JayZ in illuminati shirt!!

Check out Jay-Z posing in his illuminati shirt, looking stupid in this Andy Warhol shirt!  Andy was a known illuminati puppet.  Hes the one famous for painting the hand with 666 on it and naming the painting 'mark of the beast.  Google it because I really don't want to put that pic on my blog.  So anyway this is how Jay-Z spent his Friday night ---WITH NOTHING TO DO AND NO GIGS BOOKED BECAUSE NO ONE IS CHECKING FOR HIM!!!  He was with Pharrell backstage at N.E.R.D.’s show with Gorillaz at NYC’s Madison Square Garden.  There was a time when you had to be an A Lister to perform at MSG but now, they are booking has beens such as Pharrell....ha ha

Jay-Z real twitter account!!!! OFFICIAL!!

The official Twitter account of Jay-Z is at S_C_ and here is the link so go and check him out.  He doesn't even have 1 million followers yet.  No one knows its his real account but I finally found his ass!!! LMAO!!  Hes not talking about shit! As you can see, hes pushing that book by changing his logo and shyt.  He knows that thing isn't going to sell.  His fans don't read LMAO!!  LOL

FREE BOOK!! Jay-Z Decoded FREE!!!

So, you want to read Jay-Z's book Decoded for free, huh?  Well you've come to the right place!  You've come to the right place to get cho azz cussed the FUK OUT!  GO and buy the daym book, ya cheap azz bytch!  Support the camel and stop googling around and trying to find it for free HOE! LMAO!!!
Do you want my unedited, PRE review of the book, Jay-Z Decoded?  Well....continue reading. 

JayZ dropping book DECODED in November 2010!!!

Well folks, get ready to watch a flop happen on November 16th 2010.  Jay-Z thinks that someone wants to read about his life story so hes dropping a book entitled "Decoded" in November this year.  Guess what, no one is going to buy the flop and no one cares about this camels life story.  The only way the book will sell is if he tells how much of a bytch his wife is. 
Rolling stone spoke with Jay Z regarding the book, and he talked about why he was reluctant to release the autobiographical work, even though it was completed several years ago. “It’s too much. For the book, I was interviewed, people close to me were interviewed. So I was learning a lot of things I didn’t know as a child,” Jay-Z told RS. “It’s not anything I haven’t said in the past, in songs. It’s just more detailed. A song is three minutes long. A book doesn’t have to rhyme, and it has no time limit, so you can say exactly how everything went.”
The 336 page book will discuss Jay-Z's  early life in Brooklyn's Marcy Projects, his stint as a drug dealer as well as

First set of VMA Performers announced!!!!

Alicia Keys AKA Alicia SLEAZE, the pregnant lesbo-macho walking dyke will be performing, lets hope she doesn't wear heels or fall!
Jay-Z AKA Jay CAMEL, the overrated, barely went platinum, leech off others talent artist is also performing!
Usher the OMG, WIN and Here I Stand FAIL star who made the best decision in his life by leaving that muscle man, Tameka!
Katy Perry, the slut who encourages young teenagers to kiss girls, one hit wonder is performing too!
and last and very much LEAST
PINK, the Kanye hater who got a dose of karma by FALLING and smashing that azz in a botched stunt earlier this year.  Lets hope she falls again!!!

Was Beyonce hit by a taxi cab!!!!

Just as Beyonce was exiting her car on a London street, a taxi cab speed past and ripped the door off her car, narrowly missing her! Witnesses said, "She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds' difference and God knows what could have happened."
Shes ok you guys, I just titled it that way to get some traffic to my blog. Thank God shes fine. I am not a fan but I sure do like the traffic I get on my blog just by doing Beyonce posts ha ha. Come back now, ya hear!

Jay-Z, prepare to #FAIL with those headphones and greatest hits album!!

Jay-Z has taken a bold move and has planned to release a greatest hits album. Wow, you know you're old and broke when you decide to release a greatest hits album LMAO! "The Hits (Collection Volume One)” which is expected to arrive on June 29th, is going to have stupid shyt on it. Nobody is going to buy that shyt! Hes searching for confirmation that he is still on top, but he clearly isn't. If you go to mediatakeout, he never has clicks when an article is about his wack azz. Nobody is checking for Gay-Z! When he releases videos on youtube, he can barely clear 3 million views. Men Lie, Women Lie but numbers don't Gay-Z! NO ONE IS CHECKING FOR YOU BRUH!

In other news, the slut is releasing some bulky 1980's looking headphones through his rocnation label. Who is going to wear these bulky azz headphones? We like our small apple ipod headphones, these big azz dinosaurs will sit on shelves until they get pulled for lack of sales. I will report his first week sales for both items and I assure you the numbers will be a great laugh for us!

HAA!! Jay-Z makes Barbie Dolls Now w/ Mattel!

