Soulja Boy wanna go to college!!!

Yeah, the stupid kid Soulja Boy wants to go to college for video games. Lets see if he follows through with this pipe dream or will he collect ASCAP checks for that "crank dat soulja boy" for the rest of his adult life. He seems to be content with that being his only source of income...oh yea, he makes a few bucks off his youtube videos as well.... LOL

Janet Jackson may be Pregnant!!!!

So, Janet had a concert scheduled in Montreal, Canada and just before the show, they said she started throwing up and got severely sick. They admitted her old azz in the hospital!!! Its rumors circulating around that she may in fact be pregnant by Jermaine Dupri. WHATEVER!!! I think that since shes 42 and shes been touring nonstop - her azz is just tired and used the hospital as an excuse to rest. Being 42 and over the hill can take a toll on your overall health and stamina. She dances nonstop all over the stage at her concerts and Janet is just too old for that type of shyt anymore. Besides, aren't her eggs high risk to create a retarded baby when you are that old. Its not a good idea to have a baby so late in life.

So lets sum it up... this iz the verdict, folks. I doubt shes pregnant - the bytch is just tired and used the hospital for a free rest.

Usher creating a Lingerie Line!!!!

OMG, first the bytch made fool makes a song about 'trading places' - ya know - he wants the girl to act like a man, and he wants to act like a girl. Then the little fruity goes and invents a lingerie line for men and women. I'm sorry folks, but if my huzband came home talkin' bout "baby, check out my new lingerie" I would throw his azz out....but I know my huzband isn't interested in some shyt like that....but anywayz, check out what Usher has to say about his up and coming creation. (Imagine his hand on his hips as he says this)

"You may have heard that I might be launching a lingerie line for men and woman. Comfort and intimacy is very important.” Thats what the R&B fruity told WWD at the Marlies Dekkers Lingerie show in Paris over the weekend.

I am suspect of all those male artist who attend fashion week in fruity azz Paris such as Kanye West and Usher...can't you imagine them in the front rows snapping and shyt when a cute dress comes down the runway? LOL something just ain't right, yall

LMAO!!! Ruben Studdard met his wife at WAL-MART!!!!

Ruben looks like 'O Shyt what have I done...I made a bad decision'
and wifey is laughing all the way to the bank!

AMERICAN IDOL cupcake lover RUBEN STUDDARD will never forget meeting his wife for the first time - because it was between the aisles Wal-Mart.
Studdard was busy promoting his debut album in the retail giant's Atlanta, Georgia store in 2006, and was approached by an autograph hunter - who turned out to be his now wife Surata Zaui McCants. She was also one of the sluts in the TIP DRILL video by Nelly.
And the singer admits it was an odd first meeting, because she was there to get his signature for her best pal.
He recalls, "I was actually not shopping at all... I was promoting my album and I had an autograph signing at Wal-Mart. And so she came to get the autograph for her best friend who was a big fan of mine. (I was sitting there eating french fries and big macs)
"So she was telling me a story about her friend and she said, 'My friend loves you.' And I said, "Well what about you?
"We just became friends right after that. We hung out and maybe three months after we started (to get serious)."
The couple wed in a ceremony in his native Birmingham, Alabama in June (08).

Ruben Studdard is broke you guys....

Jermaine Dupri throws up on Janets lap!!!

So, theres a rumor floating around saying that JD got so drunk at his birthday party, that he threw up in Janet Jacksons lap. They say she ran out the event and went home without his azz. JD needs to grow the fuk up, and Janet needs to give up on that music career. NEXT!!!!!

Tiny is not FLY!!!!

Hideous clown like hairstyle, and her nailpolish is chipping off. TACKY!!!!!

Here is Tinys big mouth azz at the Biltmore with her boyfriend, T.I. for his 29th birthday. OK, why is Tiny wearing this old azz Herve Ledger Bandage dress from 2006? This dress debuted on the runway back in late 2005. Did she get the memo that dat dress is yesterdays news? The dress is designed to suck in all of those unsightly curves and muffin tops that us women like to hide. Her weave is very tacky and hideous, and that purse is too loud for the outfit....she should have worn a small bag in the purple family or even a grey one would've worked. I bet one of those ghetto bytches from the ATL did her hair.... I wonder how much they charged her to clown her up like that? No comment on T.I.'s lop sided azz tie. SMH

Usher without his wedding ring!!!

