50 Cent on Tyra Banks Show

Look at ugly azz 50 Cent stealing a kiss from Tyra Banks - and of course, Tyra has to be the dramatic queen and show it on her face that she doesn't like it but you know she does. She even asked 50 Cent if she could touch his bullet wound on his cheek. I know they probably met up after the show. Mmh...watch the show with 50 Cent promoting his new reality show by clicking the link.

PICS!! Keyshia Cole A different me

Whos seen that commercial for that birth control where them bytchez are singing and jumping in the water - talkin bout' - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydayyyyy. Anyway, LOL, Keyshia Coles new album cover looks like them hoez LOL. Why is she wearing a bathing suit. Keyshias new album is supposedly a testimony of how she overcame and now shes not hurting anymore. Thats the path everyone wants to take since Mary J Blige took that route. My My My, its funny how Keyshia Cole has been out for about 3-4 years and all of a sudden without any counseling, no prescriptions, no nothing - shes healed with a positive album on the way. Stick to singing how you've been dogged out Keyshia because I doubt anyone will like this new approach you are taking. Its boring and it causes you to lose a fanbase. Boo!

Diddy acting again!!!

Diddy did pretty well in that movie 'Raisin in the Sun' so hes removing the cob webs from his old mustache and trying his hand at acting one more time. This time the shyt breath loser is getting a gig as a federal prosecutor on the boring crime series series CSI: Miami. Hes supposed to be on 2 episodes in early 2009. Mmh - I won't be watching and if you watch, please keep it to yourself. Bragging that you are a fan of Diddys makes you sound like an old person that smells like moth balls.

Damon Dash Broke!?

Jay-Z should be ashamed of himself. Piece of dirt!!!! His ex business partner, Damon Dash is broke az hell - not to mention his wife Rachel with that wack azz clothing line which sent them into the downward spiral of lent filled pockets. Im going to let another blog tell it - but Damon Dash Don't Have A Pot To Piss In or a window to throw it out of. Him and his wife got evicted, cars reposessed, and can't afford to pay lawyer fees. Its very sad indeed. He is the creator of Roc-A-Fella Records as well as the clothing brand Rocawear - and he sold his rights to all of that fortune for 1 million dollars. If he wasn't such a drunk and hitting the bottle like a sailor, he would most likely still be rich. Sad story and I won't bag on him too hard. The recession is real folks. Trust me!

A T-Pain Auction!!!

WOW, ya'll know I loves me some T-Pain but that circus mess had me ready to hate on his azz! I guess T-Pain got the point and decided to get rid of that ridiculous top hat collection. He was trying to send a message to all the clowns in the business that he was the RINGLEADER. That message went a little too far, and now my boy has decided to turn in the circus fiasco and be normal...I hope. (shrugging)

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Sanaa Lathan wears a spotted up dress!!!

Sanaa Lathan has lots of spots on her dress. What do you assume it is? Chicken grease? Slob? Who knows? Look closely because theres quite a few of them. I hope she wasn't borrowing this dress because girlfriend is going to get a big drycleaning bill in the mail. Celebrities rarely own the clothes they wear on red carpets. They usually have to give the clothes back within 48 hours after the event. Celebrities are so plastic.

Is Kelis a lesbian?

Check out Kelis leaving the Movida club in London arm in arm with her ‘good friend’ Dania Ramirez. No one has seen her with Nas lately (her husband) and theres a sex tape rumor circling around on the internet. I will post more on this fiasco later when I get more details.

Paula Abduls fan kills herself

Paula Abduls fan killed herself outside of Paula Abduls house. I wont hate on the mentally ill. This is really disturbing and I feel deeply sorry for this girl and her family. How sad.

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LOL!! Whitney and Naomi switch

Remember I hated on Whitney earlier this week in regards to the assumed photoshopped image of her body. Well, I was right....Someone planted Whitney Houstons head on Naomi Campbells body and circled it around the internet to bloggers mailboxes. They did it just to make a fool out of Whitney Houston and pizz off Naomi. Classic and well thought out, it seems like something I would've done if I was good with photoshop, unfortunately I suck at photoshop:(

Rev Run lost weight!!!

