Jordin Sparks looks like Princess Fiona!!

Jordin Sparks and her big azz football player shoulders were spotted at a charity function for babies. I think it had something to do with the march of dimes. She probably went to eat the free plates of food but fuk all that. Please tell me this, why is this fat bish looking like Shreks girlfriend, Princess Fiona. OMG I am in tears. All she needs is some green makeup and a tiara. LOL

Jordin Sparks ain't got "No Air" LOL LOL

Jordin Sparks had to cancel quite a few appearances recently due to her vocal cords being fuk'd up. Her spokeswhore, Wendy Washington said to the Associated Press:

"All of her April activities have been postponed or canceled so she can take care of her voice properly."

Personally, I think that she can't sing that great and that 19/Jive doesn't want to pay her to go to the events since they aren't going to have a big turn out, anyway. I know you guys dont care 2 shyts about Jordin so I will move on.

Anywho..get better, Jordin:)