PICS!!! Halle Berry got plastic surgery under her armpits!!! Ewww, what would posess someone to get armpit surgery, you ask? It probably was black and disgusting under there...but I never seen anyone go THIS far. If you look closely, you will see a surgical line where she got stiched up. Poor Halle, tinsel town has Halle pushing the envelope for beauty - even if she has to get her armpits cut the fuk up. I wonder how many OTHER celebs are doing this outrageous surgery?

(Ya'll know I see EVERYTHING - My site is the first to report this, but of course - I wont get my credit)

Teyana "Google Me" Taylor looking a hot mess!!!

WOW, this bytch looks a hot stankin mess!!! Well Teyana Taylor has this song out called "google me" and - I googled her as she requested....and all I found was lesbian rumors and ugly photos such as THIS ONE LOL!!! Is that what you wanted us to search for?

Pics!!! Cassie on set of her new video "Thirsty"

Check out Cassie on the set of her video shoot "Thirsty" walking around with a bottle of Fiji water. Lawd, Cassie is so dumb. Why is she drinking that Fiji water, my fellow blog addicts? Is it because its the most expensive water in the 7-11 convenience store? Thats most likely the reason. If you do your research, they said Fiji water is more contaminated than Chicagos public water supply...these celebrities kill me!! She needs to be thirsty for a style that doesn't resemble Rihanna with those thigh high boots which is Rihannas style. GET YO' OWN STYLE, CASSIE!!!

Lets move on

Remy Ma jail sentencing pushed back!!!

Haaaa!!! Remy Ma has to wait 2 more weeks to find out her fate in jail for shooting her best friend over $3000. She was supposed to be sentenced on April 23rd but it got pushed back for reasons unknown to me...she will be sentenced on May 13th and I will PROMISE to report her fate since you will NOT see it on the news. Shes a nobody, so it wont make headlines... just come to my blog to find out. LMAO!!!!

Solange hangs out with La La

Why is La La always seen with the Knowles? First, she was with Kelly Rowland on a video recently, and now shes hanging out with Solange....she's a daym leech if you ask me. I'm going to do some research and get back with you guys as to why shes always hanging around them. Anywho.... Here is a shot of Solange and La La hitting the nightclub scene in Hollywood, CA. La La and Solange need to be with their kids, but I guess thats what nannys are for.

La La needs a tan, jeez!!

Ready to YAWN? Tia Mowry got married.....

Blah...who cares about Tia Mowry getting married? For those of you who care, heres some of her wedding pics. Congrats, Tia...black love is a beautiful thang, but this is one boring ass couple. Ya'll can stick the name of the groom in the comments since I didn't know his name. Lets move on, shall we?

Jordin Sparks ain't got "No Air" LOL LOL

Jordin Sparks had to cancel quite a few appearances recently due to her vocal cords being fuk'd up. Her spokeswhore, Wendy Washington said to the Associated Press:

"All of her April activities have been postponed or canceled so she can take care of her voice properly."

Personally, I think that she can't sing that great and that 19/Jive doesn't want to pay her to go to the events since they aren't going to have a big turn out, anyway. I know you guys dont care 2 shyts about Jordin so I will move on.

Anywho..get better, Jordin:)

Is Lil Wayne serious - LOOK AT THIS GHETTO ALBUM COVER

Lil Wayne has released the art for his new album, The Carter III and its GHETTOOOOO as fuk!!! Lawd, why would he take his baby picture and tatt it up like that? You know his natives down in New Orleans thinks this is the best album cover in the world. Its a shame..... a shame I tell you!!!

Beyonce wears gloves to cover the ring - is she married?

Look at this shyt, Beyonce was spotted walkin around in NYC today but she had on gloves (and her lacefront wig) Ya'll think she was tryin to cover up the fact that she probably ain't got no ring?. I still think it was an engagement party and the wedding is coming soon. I really dont give a daym but it's my job and my duty to report ya'll the latest gossip as well as hate on whoever I daym well please in the process.

James Brown looks like Planet of the Apes!!!

I know I'm going to catch some heat for this one - but hey, my job is to hate and thats what I intend to do. Ya'll see the resemblance so stop trippin and being so serious!!!

RIP James brown.

UGH!!! Look at Ushers wife Tamekas Feet!!! GROSS!!!

For someone who committed welfare fraud back in 1991, I wouldn't expect anything more from this hood rat!!! YES - I am talking about Ushers wife, Tameka!!! Look at girlfriends feet - they are ASHY and DUSTY like she was dancing in dirt before stepping out. Damn shes tall, shes taller than USHER!!! Did you guys hear that she was behind the execution style shooting of an ex-boyfriend of hers back in the early 1990's? This hood rat is ghetto. Tamekas' sister, Valencia 49 - tried to warn Usher but he just didn't listen. We will see how long he stays with this dusty footed heffa.

I used to like Tameka, but I don't anymore because her feet look a shiddy mess!!!!

Tichina - is that DRY SKIN and ASH on your shoulder?

Remember Tichina Arnold from that show, Martin? Well she was out and about with DANDRUFF or Eczema on her shoulder tryin to be cute, what is that flaky shyt on her shoulder, ya'll? She was also wrinkled in that bubble dress that does NOTHING for her figure - and that haircut sucks!!! It looks like the 1990's. Bitch, please go back in the house and try again!!!