Is Fat Joe Broke with poor album sales? LMAO!!!

This fat nigga poppin red bulls at his party LMAO, is it that much of a snoozer?  Wheres the Ace of Spade

Dirt Dobber, Jim Jones and D lister Funkmaster Flex showed up to Fat Joe's birthday at Webster Hall in NYC.  I did a little digging and calling around (thats what I've been doing all morning instead of blogging) to find out how much it cost to rent that bytch out on a sunday night.  WELL....Fat Joe chose the cheapest spot in NYC because to rent the Webster Hall in NYC, you will have to put down a $600 deposit and $150 per hour.  LMAO!!!  Fat Joe spent less than a grand to have his party.  Thats not all!!  You get half your deposit back in the event that the Hall wasn't damaged!  Shyt, I can afford that.  Get your weight up Fat Joe!

Isiah Thomas overdoses!!!!!?!

Poor Isiah Thomas. After being fired as head coach and president of the New York Knicks in April, and losing a lawsuit in regards to sexual harassment, you - too, would probably try to commit suicide....but they say it was an accident. I don't buy it. NBA legend Isiah Thomas is hospitalized after suffering an accidental overdose of sleeping pills at his surburban New York home on Friday. They took his azz to white plains hospital where he is recovering. I doubt that was part of the plan, but whatever....

LMAO!!! Ruben Studdard met his wife at WAL-MART!!!!

Ruben looks like 'O Shyt what have I done...I made a bad decision'
and wifey is laughing all the way to the bank!

AMERICAN IDOL cupcake lover RUBEN STUDDARD will never forget meeting his wife for the first time - because it was between the aisles Wal-Mart.
Studdard was busy promoting his debut album in the retail giant's Atlanta, Georgia store in 2006, and was approached by an autograph hunter - who turned out to be his now wife Surata Zaui McCants. She was also one of the sluts in the TIP DRILL video by Nelly.
And the singer admits it was an odd first meeting, because she was there to get his signature for her best pal.
He recalls, "I was actually not shopping at all... I was promoting my album and I had an autograph signing at Wal-Mart. And so she came to get the autograph for her best friend who was a big fan of mine. (I was sitting there eating french fries and big macs)
"So she was telling me a story about her friend and she said, 'My friend loves you.' And I said, "Well what about you?
"We just became friends right after that. We hung out and maybe three months after we started (to get serious)."
The couple wed in a ceremony in his native Birmingham, Alabama in June (08).

Ruben Studdard is broke you guys....

Extreme Makeover: FORCLOSED HOME EDITION

How you going to get your whole house remodeled for free, the mortgage paid off, $100,000 in cash, and take out a 2nd mortgage on a house thats already paid for just to end up FORCLOSED n' BROKE AZ HELL!!!!

My black people, this is the first house to be forclosed from the hit show Extreme Makeover: Home edition....and it just had to be some black folks.... Get the full story from this other blog that I always read.

Scott Storch got his house forclosed!!!!!!

Scott Storch is officially a broke down bytch ni99a!!! SunTrust Bank moved earlier this month to foreclose on the $10 million Palm Island, Miami home of cash-strapped record producer Scott Storch, according to Miami-Dade County records obtained by Page 2.1.
Scott is in default on two SunTrust mortgages worth $7.75 million for the 10-bedroom, 16-bath mansion (the house in the pic above) he hasn’t made any monthly payments for most of the year.

And all those cars you see in that pic...... well he don't own them anymore! Broke azz ni99a!!!!!

Gary Coleman on Divorce Court!!!!

LOL!!!! Gary Coleman will do anything for a few bucks. My sources told me that on May 1st and 2nd he will be on Divorce court with his soon to be ex-wife and they paying him a measely $20,000 to appear and air his dirty laundry about his trailer trash wife, Shannon. He will probably not use EBAY anytime soon with this newfound fourtune LOL!!!

Anywho!!

On the show his wife says, "If Gary doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like, stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." I bet thats strange and scary.... he's still a child in his head, he didn't deserve to get married. Damn virgin!
LETS MOVE ALONG!!

Lil Kim Bentley is on the REPO LIST!!!!

Yea, you heard it here first. According to the CW11 - Lil Kim (and her fuk'd up nose) is dodging the repo man - and shes been doing it for the past 4-5 months!!! She can no longer afford her 300K Bentley and refused to hand over the keys! You don't believe me? Watch this 3 minute video by clickin' right
here

UPDATE!!!

Apparently Scott Storch is the broke bytch who owns the car. He gave the car to Kim and shes going to buy it this week because she happens to love it, according to my sources. Scott is Lil Kims ex boyfriend and you can read all about the broke bastard right here. I did a post on his broke azz back in december! He happens to be a very popular producer who has made beats for the likes of Beyonce so you know he HAD some cake, but he ran through it with excessive spending, partying - and being to generous.

So I guess Kim is in the clear you guys - but her nose is still ugly as fuk and she still looks like feline!!

PICS! Christina Milian cools on South Beach - IN A BIKINI!!!!