BEFORE 7/2008 (above)
AFTER 11/2008(above)

Rev Run took my advice and backed away from the table. Hes looking much thinner in that sweat suit and he can even fit in the teacup with his kids. On the pic when he was at the beach, Rev Run weighed a whopping 1 million pounds but has since gotten down to a managable weight. Check out the lightweight on the Mad Tea Party attraction at the Magic Kingdom in Florida. Hes pictured with his sons Russy (left) and Diggy (right). They were on a family vacation and of course, they took the cameras with them (blah). “Run’s House” is currently in its fifth season on MTV (again, blah).

Go Aretha!

Chunky Aretha Franklin wouldn't settle for a current photo of her on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. She knows they never come out quite right. She used this old and ancient photo from the 1970's to celebrate the fact that ole' girl has been named the “Greatest Singer of All-Time” in a new poll conducted by Rolling Stone Magazine. They even made the cover look antique and washed up - just like Arethas career. I love it!!

Rihanna gets spoiled by Chris Brown

Guess what, Chris Brown - the duet whore bought Rihanna over $1,000 worth of lingerie at Ariane Lingerie in Sydney, Australia earlier this week. Nasty little kids LOL. Rihanna has a new video coming for her single 'Rehab' with Justin Timberlake. I am so anxious to see the video. Rihanna is going to knock all of the wanna be pop queens off the billboard charts, watch and see. Bey(once)ware!

Alicia Keys the GEEK!!!

Look at SUPERWOMAN aka man stealing Alicia Keys in the geeky glasses. She was photo'd yesterday arriving to perform on the David Letterman show. I heard that when she took to the stage, the crowd went to sleep....

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Dwight Eubanks gets a reality show soon?

Dwight Eubanks, NeNe's bff from the hit show 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' has landed himself a reality show, chile'! SCREECH!!!!! Scratch dat - lets not get ahead of ourselves now. He is shopping around for one. Here is his pitch. I know its going to be a hott sweltering mess because if you watch him on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you will notice that he brings life, drama, and queendom to the show. Lastnight, he told NeNe that he has sex 3 times a day to maintain his youth - UGH - I can't imagine a 50 yr old male taking that much pain three times daily OMG! Anyway, I sure hope someone picks up this show so that I can sit back, eat popcorn and then post on my blog what a mess the show was every week. This looks like something BRAVO would love to have in their rankings!

Ciara - The microphone is restricting me

And heres yo girl, Ciara in a Wihelmina Models photo shoot. This photo implies that the microphone is holding her down from achieving success and shes trying to sing but she can't because the mic is pointing AWAY from the horrible tunes which come out of her mouth. This photo sure is telling a powerful story. I love to decipher art...its one of my hobbies. I hope you see what I see, and if you don't - you sure are blind!

NOT TRUE!! Chilli isn't doing a VH1 reality show!!!

Ha Ha, Chilli is having one hell of a year. First, her album got pushed back, and now her reality show is CANNED!!! Chilli went on the Ryan Cameron's Afternoon radio show on Atlanta's V103 radio station and said the VH1 dating reality show is "absolutely not true" according to Chilli. Too bad for Chilli, huh? That would have been a few bucks in her pocket and a chance to parade around like a clown - like Tiffany "New York" Pollard. She would have also finally had a man, because by the looks of things, shes going to be single for the rest of her life. Chilli sure knows how to chew em' up and spit em' out!

Oh NO Boo-Boo, try again!!!

At one time, Lil Kim was the hottest ticket in the rap game, until she tried botox (a form of deadly bacteria), plastic surgery,donuts, fast food, and pizzas! Kim slowly tricked down to the D-List. Shes barely recognizable! Anyway, the chic from 3LW, Naturi Naughton, is on the cover of KING magazine as Lil Kim in a photoshoot, and she fails miserably. Shes nothing short of a drag queen, or even a street walker. Why is her tounge hanging out like a hungry stripper, and why did they photoshop her to be the color of Mr. Hanky from southpark?
Naturi plays Kim in the upcoming Biggie biopic, Notorious - and I guess shes promoting??? Who knows why she made a fool of herself on this album cover. I know Lil Kim is horrified!

