Lil Kim and her cousins n dem Open a SALON!!!

Lil Kim and her cousin Katrise Jones opened a beauty salon in Charlotte NC and I doubt Lil Kim will be around to help run the thing.  I can see this ending in small claims court after cousin Katrise gets fed up with doing all of the work. 

Anyway Megan Good came out to support along with a few other nobodys.  Did you see the pic of them doing a ribbon cutting and even the red carpet and photo op wall back there...BWAHHH!!!  Its not that serious, ya'll.  Just open the fukking salon, put some tracks in and send them bishes home looking good to keep your rep clean.  That is all

Lil Kim needs to quit the surgery!

Look at Lil Kim, a damn mess! Looks like she dipped her face in her dusty azz closet or something! The girl is always seen wearing clothes from 2001, check out the shiny jeans LMAO! This is very very sad. Did you notice that she wants to be white so bad... SMH
In other Lil Kim news, her former attorney has been charged with murder, LOL. She sure knows how to pick em and everyone shes surrounded by is always getting charged with something - including her! Moving on....

Oh NO Boo-Boo, try again!!!

At one time, Lil Kim was the hottest ticket in the rap game, until she tried botox (a form of deadly bacteria), plastic surgery,donuts, fast food, and pizzas! Kim slowly tricked down to the D-List. Shes barely recognizable! Anyway, the chic from 3LW, Naturi Naughton, is on the cover of KING magazine as Lil Kim in a photoshoot, and she fails miserably. Shes nothing short of a drag queen, or even a street walker. Why is her tounge hanging out like a hungry stripper, and why did they photoshop her to be the color of Mr. Hanky from southpark?
Naturi plays Kim in the upcoming Biggie biopic, Notorious - and I guess shes promoting??? Who knows why she made a fool of herself on this album cover. I know Lil Kim is horrified!

To Chilli and her son: STEP OUT OF THE 90's!!!

Well looka here... check out Chilli and her son, Tron dancing at DJ Unk’s video shoot for “Show Out.” Her son Trons wack azz braids and bandanna is so 1990's and we all know Chilli and her baby hair/curly perm is so outdated...but she refuses to change after 15+ years. I hope one day she wakes up and changes, or maybe someone should buy her a time machine. I heard that TLC was getting back together and they were going to add Lil Kim to replace Left Eye.... I hope that isn't true.

Lil Kim and Foxy Brown gets sued!!!!

Lil Kim and Foxy Brown both made deals with the same publishing company to write a book but they never delivered.... did them hoez have writers block, or were they both in jail at the time? According to the dual lawsuits filed in New York State Supreme Court, Simon & Schuster gave Kim, whose real name is Kimberly Jones, $40,000 in 2003 for a novel that was supposed to be finished the following year. Foxy Brown was then paid $75,000 in 2005 to pen her autobiography, which was tentatively titled Broken Silence. She still hasn't finished it or broken the silence, yet.

I betcha they both spent the money on ugly azz designer name brand clothes and studio time which hasn't paid off because neither has had a hit lately, and their clothes.....well thats another story.

Developing

Lil Kim Bentley is on the REPO LIST!!!!

Yea, you heard it here first. According to the CW11 - Lil Kim (and her fuk'd up nose) is dodging the repo man - and shes been doing it for the past 4-5 months!!! She can no longer afford her 300K Bentley and refused to hand over the keys! You don't believe me? Watch this 3 minute video by clickin' right
here

UPDATE!!!

Apparently Scott Storch is the broke bytch who owns the car. He gave the car to Kim and shes going to buy it this week because she happens to love it, according to my sources. Scott is Lil Kims ex boyfriend and you can read all about the broke bastard right here. I did a post on his broke azz back in december! He happens to be a very popular producer who has made beats for the likes of Beyonce so you know he HAD some cake, but he ran through it with excessive spending, partying - and being to generous.

So I guess Kim is in the clear you guys - but her nose is still ugly as fuk and she still looks like feline!!

Lil Kim crotch!! Kim shows her panties!!!!!

Lil Kim performed this holiday season for some extra cash, and gave the fans a bonus, SHE SHOWED HER PANTIES!!! Atleast she wore panties to the event. Good job, Kim.... but next time try not to wear such a small dress and please back away from the BOTOX!!! Stars will do anything for some publicity!!!

Lil Kim starts a clothing line - with PETA!!!

Here is Kimberly Denise Jones pictured above (Lil Kim) with her latest career choice - of FUR - so that PETA can eat her azz alive. She is naming her new line Royalty Fur, and it will have a range of clothes and accessories all made from animal pelts. Those poor animals, I'm sure since Lil Kim is a C List star, PETA will shut it DOWN and stop production before the animal fur hits shelves.... LOL!!! Besides, who would want a clothing line that has fur as the main ingredient, it WONT sell throughout the year!!!

Lil Kim (the goat) poses the same as 11 years ago!!!

We dont care about whats between your legs, give us a break already! PETA get this fool for wearing animals and someone get her some ICE and steak for that swollen face due to BOTOX
11 years ago.....still acting stupid, I see

Lil Kim has released a new mixed tape. She is the first ever celebrity G.O.A.T. I have ever seen! (Greatest Of All Time for you losers who don't know what goat means)!!! Um... she needs to go back to grammar school because she can NOT use the letter "O" as an initial. Stupid trick. She still posing with her legs wide open for shock value as she did 11 years ago. Give it up, Lil Kim.... no one cares about whats between your legs anytime Ray J and Biggie Smalls are the previous run-ins...

Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!

KIM AND 50Cent SUED!!!!!

50cent and Lil Kim are being sued because some record producer jerk named Carlos Evans is scraping the bottom of his pockets and he wants them to pay up for royalties from the song entitled "magic stick".

Evans, of Staten Island, says he was to get a $7,500 advance and royalties for working on the song. His court papers say that he was paid the advance and nothing else and that his requests for a royalties audit have been ignored.

Rotten Apple Records lawyer Theodore Sedlmayr, speaking for the company and 50 Cent, said the late royalty problems arose because Evans put a large sample of someone else's music in "Magic Stick" and the segment had to be licensed and paid for.

OOOOOHHHH Evans!!!!!! You so greedy; ya lint digging baztard! I hope u dont get your day in court. As for Kim, I guess she figured out its not cool to be a self proclaimed slut anymore and 50 cent.... Go back to the zoo, gorilla lookin azz!