Check out Christina Milian cooling off on South Beach. I guess you can hang out and chill on the beach when you are unemployed. Enjoy!!!

Nicole Scherzinger humbles herself-runs back to Pussycat Dolls!!!!

Whats a Pussycat Doll to do when she tries to go solo and crank that Beyonce on them hoes...RUN BACK TO THE GROUP after she fails miserably!!! Nicole Scherzinger called up the Pussycat Dolls this past weekend and our sources tells us that she begged them to do a gig with her at Donny Deutsch's birthday this weekend. Nicole needs to realize that her sucky solo career ain't taking off like Beyonces' and sit her azz down somewhere!!! She better go running back and begging to be a part of the group again. Word on the street is that they are looking to replace Nicole... poor thang!!!

Enjoy the images of their performance at this weekends birthday party. Nicole looks like thats where she belongs, give up on that solo career, girlfriend!!!....LOL

Stars who got dropped from record labels in the 4th quarter!!!!!

Celebhaterz went through the trouble of getting screenshots of dropped artists myspace pages!!!! If you take notice, they stopped signing into myspace around the same time (when they got dropped). Why haven't Amerie or Kelis signed in you ask?

BECAUSE they have too much pride, they dont want to update their profiles to state they aren't on a label.... I wouldn't sign in either if I got dropped from my label. Ya'll know these labels was dropping folks after thanksgiving during that 4 quarter of nail biting... how sad.

Anyway you can visit their pages at:

www.myspace.com/kelis

www.myspace.com/ameriemimarie

If anybody can locate them, tell them Celebhaterz said its quite obvious that they don't want to sign in their myspace pages and update their profiles to reflect the facts........they aren't on nobodys MAJOR label LOL!!!

RUMOR!!! Scott Storch is BROKE!!!!

we ain't worth much so we are great together

Via PageSix, Scott Storch apparently got his credit card(s) denied at a miami night club repeatedly and he is broke. My source told me he had to send a friend to his cousin house in miami to get some cash to pay off his tab at the bar!!!!!! Its said that last year Scott was worth 70 million dollars and now he is worth only 17 million....whoa, thats a BIG plunge!!!! Another one of my sources told me that this is only a rumor and that Scott is doing fine financially so I am not sure which one to believe because they are both TRUSTY sources.... we will see!!


Developing.........

HHAAAA!!! Karrine Steffans is broke again!!!!

Karrine "Superhead" Steffans new book, "The Vixen Diaries" sales were so horrible that she has resulted to selling old, used dresses from 2003 and beyond to make ends meet. A source close to Karrine said that she even went to a storage room she owned and cleaned it out by selling the stuff on EBAY under an alias name!!! The Vixen Diaries has bombed on the New York Bestsellers list and the source said after da publishers paid for her promotion and giving her money upfront for the book, they barely broke even. They went onto say that no royalties will be issued to Karrine due to her owing them lots of cash for editing, press, promotions and stuff.

This is some pretty sad shyt, that girl SUCKS at managing her money, is she still doing drugs or something, damn Superhead.... How can you run through over $400,000 in a matter of months?

You can pick up some of the used dresses to help Karrine out at this site:

http://theboutique.bigcartel.com/

Check out this fool Bow Wow, I'm glad Ciara left him!!!

What a dumb ass
Stupid azz!

LOSER FACED FOOL!!!

Bow Wow was spotted leaving the bank called HSBC with a hand full of hundred dollar bills, he even licked them!!!!! He looks young, childish, stupid, and pathetic!!! We know you got money from when Jermaine Dupri was your producer but now.... I am sure as hell he is not spending any money from the BOW WOW/OMARION album. Oh yea, If you know anything about HSBC, they charge high interest rates and their APR/APY is over-inflated in prices. He shouldn't be so proud to be walking out of that bank!!! Dumb azz!

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!! Christina Milian gotta JOB!!!!!!

Look at me, I am soooo happy to be working!
See mom, I told you I would get a job soon!!

Guezz what!!! Broke azz Christina Milian got in the Christmas spirit at ABC Family’s “25 Days of Christmas” Winter Wonderland in New York City. Christina stars in the ABC Family made-for-television movie Snowglobe airing December 15th on the network.

Can you guys believe shes actually employed? I know her funds were running low, thats why she was seen back in September at a Los Angeles gas station putting $8 in her gas tank. I know she will be wise with the cash she makes from this lil gig!!! She wont be seeing anymore work for a long time HHHAAAAAAAA!!!

HHAAAAAA!!!! Damon Dash owes NYC 2 million bucks!!!

PAY YO DAYM TAXES!!!! Damon Dash claims his money is in order, but a popular NEW YORK STATE article says otherwise. It is noted in black and white that Damon Dash owes over 2 million dollars to the state of New York, and they want their money NOW!!! Jay-Z should be ashamed of himself, letting his old friend fall deep into debt like this. Click on the image to see what they say, and check out all of the others who made the list!!!

LOL!!!