What a desperate bytch move. Sources say Jay-Z has teamed up with Mattel to make the Rocawear Barbie Doll. Usually when a celebrity has a doll baby made for them, thats where the fame TANKS, and FAST! Case in point

• Brandy Doll
• Backstreet Boys
• Spice Girls
• 50 Cent
• Destinys Child

And many more! Now, lets sit back and watch this clown decline in the ranks. He is no longer the richest rapper on the Forbes list. Diddy and Kanye West has knocked him out the top spot. Jay-Z should be a D-Lister on 9/11 when his album comes out and flops. I can't wait to celebrate the flop because first and foremost, I am a hater.

Jay-Z abuses women like CHRIS BROWN!!!

ganked from www.associatedcontent.com

Jay-Z is seen here hitting on a woman backstage at a concert. He appears to be older than Chris Brown in this pic. Granted, Chris Brown is young and made a mistake, and guidance is needed for this young man according to Dame Dash. Jay-Z has become such a lame artist in the past few years. His records can barely sell a million anymore, and he even dropped a song called DEATH OF AUTOTUNE. The song basically is Jay-Z hating on the many artists who use this neat feature to make music sound more interesting. Jay-Z is taking food out of their mouthes by releasing this stupid, hating azz song. Why would he want to kill a music movement when obviously a lot of artist are eating off of it? Thats some hating azz chit if you ask me!
In the GIF above, Jay-Z is seen hitting a woman in the face with lots of anger and rage to go along with it. As Chris Brown suffers for making a mistake in his young adult life, that old man doesn't suffer the same consequences as Chris Brown. I think this GIF needs to be placed on every blog on the internet so that Jay-Z can feel the wrath of what Chris Brown is feeling. Just because this young lady is not famous, Jay-Z was not scrutinized by the public.
Jay-Z is dropping the blueprint 3 really soon and I doubt he will sell more than 200K his first week out. The only ones who will buy the album will be people from the north east (ny, nj, pa, ct) because his fan base does not stretch beyond those 4 states.
Jay-Z is becoming the most hated rapper on the planet. His karma has finally caught up with him. At one time, consumers had a great respect for this clown, but now that respect is fading fast. Jay-Z used Beyonce to remain relevant, and now that Beyonces star is fading, he is using Rihanna to make his fame come back up to standards.
I always skipped his part on the song "Umbrella", I wish he never rapped on that song. He thought it was him who made the song hot, but it was actually Rihanna and I did a poll a while ago asking people if they skipped Jay-Z's rap part and 94% said they skipped it HAAAAA
Anyway, enough about this lame, lets just boycott his album. Do not buy the blueprint 3!

Diddy mad at Jay-Z!!!

They were saying that Puff was mad at Jay over his new single, “D.O.A” because Diddys album called, LTTP was "95%" autotune. Jay-Z thinks he has the power to kill autotune but I don't see it going anywhere anytime soon.

I also heard that it “couldn't be farther from the truth.” Says a Bad Boy insider, "No one has heard the record, it's completely shrouded in secrecy. It's like the album is being guarded by the Secret Service. Puff is not letting anyone near it." The insider also told AllHipHop.com, "We all know Puff is an entertainer, not a rapper and as an artist he is constantly pushing the boundaries creatively.

Beyonce and Jay-Z attacked!!!

Beyonces gay security guy is worthless. She needs to up the security at her shows!

While performing at the O2 Arena in London, Beyonce and hubby Jay-Z had a too close for comfort confrontation with a fan. The man reportedly snuck into a backstage waiting area and when the couple came into view, went nuts!

A witness explained that he "barged through the backstage door just as Beyoncé was walking past" and that the whackjob "cried out her name with his arms outstretched before security bundled him back out again. He said he wanted to see Jay-Z to give him a demo tape.”
As much as I don't like Beyonce, I am glad the dude didn't have a weapon because her security would have had some x'plainin to do!

Beyonce says "What Jay and I have is real"

So, your beloved media slut Beyonce is going to be in Essence magazine in a few days. As a matter of fact, the media attention whore is going to be EVERYWHERE soon so get ready to have your Bey overdose. Shes opening up about her weird marriage and talking about her upcoming album in the magazine. She says this to the magazine interviewer... I guess she wants to seem normal.

“…What Jay and I have is real. It’s not about the interviews or getting the right photo op. It’s real,” Look for this nonsense in the November issue of Essence Magazine, on newsstands October 13.

Jay-Z hosting free concerts

In honor of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, Jay-Z will host 2 free concerts in Miami and Detroit this weekend to encourage our youth to vote. Why did he choose Detroit? They crazy out there!! I hope they don't give the news a reason to make it a negative gathering from potentially shooting and fighting. You know how they gets down in the D... I can't stand people from Detroit - matter fact - my hating azz can't stand NOBODY!!!!