Janet FLOPS worldwide!!! Blames soul singer SADE!!!!

Janet Jackson is making mega excuses as to why her album Disclipline flopped WORLDWIDE!!! First, she blamed it on the promotion of her first single 'Feedback', but everywhere I looked online - I saw advertisements for the wack song, so try again Janet. Then she blamed the worldwide flop on something or another -I don't remember what she said - and now she is blaming the flop on SADE!!!! You heard me right, SADE!!! Heres her quote:

"There were some people who didn’t like the direction I took with this album (Discipline), “They wanted me to sound more like Sade, but I’m not ready for that just yet. I love doing dance songs and I think my fans expect that of me.”

Oh shut up Janet, you are a memory amongst the entertainment business. I heard she cancelled her national concert and the promoters are the only ones who profited from it. Janet, I have some advice if you're reading this, stick to acting and dating JD, ok hun. You can also devote some time to getting your brother Michael Jackson some counseling....I wonder if the nut has ever tried that route?

Whitney WISHES she had legs like this!!!

Have you seen the Single Ladies (put a lid on it) video by Beyonce? Well, it seems as if Whitney stole her image and idea for her new album cover from that boring and wack video. Celebrities have no originality anymore. Ms. Crack is Wack is releasing a new album, and I hope this photoshopped image is not her real cover. Grow up already, aren't you atleast 50+, Whitney? I sure hate to see grannys half dressed! Everyone knows that Whitney Houston has 2 left legs and they are the size of twigs....jeez!

WTF is this fairytale TRASH!!!

So, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Will Smith took some pictures for Essence magazine, and this mess looks so staged as if they are in a play or a freakin romance novel. They look to be acting - in costume - and the love isn't real. What married couple in our time likes to takes pics near weepy willow trees (thats their daughters name), near windows, and in a swamp with formal wear on? This is beyond belief. I hope that one of these romance novelist takes these pics into consideration for their next hardback cover because this is NOT reality AT ALL!!!!!

PICS!! Kanye West pee on the floor?!?!

I heard that Kanye West pee'd, but thats not all. I heard he took a piddle on the floor at the World Music Awards in the dressing room. The guy has completely lost his mind since the loss of his mother, Dr. Donda West. Although I am a true to heart hater, I refuse to take shots at the mentally ill. I think he should seek some form of mental help because although he is a talented and sought after artist, taking a piss on the floor in a dressing room calls for check up from the neck up QUICK!!!

Chris Brown - The Duet Whore!!!

Chris Brown has officially become a duet whore. Everywhere I look, someone is doing a song with Chris Brown. Lets run em' - shall we?

1. Chris Brown and Rihanna

2. Chris Brown and Lil Wayne

3. Chris Brown and Ciara

4. Chris Brown and Keri Hilson

5. Chris Brown and T-Pain

6. Chris Brown and David Banner

7. Chris Brown and Jordin Sparks

8. Chris Brown and Neyo

9. Chris Brown and Smitty

10. Chris Brown, Mario, and Jamie Foxx

11. Chris Brown and Lil Mama

12. Chris Brown and Doublemint Gum

13. There may be more, but I can't freakin keep up!!!

Yes, he is the official duet whore, and I am tired of seeing Chris Brown featured on a song. Its getting very old. Remember when Omarion was the dance king and breaking little girls hearts around the nation - and then he disappeared? Well, expect the same thing to happen to Chris Brown in about 3 years or less. Whew....I sure will breathe a sigh of relief when that character is finally a memory!

ACNE! An Open Letter to Alicia Keys!!!!

Dear Alicia,

First off, let me stress to you that I am not a fan, never have been - never will be. I need to know how you managed to sell a total of over 3 million albums to a fanbase which I have never seen? Its the most mysterious stardom I have ever seen in my life! Alicia, did you buy those albums on your own? You can be honest with me girlfriend, you know I wont say a word!!! I mean - how does a star go on to sell a whopping 3 million albums last year but this year, you are totally invisible and nonrelevant. I fail to understand that? When you come up with a good answer, please write me back...and by the way, hows that acne coming along? I guess its true about getting scum shots in the face (by a married man by the name of swizz beats) will clear up the most severe case of acne.

