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11/10/2008

ACNE! An Open Letter to Alicia Keys!!!!


Dear Alicia,
First off, let me stress to you that I am not a fan, never have been - never will be. I need to know how you managed to sell a total of over 3 million albums to a fanbase which I have never seen? Its the most mysterious stardom I have ever seen in my life! Alicia, did you buy those albums on your own? You can be honest with me girlfriend, you know I wont say a word!!! I mean - how does a star go on to sell a whopping 3 million albums last year but this year, you are totally invisible and nonrelevant. I fail to understand that? When you come up with a good answer, please write me back...and by the way, hows that acne coming along? I guess its true about getting scum shots in the face (by a married man by the name of swizz beats) will clear up the most severe case of acne.
Sincerely a hater,
Celebhaterz

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:31 PM

    U R A TRUE BITCH!!!I LUV IT

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  2. Anonymous1:45 PM

    ummm...im a fan and a fan that knows that she has better things to do than answer your poorly written, waste of time letter. Here let me,as a true fan of her talent, take the time to reply for her. Im sure she hasn't the time to waste on a small minded person like yourself.

    Dear Hater:
    The Alicia Keys fan base stretches the globe,includes influencial notables as well as those who are not old enough to even buy albums as of yet. You say you have never seen a fan base. Have you ever been to a concert? Have you even watched it on pay-per-view? Work with me now, who do you even get your information from? If you knew what was going on you would know there is a tour going on right now that includes France, New Zeland, Italy, Australia and various locals inside of our U.S. boarder. Please get your information correct next time before you decide to spread slander.

    Oh, and about that photo. How about trying to get your own photos or at least stealing some from this year. That September photo of 2007 is really played out.
    Ms. Keys has a current skin care system that is working for her but I doubt you have any of those pictures. I will see if we can get a rep from proactive to send you a sample so you can see first hand the wonders it has worked for Ms. Keys. Thank you for your continued hating and remember ALL press (even from haters like you and your little corner of blog) is GOOD press.

    Sincerely,
    Nonia Busnus
    Unofficial A.K. representation

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  3. Anonymous5:59 PM

    OHH MY, WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE!

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  4. Dat was a lame ass letter. You should have never graduated bitch.

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  5. Anonymous7:30 PM

    she needs makup quick

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  6. Anonymous10:08 PM

    i'm a sexy as fuck dude that gets any girl i want and i'll tell ur likely UGLY ass that this girl is fine as fuck- and her music is the best on the radio. Just go fuck yoself bitch :)

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  7. Anonymous6:26 PM

    lol some people have no life

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  8. Anonymous5:27 PM

    ok...hmmm... um who doesn't have acne.. and take away the few pimples she has on her face... she literally is one of the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Just look at her. her eyes, her hair. She is beautiful, and not like any other blonde hair, blue eyed girl with clear perfect skin. What makes her the so damnn beautiful? Her personality, her voice, and that's all you need to be a singer.

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  9. Anonymous12:39 PM

    wow Celebhaterz...YOU ARE A REAL RETARD! ARE YOU HUMAN OR WHAT? You must hate yourself.

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