Check out Usher at the play park with his son and a random chic. No one knows who this woman is, and if she is willing come forward to speak with me, I am willing to pay $3.24 to have a sit down with her. Thats my cigarette money, yall! I loves me some Newports! My ATL spies told me that Ushers black SUV hasn't been parked in front of his crib lately and that Usher and Tameka hasn't been seen together wandering around the ATL as a family lately....My trusty snitch also told me that Tameka was in a boutique without her ring early one morning.

Anyway, Take notice that Usher doesn't have on his wedding ring....I wonder whats going on with him and that manly looking beast who ruined his career?

OH SHYT!!! BET cancelled Rap City!!!

The recession is real people!!! Oh yea, Nas was right...hip-hop is dead.

Solange has a lazy eye!!!!

Here is the flopo queen of R&B Usher (his new album sounds like a musical), Flopo Kelly, and Flopo Solange. Neither one of these fools albums did much on the charts. Look at Solanges' right eye, its sagging like Lil Waynes pants...and that left eye is off somewhere looking at the fashion show. They are at some show called the port-a-potty for Paris Fashion Week...LOL

Guess who baby this iz

Awww, look at the cute baby. If you guess whose baby this iz.... I will give you my personal myspace page so that you can see who I am. Heads up foolz and slutz, this is NOT my baby!

Lil Wayne baby mama writing a book!!!

Lil Waynes baby mama is writing a tell-all book based on the questions from fans, stans, groupies, and haters. If you want to ask a question to Lil Wayne's ex-wife and baby mama Antonia Carter, send it to acarterbookinfo@gmail.com and she will most likely put your question in the book. Remember 50 Cent already bought the rights to his baby mama trying to write a book about him. These baby mamas will do anything to come up and be rich.... scally-wags!

Terrence Howard Mom Died

Aww, how sad. I wonder if shes the one who told him not to date a girl not unless she wipes her azz with babywipes. R.I.P. Mrs. Howard.

Jada Pinkett: "A lesbian is fantastic"!

So, Jada Pinkett Smith will be in a lesbian movie called 'The Women'. I don't know when its coming out so don't fuk'n ask me. Anyway, she opens up on how she feels about playing the role. She seems a little too comfortable talking about this lesbian stuff. Heres what she said:

"I play a lesbian, which is fantastic, and I got to be in love with Eva Mendes, which is even more fantastic. Will was like, 'Oh, I had her already. You can have my leftovers'. I love Eva. That's my girl. They took my favorite scene out. I thought I was going to get the opportunity to kiss Eva Mendes, but that didn't happen......I know a lot of lesbians. A lot of them! I got a ton of lesbians that are friends of mine. You know what? I think there’s a lesbian inside of me somewhere that I just pulled out [Laughs]. I just said, ‘Honey, let that lesbian shine on through!’ So that’s what I did.... We [the entire cast] had a good time together. That was one of the reasons I wanted to do The Women. It was a first time female director. She had been working on this project for 13 years and it's called The Women and its an all-female cast, and I was like, 'I have to do this'. It was just the statement alone.".....

Beyonce to headline at MTV Europe Music Awards

Thats Beyonces azz for those of you who were wondering why its so big...LOL

Beyoncé Knowles will be the headline act at this year's MTV Europe Music Awards – its on 11/06/2008 and she will probably perform one of her new songs which is probably trash. Beyonce is so boring to me these days....

Fat boy Sean Kingston got his chain stolen!!!

So, Sean Kingstons' sister sent his chain in a Fex Ex box from L.A. to New York to a jeweler for some minor repairs. The box made it but chain didn't make it. LOL...the stupid slut only insured the box for 500.00 and I am anxiously waiting for the chain to make its rounds on the internet. I am sure pics of the chain will surface reallll soon. I feel bad for fat boy. I'm sure that set him back a lot because the chain was worth a whopping $500,000 and thats a whole bunch of twinkies and big macs!! We will see fat boy on Celebrity Fit Club to make some money real soon.... We all know hes only a 1 hit wonder and when you say his name, you immediately think of clogged arteries and french fries. tmz has more on this story.

Tony Yayo does PORN!!!!

The economy is really fuk'd up anytime 50 Cents azz wiper and brown noser is doing porn for some extra cash. A friend of mine was on the set and can back me up on this....She said Tony Yayo whipped out the burnt hot dog and went to work for cash. She also said it was low budget, they used a radio for the music and had to stop and get batteries because the cord got wet from an idiot spilling vodka on it, and she said they were smoking lots of weed and shyt. She said Tony kept laughing and couldn't keep it up for long. Oh yea, they were using a cheap digital camera that takes a memory card instead of professional camera equipment! Wow, I really hope the economy gets better....

