EXCLUSIVE!!! Nas and Kelis DIVORCE!!!!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!!! Nas and Kelis are on the brink of a divorce!!!!!!!!! LOOK CLOSELY AND SEE THAT KELIS ISNT WEARING HER RING!!!! Before I give you the juice, what the fuk is this girl wearing? She looks a hot mess!!! Here she is at the airport yesterday.

The JUICE: A member of Nas camp recently told celebhaterz that Nas and Kelis were not seeing eye to eye recently. They have been arguing and unable to get along. Its said that Kelis even moved out into a hotel to get away from the madness!!! They even ditched their reality show which was set to air on MTV because they cant stand to be around each other, so there wasn't enough footage for MTV to even air the show. I will keep you guys posted on Nas and Kelis relationship break down...but in the meantime; Nas has sold an estimate of 250,000 to date of his untitled controversial album.

Guess whose baby this is!!!!!

In the comment section, guess whose baby this is. Isn't this baby so beautiful!!! The first person to guess right gets hated on by no other than ME!!!! by the way, this ain't my damn baby!!!

UPDATE:

THIS BABY BELONGS TO: A random project chic. Thanks for playing the game LOL

Ciaras movie 'Mama I want to sing' going straight to DVD

Haaaaa, this movie was promised to be released during the spring of 2008 but now, it has come to celebhaterz knowledge that Ciaras hard work and no singing talent will not hit the big screen...she will be on a DVD so check it on the stands at your local Wal-Mart for $7.88 in early 2009 LMAO!!

T.I. voting for president?

Look at T.I in his voting shirt talkin' bout' "respect my vote" LMAO!!!... um, since when did they allow felons to vote? I know the feds didn't take it a step further and allow this felon his voting rights? Oh yea, T.I. doesn't have voting rights because hes a convicted felon, right?...so that goes back to the question, since-when-did-they-allow-felons-to-vote?

Beyonce and Jay-Z realized how stupid they looked, so....

So now they are wearing their wedding rings in public. Its about time they stopped that secretive dumb shyt and professed their love and devotion to one another. Why would getting married be a secret.... how stupid!!! I am just glad they quickly realized how stupid they looked. We will see idiot Beyonce in her ring in a few days since Jay-Z is wearing his in public.

LMAO Whitney Houston starting to look "crackish" again!!!!

Check out Whitney Houston hang out with her little boy toy, Ray-J. Doesn't Whitney look "crackish" to you? Why is she wearing those old lady pearls and shes going a little crazy with all of that botox in her tight azz face. Whateva, lets move on.

The Real Rick Ross Speaks on The Fake Rick Ross!!!

So, I found some more pics of fat, funky, fake, phony, Rick Ross (William Roberts) in the funny images of a cop. If you live under a rock, the rapper Rick Ross took the identity of a drug dealer whose behind bars already and scheduled to be released in 2010....how far did rapper Rick Ross think this lie would go? Anyway, read this quote from the real Rick Ross:

"After seeing all the stuff that has been going on with the Correctional Officer [Roberts] that stole my name, makes me think back to a year and a half ago when we spoke. I tried to talk to him like a big brother and let him know to be you, and that he couldn't be me. And that if he wanted to rap the lifestyle that he couldn't frame it based on my life."
"How different his life would have been if he would have taken my advice. You can fool some of the people some of the some, but you can't fool all the people all the time."

In other rapper Rick Ross news, he released this pic of his mugshot so that he can look like a hard azz gangsta, but he was only arrested for a couple seeds of weed when this pic was taken from what I was told LMAO!!!!

Look at Usher and his bytch in public!!!!

Ladies, if you look close enough, you can see where Tamekas real hair stops and it is a #1B but she had the nerve to have #2 put in her hair. Also, look at under her arms, the event was on friday and she probably shaved last on wednesday night because u can see the pricklys coming back.... this bytch is disgusting!

Look at Usher and his bytch attend the launch party for his “uCast” podcast
series at Tiffany & Co in Atlanta Friday night. Tamekas hair looks like shes about 55 years old, and that clown collar on her shirt is not flattering I know that girdle and belt was cutting into her stretch marks on her stomach, and her knees are black as ever. Usher on the other hand looks very fruity, might I add. He probably lets Tameka strap it on and do him in the booty hole!!! This couple are still holding on for dear life... I bet Tameka thought she looked good but nah, try again boo boo!

YIKES!!! Madonna is an old and ugly heffa!!!

Daym, Madonna is old as FUK!! She looks like her skin is pastey, wet, and clammy..... like a decomposed dead body. Those muscles look like botox or something, and dont get me started on her daughters eyebrows. Thats a hairy little girl. She need some tweezers and some electrolysis. I'm done with this family, they disgust me. OMG my stomach is turning!!!