FLOP!! The Blueprint 3!!!

Jay-Z is expected to drop a new album on December 3rd. Unoriginally titled The Blueprint 3 but on the cover, hes going to title it "BP3"

LOL, I used to go to a gas station called the BP and give them hell. I would lie and tell them the gas pump wasn't pumping out the gas just so I could get some free gas. After a while they caught on and banned my azz from their establishment LOL

So, Jay-Z is naming his record after a gas station....What A Dumb azz

He should have dropped the album on the same day as his robotic wife, Beyonce and battled it out with her. That would have been a nice showdown, but I bet hes scared to go up against that dark gum lined heffa....

Ole man Jay-Z makes the Time Out Cover!!!!

It looks like they photoshopped his lips on this pic. They look enormous and plump! If Jay-Z was gay, he would suck a mean one!!!!

So, this magazine cover is supposedly a big deal to make in NYC. Its all the relevant, rich New Yorkers who are between the age of 37-47 who are successful and prosperous amongst the city. The baztards call it the New York 40. Riddle me this, Why is Jay-Z the only daym fool in sunshades on a magazine cover? When will he grow up? And why is he still dressing like he's 30 years old? Can you believe it was almost a decade ago that bubble lip brown sugar Jay-Z was calling out "30 is the new 20's"!

I wonder whats he going to say now about the 40's?

Beyonce and Jay-Z realized how stupid they looked, so....

So now they are wearing their wedding rings in public. Its about time they stopped that secretive dumb shyt and professed their love and devotion to one another. Why would getting married be a secret.... how stupid!!! I am just glad they quickly realized how stupid they looked. We will see idiot Beyonce in her ring in a few days since Jay-Z is wearing his in public.

Shut Up Beyonce - Admits shes married

Beyonce finally admits that shes married - but in so many words.

"I don’t deny it (the wedding). I just don’t talk about it. We’ve never talked about us and it’s kind of protected our relationship. I think it’s kept us out of tabloid drama. A lot of actresses that have had successful relationships don’t talk about them, so neither do I".

Actress? Did this huzzy forget that shes only known for humping and pumping around on the stage and singing? I don't know her as an actress, maybe she knows something that I don't know. This chic is starting to get strange like Michael Jackson. In other Beyonce news, she claims that she can't even go to church anymore due to the attention it draws and she causes disruption when she arrives. She said -

"I can’t really go to church any more, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They come up and take my picture on their mobile phones, they’re very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service," she added.

Everytime I see people in the background of Beyonce pictures, ain't nobody checkin for her azz... whatever Bey. Put yourself on that cloud if thats what you need to do to feel relevant. Lets move on, my nosey blog buddies:)

Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter!!!!!

I was browsing around online, and I found this pic of Jay-Z and Beyonces kid. So, this is how she will look......well I'll be damned!! Shes going to be one ugly azz heffa!!! (this is a photoshopped image for the idiots who dont know) IN OTHER NEWS - Apparently their marriage license is real and the marriage was authentic. If you want; you can go to people.com to get more information on it because I just don't feel like posting it....

Beyonce is NOT getting married!!! Shes too stupid

Those flowers are a waste of money!! These vans belong to Ashton Kutcher read more below!!!

There are rumors swirling around blogosphere that Beyonces dumb azz and Jay-Z stupid azz got married today (4/4/2008) but I call bullshyt when I see it. Ya see, the 3 vans outside of Jay-Z's condo are registered to to Katalyst Films. Ironically, Katalyst Films is the production company of several of Ashton Kutcher’s projects, including–of course–Punk’d (when it still taped) and The Real Wedding Crashers.

And not to mention his new show Katalyst Films quite possibly has a hand-Pop Fiction. In case you’ve been living under a rock, you know that Pop Fiction is a show where celebs punk the media by staging something gossip worthy and they all just watch the media frenzy ensue. Don't say that you didn't hear it here FIRST!!!!!

O yea, Jay-Z has a concert to attend in North Carolina on saturday....so what kind of honeymoon will they have? Beyonce is a stupid ass bitch to let this fiasco go on just to punk the paparazzi...but in the end shes the one who looks stupid as hell and the joke is actually on HER. Why would you date someone for 6 years and then prank a wedding, how dumb do you look doing some stupid shyt like that. The man will NEVER marry her. Shes a dumb bitch, man!!!!

Jay-Z made 200 Million Dollars Last Year!!!!!

According to an estimate done by MSN for people who made more money than the president, Rapper Jay-Z raked in over $200 million!!! Can you believe that Jay-Z made $200 million dollars?!?! Also, his wifey, Beyonce raked in $27 million last year as far as music goes. Her clothing line raked in over $12 million and its projected to do even better this year!!! WOW, I need to get my stacks up and roll with Jay and Bey!!!