Oh yea, heres some free promotion, Tony. Look for the DVD on a New York street corner soon!

Lez Bi-Tifah reps for Obama!

Rumored lesbo, Queen Latifah was seen strolling around LA to a liquor store at 8am with an Obama license plate on her phantom Rolls Royce. This car cost upwards of $500,000!!! I heard Keyshia Cole also owns one. Why would someone on a diet buy liquor at 8am? Isn't it a little too early to be drinking? Well, those butch-o's can hang with the tuffest, so I give her a pass to drink as much as she wants at any hour!

Janet Jackson Dropped from Def Jam

The same way Janet quickly drops weight is the same way Def Jam dropped her azz....very QUICK! Janet found out after getting off the stage one night after her concert. They said the venue held 80K seats but only 34K seats were taken LOL... Anywho - Next out the door is her wanna-be mogul boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri.

Isis - ANTM CYCLE 11

They kicked the tranny off the show. I knew Ms. twig and berries wouldn't last too long because, face it - she had poor posture, she was ugly, no waist line, skinny, knock-knees, a lazy eye, and a torture to look at. There are plenty of trannys out there that can represent the gay community better than that crack whore lookin' thang. I hope they kick off J. Alexander next.

Ole man Jay-Z makes the Time Out Cover!!!!

It looks like they photoshopped his lips on this pic. They look enormous and plump! If Jay-Z was gay, he would suck a mean one!!!!

So, this magazine cover is supposedly a big deal to make in NYC. Its all the relevant, rich New Yorkers who are between the age of 37-47 who are successful and prosperous amongst the city. The baztards call it the New York 40. Riddle me this, Why is Jay-Z the only daym fool in sunshades on a magazine cover? When will he grow up? And why is he still dressing like he's 30 years old? Can you believe it was almost a decade ago that bubble lip brown sugar Jay-Z was calling out "30 is the new 20's"!

I wonder whats he going to say now about the 40's?

Poor Lisa Raye!!!

LisaRaye used her birthday party in LA to hold a benefit for Turks and Caicos Islanders who were devastated by hurricane Ike...but thats not the best part! According to one of my sources, almost none of the invited celebrity guests showed up except for MC Lyte and Spinderella, who shared dj-ing duties and got paid for it upfront.

D-Listed nobodys such as John Salley and single-mom-statistic Kim Porter showed up. Among the ones who were invited and didn't show were Sanaa Lathan, Vivica Fox, Elise Neal, Malik Yoba, Wendy Raquel Robinson, Tamala Jones and the rest of the advertised celeb guests. Those foolz didn't even think to show up or call in advance to let her know they wouldn't be able to make it. And to add insult to injury, on top of the $20.00 entry fee, LisaRaye passed around a bucket to try and get more cash and only came up with $300.00 more dollars.

HAAAA!!! Shes having a pretty rough year!

Kanye West is dumb, stupid, arrogant, and ugly!!!

Kanye West is such a haz been that he resorts to dressing like a complete and utter fool for attention. Look at this outfit. He is crying out for some attention and lawd knows this fool needs a razor QUICK!!! Mach3 has some $2 off coupons floating around in the sunday paper...somebody drop one in this fools bookbag if they see him wandering around aimlessly at an airport or wherever you see him....

Ludacris house burns down!!!

Well, it was his pool house but whats the difference. It happened at his house in the ATL...Fulton County Fire Department spokesman Gregory Chambers says a relative was in the basement of the main residence when the fire started and was not injured. Chambers says the fire was put out within 30 minutes but destroyed the pool house, which he says is larger than most homes.

I heard from a trusty source that since Ludacris ain't making any money off "money maker" anymore, he did it for insurance purposes but whatever you gots to do to pay the bills, do it! They say that Ludacris bank account is coughing up dust and lint balls these days....

Rick Ross gets paid PENNIES!!!

Before we get started...cops like coffee.

I heard that Rick Ross was performing at a club called 112 down in Miami Gardens this past weekend (9/21) and he got boo'd off the stage. They said people were throwing chairs, badges, and handcuffs on the stage and he ran off in the middle of his act. Oh Well...I guess he can kiss that career goodbye.