Extreme Makeover: FORCLOSED HOME EDITION

How you going to get your whole house remodeled for free, the mortgage paid off, $100,000 in cash, and take out a 2nd mortgage on a house thats already paid for just to end up FORCLOSED n' BROKE AZ HELL!!!!

My black people, this is the first house to be forclosed from the hit show Extreme Makeover: Home edition....and it just had to be some black folks.... Get the full story from this other blog that I always read.

Check out Monicas Kids!!!!

They cute, huh.... These are promo pics for some reality show that she got popping off in the ATL. Thats where shes from. Anyway, I won't hate on her... I like her this week.

Halle cant sell her baby!!!!!

HAAAAA!!!!! Halle Berry tried to sell her baby to the tabloids but now nobodys biting and offering millions so she decides to sue. YES CHILD!!!!!! Halle Berry is suing because she said the paparazzi snuck on her property and got a shot of her hanging out in her back yard with her daughter, Nahla and her mom. Poor Halle, she thought she would make mega millions off the babys first pic but, too bad Halle.... When will these black stars learn that these magazines don't care about when black babies are born while on the other hand Angelina and Brads twins are going to fetch them $15 million for the first pic. I heard Halle shopped around and she can't even get $50 thousand for her little Nahla.... thats too bad. Read the entire fiasco about her lawsuit right here and in other news, look at what this blog had to say about her expecting to have a white baby. Its hilarious so head on over there... LMAO!!!

Tracy Ellis Ross is crackish!!!!!

Um...can we say STYLIST? This pic is so painfully ugly that she gives off that "crackish" vibe....as if shes leaving a crack house instead of a Fred Segal Store. Her outfit and hair is so painfully ugly, she has me screaming like Aretha Franklin in a training bra, and those boots look like they are suffering from bird flu or some shyt!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Trina and Kenyon Martin in a car accident!!!!

Married with kids and not divorced yet Kenyon Martin and rapper Trina were involved in a car accident in Belize yesterday. Why is Trina riding around with a married man anyway? Kenyon was out there for a charity basketball event he is hosting Saturday night.When they were leaving the airport, we're told their car was side-swiped by another vehicle and run off the road. Kenyon's rep said he was fine and no one was injured. Trina is so broke that she doesn't have a rep to speak on her condition but shes most likely ok. I know one thing... she better leave that married man alone because ain't NOTHING GOOD going to become of that relationship!!!!

Jennifer Hudson is CHEAP!!!!!!

So.... you like Jennifer Hudsons dress shes wearing on her album cover - but you're on a budget? Don't worry.... you can get that bytch from here for only 36 bucks!!! Shes so low budget and cheap!!! What else would you expect from this ghetto-opera singing chic...why would she take a pic on her album cover/promo pics in a $36 dollar dress? With her black fingernails...

Tacky

This is me FOOLZ!!!

I had a few readers ask me to post up my picture to see what I look like since I always hate on other people.... so here it is. I know for a fact I'm fine as wine!! I hope you guys like it:)

Beyonce is a LIAR!!!!!

In this pic, Beyonce lookin like "Is my hair on point" Solange looks like "shut up and get over yourself

OK, so Beyonce is going around and telling people that she wrote and recorded the entire album 'B-Day' in a dark room in a matter of 2 weeks but we quickly found out that THAT was a lie. First of all, Ne-yo wrote 'Irreplacable' although Beyonce was going around telling folks that she wrote it. And now guess what has surfaced..... Solange wrote 'Get me Bodied' although Beyonce told folks that she wrote it. Wanna know how I know Solange wrote the song? Well, Solange recently won an "R&B and Hip-Hop Song" ASCAP award for the hit single "Get Me Bodied," that she co-wrote for Beyonce's B-Day. Why does Beyonce lie so much? Why won't she admit that she doesn't write her own songs? Is she starving for cool points that bad, thats a lying azz heffa!!!!

Bow Wow begging JD to be on his next album!!!!

Remember when Bow Wow and JD parted ways a while back due to "creative differences" and Bow Wow tried to go out on his own and succeed in this music business - but he failed miserably. The lil punk hasn't had a hit album since he dumped JD and now...he is releasing an album called Pedigree (he taking this dog shyt a lil too far) and my sources told me that he called up JD and BEGGED him to help on the album. JD is considering the idea... Bow Wow had this to say:

"He's my father. He's the dude when you in the crib and have your arguments, you move out
the crib. ... (yea right). "Y'all gonna see JD on the album even if he just gets on there and says, 'Y'all know what this is!' He's gonna be a part of it even if I have to drag him."