Sincerely a hater,

Celebhaterz

Beyonce Krueger!!!

Beyonce must be the lost child of Freddy Krueger because they wear the same dirty glove on the same ridiculous hand. I feel very embarassed for Beyonce for conjuring up such a stupid idea! What a loser!!! Go to www.hateonbeyonce.blogspot.com for more information regarding this horrific singer.

ALicia Keys cant fit her shoes!!!

Look at Alicia Keys at some random event with her toes hanging off the front of her shoes. Her skin is a hott mess, so she doesn't allow close up pics of her which is a shame because shes such a pretty girl, but I love to hate on her anyway. Her chest is so flat and it looks hard like a mans! It reminds me of a body builders chest!!!! I wonder hows that relationship going with Swizz Beats and Alicia - the husband stealing singer. I SOOOO hate Alicia!!!

Tameka Raymonds OFFICIAL myspace page

I was looking around for some clues on whats going on with Tameka and Ushers marriage and I couldn't find anything ......but I did get a good laugh in the process. I went to a myspace page which is supposed to be Tamekas but instead its a spoof. It is soooo funny. They put stuff on the page about sex changes and shyt. Please go and check it out in your free time. I still haven't found any groundbreaking stories in regards to Tameka and Ushers marriage status, but when I do, I will update you nosey folks. LOL LOL

David Otunga (formerly known as Punk) is a wrestler!!!

Jennifer Hudson’s fiance, David "Punk" Otunga has been signed to fight for the WWE. On his myspace page, he officially announced that he is "formerly" known as Punk - so I guess we shouldn't call him that anymore. He will always be Punk in my eyes and that name will go to the grave with him. He looks so fruity, but I will not insult him or his fiance during this time of grieving for the both of them.

T-Pain CD has LEAKED to the internet!!!

I am definately a T-Pain fan, so everyday I check to see whats going on with his album and if the track listing has been leaked. I finally found it! I am one of his fans fa sho!!! Heres the listing for those of you who are anxiously awaiting his release. I know its going to be a banger just by the titles. I already know my favorite track is going to be #16 and #17 LOL. I am so excited!

01. Band New Show

02. Welcome To Thr33 Ringz Intro

03. Ringeader Man

04. Chopped ‘N’ Skrewed (Feat. Ludacris)

05. Take A Ride Skit

06. Freeze (Feat. Chris Brown)

07. Blowing Up (Feat. Ciara)

08. Cant Believe It (Feat. Lil’ Wayne)

09. It Aint Me (Feat. Akon & T.I.)

10. Feed The Lions Skit

11. Therapy (Feat. Kanye West)

12. Long Lap Dance

13. Lorraine Interlude

14. Reality Show (Feat. Musiq Soulchild, Raheem DeVaughn, & Jay Lyriq)

15. Keep Going

16. Superstar Lady (Feat. Young Cash)

17. Change (Feat. Akon, Diddy, & Mary J. Blige)

18. Digital (Feat. Tay Dizm)

19. Karaoke (Feat. DJ Khaled)

20. Dracula Skit

21. Distorted

22. Bad Side

23. Phantom

This album is set to be released on November 11th, 2008 and I am buying this hoe!!!

Ciara covers Right On Magazine!!!

She looks cute, but don't let looks decieve you. Ciara is a messy girl. I heard that Ciara was on a tour bus with a few of her dancers a few years ago when that song 'goodies' was poppin. They said she had a bag with a toothbrush and some other toiletries in it which didn't get touched the whole time they lived on the bus. They say Ciara didn't brush her teeth the whole time, she took 2 minute showers (whenever she decided to take one). They said she left the bathroom a mess with shaving cream and hairs in it stuck on the wall...and that she was a nightmare to share the bus with. I hope shes grown up and matured as a woman with cleanliness as one of her priorities. I certainly hope this isn't true but I am extremely affiliated in the music business - and if you guys found out who I am - you would be utterly shocked to know I own this blog. Anyway, like I said - Ciara is cute in this pic.

