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Showing posts with label Aretha Franklin. Show all posts

11/13/2008

Go Aretha!


Chunky Aretha Franklin wouldn't settle for a current photo of her on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. She knows they never come out quite right. She used this old and ancient photo from the 1970's to celebrate the fact that ole' girl has been named the “Greatest Singer of All-Time” in a new poll conducted by Rolling Stone Magazine. They even made the cover look antique and washed up - just like Arethas career. I love it!!

4/04/2008

Aretha Franklin looks like a big CLOUD!!!!!!


So... I was browsing online and my hatin azz found this image of Aretha Franklin looking like a big azz cloud with a lil bit of rain and snow in the forecast!!! WOWWWWWWWW. Maybe she should hook up with a dietician or Jenny Craig!!!!

2/15/2008

PETA insults and writes a letter about Aretha Franklin!!!!


Look at what PETA had to say about the Queen of fried chicken, I mean...Queen of Soul:

Music lovers may think of you as a “queen,” but to animal lovers, you are a court jester. I’m sorry, Aretha, but your furs make you look like a clown. If you were even a fraction as sensitive to the cruelty you promote through your wardrobe as you are to a blow to your ego, you would know that what I am saying rings true. Why not shed the old-fashioned look that adds pounds to your frame and detracts from your beautiful voice? Won’t you donate your furs to the poor as “queen of compassion,” Mariah Carey, did? You’ll get a tax credit for the donation, and we at PETA will all sing your praises

That was pretty damn harsh!!! LOL.

2/13/2008

Matthew Knowles - Aretha Franklin is Childish!!!

Pic- yanked from sandrarose.com


Well, I dont know how much you guys know about this stupid beef..but I will bring you up to date. During the Grammys performance, Beyonce introduced Tina Turner as "the Queen" and Aretha Franklin didn't like it too much so she had this to say:
“I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy. In addition to that, I thank the Grammy’s and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyoncé anyway"
Well, Beyonce got her daddy, Matthew Knowles to respond, and he said:
“I’m not even going to take this to [Beyonce]. Something this ridiculous, it’s childish, it’s unprofessional. And it’s a sad day when egos get bruised because somebody used the word king, queen, prince or princess"
This is some childish shyt, the Knowles shouldn't even have responded to Aretha, shes clearly just trying to get some attention. LOL

12/03/2007

CANDIDS!!!! What were they thinking?

Ciara showed up obviously implanted. Wait for them to rest child before you go showing your chest like that!
WHOO child, invest in a custom bra!
Step away from the dinner table!!!
No comment...(bwahhhh LOL)



Aretha Franklin and Diana Ross and her gang of chil'ren came out to the 30th Annual Kennedy Center Honors State Department dinner this weekend in DC.



Can someone riddle me WHY did Aretha Franklin wear that gay pride neck wear and that wig that looks like she stole it off a doll baby? Naw, she didn't get it off a doll baby, she got it for $10 from the hair store "down the street"



Will someone put Aretha on a diet plan, and lawd knows she could use a better bra. That make-up must have been done by a blind person or by someone who absolutely hates her. She needs a stylist BAD!!!



Diana Ross and the gang just laid to rest their father/grandfather. Looks like the mourning didn't take too long..... makes me wonder.



9/17/2007

Aretha may be on some type of illusion drugs!!!!!


Aretha Franklin said to hell with Jennifer Hudson, she wants Halle Berry to play her in an upcoming movie about her life. Why would Aretha Franklin want Halle Berry to play her, Aretha is big as a whale now, so um......... how will Halle get big towards the end of the movie?!?!?

Maybe she should use Missy Elliott, that ugly heffa got a better chance. I dont know what Aretha sees in order to have Halle play her in a movie? Aretha is dillusional!!!! LMAO!!!!
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