Chris Brown, T.I. wack azz Snoop and Keri at TAKERS premiere

Chris Brown attended his movie premiere for the film, Takers which took place at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood.  Also in attendance was T.I. weak and wack azz.  Have you noticed that all his raps sound alike, especially that bubble gum trash he releases to radio.  Snoop Dogg showed up as well as Keri Hilson.

There was a time when T.I. Harris and Chris Brown were on top of the world.  They were considered A List artists but they both broke the law so now they are irrelevant and not desired.  I'm sure the movie, Takers will FLOP and I promise to do a follow up post of the revenue the movie brings in with these convicts being the main characters....  You guys will have to remind me, though because this shyt drops on August 27th and by then, I will have forgotten.  Thats how irrelevant these clowns have become.

T.I. King Uncaged is FLOPPING all over the place!!! LMAO

Are you wondering whats going on with the King since being released from the cage.  Well, Celebhaterz has dug up the FACTS and this is not my opinion, these are facts!  It looks like the King might want to go back to the cage and get some courage to come up with better numbers than THIS!! LMAO
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"I'm Back" was the first promotional single which was released on March 8, 2010.  The song was available through iTunes on March 9, 2010 and debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at number 44 BWAHHH!!! LMAO!

."Yeah Ya Know (Takers)" was released as a promotional single on May 24, 2010,  It also debuted at number 44 on Billboard Hot 100.BWAHHH!!! LMAO!!!

"Got Your Back" featuring Keri Hilson was released as the first radio single. The single peaked at no. 38 on the Billboard Hot 100.BWAHHH!!! 

The third promo single is "Ya Hear Me." It was sent to the iTunes Store on July 28, 2010 and so far it ain't looking too good!!! 

The CD for King Uncaged has been pushed back several times and is set to go on shelves September 2010.  Hes so irrelevant, that I don't even know the date BWAHHH!!!

HA HAA! Tinys wedding dress looks like a mexican float!!!

I got a hold of a few of Tiny and T.I's wedding pics, and her dress looks like a fukking mexican parade float!  It greatly resembles the cinco de mayo celebrations which I attended this year.  Kermit avoided the color green in this wedding but we all know hes actually a green frog at heart (and size).  That blogger, Sandrarose wasn't invited and I just peeped her blog and she has no updates on the new Muppet Babies recent nuptuals.  The only thing she has is some shyt she stole from TMZ page.  She brag so much and suck their azzes so much but they didn't even give her the exclusive on the wedding, with her hating azz.  She may as well name her blog celebhaterz 2.0

Marriage License!! T.I and Tiny married in Miami!!!!

Miss Piggy gets her frog!

Its official, the piglet married her Kermit the frog!!!  According to TMZ, Clifford “T.I.” Harris Jr. married longtime girlfriend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle in a secret ceremony at a Miami beach courthouse earlier today.  They will have the flossed out ceremony soon perhaps.  Ican see Tinys tacky azz getting married in a designer label dress with the logo all over the dress looking tacky.  Ya'll know how she likes to wear designer labels looking like a walking advertisement.  I always thought that was so tacky to wear labels.  ANYWAY, I know the piglet is exstatic to finally be living without fornicating.  I hate to say this because I'm a grench, but I wish them the best. Marriage is a beautiful and sacred thang.

Ugly azz couple

T.I. album gets pushed back!!!

Looks like T.I. left his career back in prison when he was released. He is no longer even thought about. His existence is so far from the short term memories of todays music lovers that we forgot this fool existed. Anyway, T.I album release has gotten pushed back! YES FOLKS!!! The original date (as if you cared) was on August 17th but it has now been pushed back to Sept 28th!! LMAO, thats what happens when you LITERALLY want to shoot up the charts LMAO!

T.I. wants you to know hes back...

T.I. thought his release from snitchlanta correctional center would drive the masses crazy. He actually thought his release was something we were waiting for. ZZZZZzzzZZZZ, oops, i fell asleep. What was I just talking about? O yea, that has been rapper, TI

What a snoozer. Nobody is checking for this ignorant criminal. He even emailed graphics to the blogs to let us know that hes back. Ok, what the fuk u want us to do T.I? You want us to throw you a welcome home party in the comment sections? Shut the fuk up, your career is popping almost as much as Chris Browns. The streets don't trust you anymore. You need more people. Heres his welcome home graphics which was made by him. Narcissist much? He even has a song entitled "I'm back". OK, we get it... now shut up and raise your kids and beat on your pig.

Horrible Miss Piggy !!