Free Starbucks and icecream if you vote!!!

Starbucks is giving out free coffee and Ben and Jerrys is giving out free icecream if you can cough up proof of voting on Tuesday, Nov 4th. I didn't really research the rules and their policies - but I know anything free is my favorite!! You should vote even if free coffee and icecream wasn't an incentive. I already voted early and I will admit that I voted for Obama and I voted NO to prop 8 (its gay marriage bullshyt - californians know what I am talking about). Anyway, get out there and vote, too!

Rihannas new Covergirl Ad!!!

Rihanna looks extremely photoshopped in her new covergirl ad this month for Exact Eyelights Mascara This mascara with light-reflecting metallics and a hint of tint makes your unique eye color 4x* brighter vs. bare lashes - whoa - I gotta get me some of that shyt!

Lets get back to Rihanna.

Shes already beautiful and she didn't need the extras with the overly photoshopped images just to sell some daym mascara. The teeny boppers will buy that shyt anyway despite Rihannas cartoonish looking ad. I still love Rihanna, though but covergirl needs a new photoshop artist.

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Donnie Klang a racist???!!!

Donnie Klang was recently quoted saying the following in regards to his album making it to the # 19 spot for only 2 weeks on the Billboard charts. It has since fallen off the charts for obvious reasons...the album SUCKS! Anyway, heres what he allegedly said:

“I’m not sure why maybe because the majority of the Bad boy family is black. I’m not really sure if this is the place for me anymore, but I’m trying to work through with this and to tell you the truth its really hard to work with Black people in general."

Carmelo Anthony FINALLY cuts his braids

Carmelo Anthony decided to leave 1995 behind and join us in 2008-2009 by cutting off his played out braids. He finally got the point. I guess he cant use "getting my hair braided" as an excuse when his fiance calls him. You know he cheats on her and was using "getting my hair braided" as an excuse. LOL - I'm such a fool!

Beyonce looks LIFELESS!!!

Beyonce looks like the HAMBURGULAR LOL LOL LOL what a dumb bytch!

A POODLE PIZZING ON THE WALL

Check out these disturbing pics of Beyonce which are supposed to represent couture (I assume). My, my, my -they are very disturbing. The one in the white wig looks like Beyonce is a poodle pizzing on the wall, the one with the stripes on her face looks like someone rolled on her dead lifeless face, and the other ones looks like a broke down Tyra Banks. Shes trying to be a model, singer, actress, and an icon but all I see is an overexposed, wack, non original person by the name of Beyonce (or Sasha Fierce) who isn't doing too well on the Billboard charts.

I will post her stats this week on how shes doing on the charts. Don't expect any stellar numbers, folks...please don't!

Anyway - I heard from a birdie in Beyonces camp that shes saddened by her numbers on the charts and shes blaming her haters(me). I have nothing to do with how she performs. If a fan enjoys her music, they will buy it and if they don't - a hater has nothing to do with how a fan perceives an artist. I also heard that she didn't attend her listening party, LOL. Someone else also told me that shes doing horrible in the U.K. and Kelly Rowland has old songs on the charts over there which are beating out Beyonces new songs. Thats sad. I can't wait to watch this album fizzle and flop. Its going to make me so happy!

Ashanti in Okinawa, Japan performing!!!

Check out Ashantis Make Up Artist over there waiting to freshen up Ashantis Make-Up

I am usually a hater when it comes to celebrities, but Ashanti did her thang LIVE in Okinawa, JP this past weekend. She danced and sang at the same time (which I thought she couldn't do) until I heard her live. She sure can carry a tune and she wasn't out of breath the way I thought she would be. Ashanti's CD 'The Declaration' is pretty hot and I guess my days of hating on Ashanti are over - for now - she just won a fan. I enjoyed the concert and I went there with intentions of hating on her, but I really enjoyed it.

But ya'll know I can't leave without hating atleast once. Peep the pic of her make up artist on stage freshening up Ashantis sweaty face. PRICELESS!

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