I called the club and acted like a promoter for ole Ricky boy and said I didn't get my money from promoting and asked if they could western union it to me. The fool fell right into the palm of my hand (Iwas actually trying to see how much ole ricky boy was paid for the event). The fool on the phone said it was a $10K budget for the show/security/rental car/hotel room/promoter/ole ricky boy/management/etc and everyone got paid. He even quoted me the amount of my so called check which was cashed already. They said it was $2300. After that, I hung up and giggled.

That means, ole ricky boy must have gotten paid somewhere close to 5K for the show..thats just my estimate.

Dry Faced Reggie Bush Getting Married

Dry Faced 'I need lotion badly' Reggie Bush plans to marry the cum guzzler, Kim Kardashian. Heres what the dry faced fool said:

How is it going with girlfriend Kim Kardashian?

“Great,” he said. “Great girl. Great friend.”

Is marriage to her in the plans?

“Yes,” he replied.

When?

“Don’t know. But it’s coming.”

Children?

“Definitely. Absolutely. I look forward to being a father.”

Lezzie Lohan and her girl toy do Disney

Lindsay oops, I meant Lezzie Lohan and her girl toy stroll through disney world earlier this week and see the sites. I hope none of Lezzies teenage fan base was around to see this foolery. Lesbianism is a demon spirit that is powerful. Your prayers and concerns should get her through this phase, LOL...lets move on.

Angela Simmons looks like a lesbian to me

Angela Simmons was hanging out in LA this week, and she may be ready to come out the closet one day soon. Shes channeling her inner (clearing throat) "butchizm" in these photos. So, you know that trick by the name of Teyana Taylor? Well, Angela Simmons looks like her on this pic...and everyone knows that Teyana Taylor is a carpet muncher. Do you think that Angela Simmons is subliminally trying to put the message out there?

Jennifer J-Lo Lopez is FAT!

Look at Fat-Lo's arm and fatback. LOL..... Jenny from the block must be back to eating the cheap ole' beans and rice since shes not making any money with that thing she chooses to call a career. This is gross, lets move on!

To Chilli and her son: STEP OUT OF THE 90's!!!

Well looka here... check out Chilli and her son, Tron dancing at DJ Unk’s video shoot for “Show Out.” Her son Trons wack azz braids and bandanna is so 1990's and we all know Chilli and her baby hair/curly perm is so outdated...but she refuses to change after 15+ years. I hope one day she wakes up and changes, or maybe someone should buy her a time machine. I heard that TLC was getting back together and they were going to add Lil Kim to replace Left Eye.... I hope that isn't true.

J. Alexander looks like Black Face.

I know I am going to catch some riff for this, but who gives a fuk. Here is J. Alexander enjoying a cup of coffee last week in his old lady frock looking outfit. And doesn't Tyra pay him enough cash to use bluetooth instead of that 2001 tacky wire hanging down his shirt? Guess what, I am always racially frustrated and offended when I see pics of J. Alexander. He looks like black face. I think they should take him off TV because I am so offended when I see him on Americas Next Top Model, and he seems to always be cooning and grinning.... Am I the only one who feels this way? Your thoughts?

Fantasia - Hood chics with money

I was browsing and looking for someone to hate on, and I found this pic of Fanny Barino using her tacky ass cell phone with 1.2 pixels to get azz shots in the privacy of her own bathroom...and she wonders why she can't get album sales and a good solid fan base. Can you imagine Rihanna, Monica or Beyonce taking a pic like this? NO!!! I sure as hell can't, either. We are going to categorize this bytch as a HOOD CHIC WITH MONEY. I doubt seriously that shes a multi-millionaire. She probably is down to the single digits by now. Pray for her, mmm-kay?

DMX goes through detox in JAIL and suffers a STROKE?!?

DMX stankin azz was admitted into a Miami hospital from jail on Monday 9/22 with “stroke-like” symptoms. Let me tell it, the fukka was suffering from withdrawl. Ya'll know my sources tell me when he isn't locked up, he loves to snort coke, drink profusely, shoot up, and risk his life in any way that he can. What a shame... DMX's lawyer said he is expected to make a full recovery (probably after one of his druggie friends sneak some coke into his hospital room)

DMX doesn't need a hospital for his stroke symptoms, he needs a good coke dealer to come by and give him a fix so that he can go back to being a full time functioning drug addict.

Yea, I said it...so what!