T.I. and Tiny were seen out and about in LA lastnight heading to a grocery store to get a brown paper bag. The bag was used to cover up Tinys Miss Piggy face! I wish it was raining out there lastnight so that her red kool-aid dyed hair could bleed down her face. It would look like Carrie from that 1976 horror film called Carrie. She is ugly with red hair just like that pathetic bish! I am done reporting on this fornicating couple. NEXT!

T.I. the felon voted for the first time

They allowed T.I. the felon to vote. That should send a message to my felon readers, go and register to vote. Anytime the country allows a ex drug dealing, gun toting citizen to vote, theres no reason you shouldn't be able to. Theres a loop hole in Georgia law which says felons are eligible if they’re not currently serving probation or a prison sentence...thats splendid!

T.I had this to say:

“Feels like I’ve taken advantage of my right to become a part of the democracy,” It was definitely worth standing in line and doing all the things people complain about voting. I think it’s more than worth it.”

VOTE!!!!

T.I's "Swing ya rag" video postponed by Louis Vuitton and Gucci

My people PLEASE STOP supporting Louis Vuitton and Gucci!!!! When will our black celebrities learn that free advertisement for companies who don't give a daym about our black people needs to STOP!!! Personally, I don't wear Louis Vuitton nor Gucci because I know they don't appreciate my business nor my peoples. I own one Louis Vuitton wallet that an aunt gave me and I barely use it. I prefer name brands of up and coming celebrities including Kimora Simmons. That hoe gets a lot of my business because I know the snotty azz bytch appreciates my dollarz.

Anyway, I tend to ramble, let me get to the point. T.I and Swizz Beats shot a video for Swing ya Rag and the big names (louis vuitton and gucci) held up the video because they don't want a convicted felon and a man known for cheating on wife swinging their name brands in the video. I hope this sends a message out to the black community to stop supporting their shyt and take our business elsewhere. People are quick to call babyphat ghetto and we totally shot down FUBU - thats just how we do our own kind. Its a shame... Heres a piece I stole from another blog in regards to the matter. Im done writing on this shyt... Its pizzing me off bigg time!!!

Tip and Swizz Beatz shot the video for “Swing Ya Rag” many weeks ago, around the same time as the “What Up, What’s Haapnin’ ” clip. However, the two companies mentioned in the song were not excited about the prospect of full-on visuals for the record, reports MTV.com. “We did it, and it came out hot,” Tip said of the video. “Louis Vuitton and Gucci started trippin’ about it. They were saying we were infringing, in one way or another. They weren’t happy about it. They didn’t want it to come out. But it’s hot, though.”

Swagga like T.I. and Tiny!!!

So, Giant Magazine puts a midget on the cover...sweet! I absolutely love the irony. T.I. will be going to jail in a few months...I hope they don't beat him up in there. But he might have fun playing cards, freestyling, and promising the lames to "put em' on" when he gets out just so he won't get his azz beat in jail. I would give up my last pack of Newports to be a fly on the wall in T.I.'s jail cell as he cries himself to sleep at night - knowing that his girlfriend Tiny is out and about in Atlanta clowned up in colorful hair and outdated designer dresses... my goodness!

Tiny is not FLY!!!!

Hideous clown like hairstyle, and her nailpolish is chipping off. TACKY!!!!!

Here is Tinys big mouth azz at the Biltmore with her boyfriend, T.I. for his 29th birthday. OK, why is Tiny wearing this old azz Herve Ledger Bandage dress from 2006? This dress debuted on the runway back in late 2005. Did she get the memo that dat dress is yesterdays news? The dress is designed to suck in all of those unsightly curves and muffin tops that us women like to hide. Her weave is very tacky and hideous, and that purse is too loud for the outfit....she should have worn a small bag in the purple family or even a grey one would've worked. I bet one of those ghetto bytches from the ATL did her hair.... I wonder how much they charged her to clown her up like that? No comment on T.I.'s lop sided azz tie. SMH

T.I. voting for president?

Look at T.I in his voting shirt talkin' bout' "respect my vote" LMAO!!!... um, since when did they allow felons to vote? I know the feds didn't take it a step further and allow this felon his voting rights? Oh yea, T.I. doesn't have voting rights because hes a convicted felon, right?...so that goes back to the question, since-when-did-they-allow-felons-to-vote?

Hey Tiny, you so daym UGLY!!!

I know Tiny read my blog because shes opening up a new nail shop in ATL and someone she consulted with in regards to opening it told me that she used Tiny computer and as she was typing the URL to my site, the site automatically popped in the the URL field...so I know Tiny reads my blog. Anyway, look at Tiny, her son Major and her daughter posing for the webcam. Why is she so ugly? I wont comment on the kids, because T.I might come and shoot me or something - and the feds will let him go free....

T.I having a hard time getting those community service HOURS!!!