This dumb kid should've thought about that before he dumped the man who created his image. Now, Bow Wow is wack and not on the lips of all the young girls so hes running back home. Ya'll heard the saying "a dog will come back home when he gets hungry enough"
LMAO!!!!!!

T-Pain and Lil Wayne doing an album together?

When will these stars learn? Why does rappers always do an entire album with a R&B individual. Jay-Z tried with R. Kelly and failed, Bow Wow tried with Omarion and failed, and now we have Lil Wayne and T-Pain. Lets keep in mind that this will not go far, and it most likely will end in a train wreck like Jay-Z and Bow Wows albums did.... LMAO!!!!!!! Did these fools hear that theres a recession going on?

Hey, Fantasia - You show' is UGLY

So... Fantasia got dumped and quitted by her management company called 19 Management. The public records say that they "parted ways" but ya'll know I'm always on the phone with anybody that will spill the dirt to give me the update on what really happened....

Rumor has it that they dumped her due to those different hair colors and all of the ventures Fantasia takes part in (cheap rental cars, walking around with no shoes on, dancing on tables etc.) and it wasn't good for her/their image. They tried to get her to be a little more reserved, but that wild child from the nile wouldn't listen. 19 Management had this to say:

“We have made the decision that we can longer continue a relationship with an artist who will
not follow our advice.”

In other Fantasia news, shes going to be playing the part of Celie in another remake of "The color Purple" which is scheduled to hit the big screen late next year.

Mary J Blige is LAZY!!!!

So.... its a rumor going around that Mary J Blige has resorted back to smoking weed and drinking heavily and her marriage ain't doing so well. Recently, she cancelled her tour in New Zealand and Australia in exchange for laying around in hotel rooms, ordering junk food, and arguing all daym day with her husband, Kendu. They say that Mary J Blige is just letting herself go...but I don't know how true the rumor is, so I will keep you guys posted. But you can google that shyt if you don't believe me... the bytch did in fact cancel her tour in those 2 countries:)

Strictly for my readers!!!

Ya'll ain't did nothing but showed me love since I started this blog. Keep coming back, I love you mutha fukkaz and I promise to post more frequently since I have more time on my hands lately. Ya'll better stop by everyday and show this bytch some love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amerie Promo Pic - GORGEOUS!!!

I wonder why this chic hasn't blown up beyond the rest of these R&B bytches, shes got the style, looks, and sound. Here is Ameries recent promo pic.. enjoy bytchez!

Estelle quote: "I'm the female version of Jay-Z"

What in the hell is this bytch smoking, with her ugly azz... Estelle thinks shes the female version of platinum selling rapper, Jay-Z. Um, this bytch hasn't even been in the game long enough to claim that title. Other than both of them being ugly....thats the only similarities that she has with Jay-Z...Estelle hasn't even had platinum selling success yet... she let that American Boy song go to her head. Heres what she said:

"I am the female version of Jay-Z. And I thought, 'When Jay-Z knows who I am, when he wants to work with me, then I'll have made it.'
"Everyone else could go to hell."

BYTCH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandy will do anything for a paycheck!!!!!

Brandy hasn't made any money off music for a while, so she has to make money some kind of way....after all, its been a decade since shes made any cash off money or acting. Shes doing endorsements for sketchers sneakers and so is her 9 yr old daughter. Ain't that a shame...shes pimping her daughter for some extra cash. I don't like Bradys azz...shes ugly and stupid with blood shot eyes.

Destinys Child getting back together and poor Kelly Rowland....

Poor Kelly, she tried her hands with music and failed miserably - and now shes trying the acting/hosting thing!!! Kelly recently shot a pilot for a new lifestyle and travel show. Though word of Kelly’s new series is just now hitting the net, the taping of the show actually began way back in early May.

Kelly’s show is called “Around The World” and it supposed to be showcasing a bunch of shyt for rich folks such as the hottest in food, hotels, restaurant and party destinations around the world. A few networks are very impressed with Kelly’s new show such as Bravo, Style Network, and a few more but if any of those networks got any sense they will NOT air this show with Kelly as the host!!! That bytch is bad luck and everything she touches on her own FLOPS!!!!!

In other news, Destinys Child will be reuniting soon....who the fuk cares? I know I dont.

Michelle Williams album "Unexpected" got pushed back...well wasn't that unexpected? (no) LOL

Beyonce is said to be doing a horrible job with remembering her lines for the movies shes in...

"i;m the biggest COP that you seen thus far"

Here is Rick Ross real image... ENJOY!!!