Word on the street is that T.I. is being rejected to speak at Atlanta based schools due to the negative lifestyle he lives. The schools feel that if T.I. came in to speak, it would send the message that you can buy lots of guns illegally, get caught, but only serve a year in prison - which is exactly what snitchin' azz T.I. is doing..... oops, did I call him a snitch?

Anywho - a source in T.I.'s camp told me that he has only managed to do 35 hours to date which is only a drop in the bucket to what hes expected to do. They want him to do 1000 hours, but venues keep turning him down.

I bet if he went to all the Boys and Girls clubs of America in the hoods, they would accept him with open arms, so he better look into that and stop trying to stalk these schools for those much needed hours!!

T.I and Tiny are pregnant...AGAIN!!!

Tiny lost her last child at 6 months pregnant... I wonder what caused such a LATE miscarriage, anyway they are expecting in June a baby boy and I think thats just wonderful. Its too bad the babys father will most likely be in prison during his adolescent years and will only know his father through his work. Lets not forget that Tiny was arrested back in Oct 07 for alleged drug possession of marijuana and ecstasy. Wake up people.... she will have to answer to those charges when her court date comes up!!! I hope Tiny don't go down for that. Who will keep the kids? I also hope that Tiny wont let that boy listen to those lyrics his father leaves behind, Lawd help our kids!!

When they were young: Childhood Celebrity Photos!!!!

Michael Jackson post surgery
Lil Wayne mama made sure he wore a T-shirt to not get sick
T.I. parents took that picture taking day a little too serious
was he going to church afterwards?

Halle Berry snuck that bow in her hair after her

mama sent her off to school.

Janet Jackson chain is blindin me!

Michael Jordan looks about 21 on this pic

Beyonce damaged all of that thick hair in the name of a lacefront wig
HERES SOME MORE PICS HERE SLUTS

Celebhaterz got our stankin azz hands on some pics of your favorite and not so favorite celebrities when they were young without fat azz bank accounts. We will post a whole lot more next week so stay tuned, bytchez!!!!
Theres also a blog my gay bff made. He thinks like me, check this blog out:
celebritybabyphotos.blogspot.com

Whats going on with T.I.?

Click the link below to find out, ya'll GOTZ to read this!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
stylerazzi.blogspot.com

T.I. fights the F.B.I. and he just might win!!!!!

Oh wow, it looks like the F.B.I's prosecuting attorneys got a losing war to fight, because T.I. ain't going down without atleast trying to knock off a few years and charges that are well deserved if you ask me.
T.I. is seeking to make evidence seized from his car and statements he made to authorities inadmissible in court. The rappers lawyers claims both were illegally obtained since they didn't have a search warrant.

T.I.'s lawyers filed a motion Monday in U.S. District Court seeking to throw out evidence gathered from his car and statements he made when he was arrested on Oct. 13, according to the Associated Press.

He is currently awaiting his fate as he sits on house arrest without a maid, meaning Tiny has to clean the house and cook for him since no chefs and maids are allowed on the property. I know she must be tired as hell....cleaning that big azz house. Also, the guns they found in T.I.'s house on Oct 13th aren't his....they are supposedly his bodyguards and friends. T.I. is facing 10 years in prison if convicted and a $250,000 fine on each weapons charge. Good Luck!!!

GET IN LINE!!!! T.I. giving out Turkeys to Atlanta Residents!!!!

Turkeys for errbody!!!! I can fly like a turkey!!!

Oh shyt, why do I have to live half way 'cross da globe, I want a free turkey!!! According to an MTV News report, T.I.’s Grand Hustle label and Grand Hustle K.I.N.G. foundation will be handing out 400 turkeys this week in Atlanta, 200 on the west side and 200 on the east side. “I want people to know that no matter what the situation is, I’m always going to be in the community giving to those who are in need and helping people out,” T.I. told MTV News correspondent Sway. “That’s what I’ve always done.”

OK T.I., just because you give out turkeys doesn't mean that you are going to get a lighter sentence in court.... but good luck, anyway

What a life, poor T.I.

I hope visitors can come and eat my 9mm Turkey

T.I. the dumbo has reduced his life to living behind walls in the name of guns. He thought he was invincible and untouchable but the Feds got that nikkuh begging for visitors to come over on holidays!!! T.I.'s lawyer asked the judge if he can have several visitors over for thanksgiving (including housekeepers because Tiny is too lazy to clean up) and the answer is pending. No alcohol is allowed to be present at the holiday party but you know Bonnie and Clyde (T.I. and Tiny) law-breaking azzes will sneak some in somehow. This is sad, look at what he did to himself. He has reduced his life to begging judges for visitors. Lawdy!!!