Halle Berry in a BIKINI and wet suit!!!!

Celebhaterz got our greasy fingers on a few pics of Halle Berry talking to the director of an upcoming thriller shes in called "Dark Tide". In this movie, which will take only 3 months to make, shes filming scenes alongside great white sharks!!! The movie is based in South Africa I believe.

Halle Berry fakes happiness!!

Halle Berry is a resident of Los Angeles as we all know. I wonder how the cameras knew she would be in Malibu Beach with her little girl. I will tell you my theory (which is 99.9% truth). She called the paps so that they could snap pics of her faking like everything is all good, even though shes been through yet another failed relationship which made it to the press. This is damage control but she can't pull the wool over my eyes. I can see that the crazy bytch is lonely, miserable and craving good attention on the blogs. In her big mansion, I'm willing to bet the only ones to come over are a nanny, a maid and an occasional stylist. A few one night stands probably stop by but once they notice that shes bat gone crazy, they run for the hills just like Wesley Snipes, Gabriel Aubry, and Eric Benet. Go to counseling, restart the drawing board and try again, Bish!

The TEA!! Halle and Gabriel break up, DETAILS!!!

This family has such great chemistry. Look at the bond (side eye)

Wow, such an ideal family. They fit like a glove together, where did it go wrong? (again side eye)

OOh bishes, Halle the cougar thought she could snag a man that was 9 years younger than she. According to my sources, Gabriel dumped Halle because her ass is old, bitter and evil! They did have little Nahla out the deal even though Halle is old with crusty eggs, she managed to get a good egg and spawn forth a pretty little angel. Thats the last one, because I'm sure her azz can't get another man now that shes a baby mama who has been passed around in hollywood, and lets not forget that this bish has NO JOB! I ramble too much, heres the tea!

According to an insider, it was Gabriel who did the breaking up and their 9-year age difference was partially to blame.

“Gabriel just felt it wasn’t working anymore. That bish is crazy! When they were first together the 9-year age difference between them didn’t faze him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more.”

“Also, Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to other, and he felt it just wasn’t right to stay with Halle in those circumstances. Gabriel is a really nice, decent guy and he would never cheat on her, but I suspect that he had become attracted to someone and that he felt he needed to break it off with Halle before anything developed any further.”

“Halle was terrified that Gabriel would go after her money. But he’s a decent and proud guy and that’s just not his style. Gabriel’s main concern was custody of Nahla, he loves that little girl more than anything, and wanted 50/50 joint physical custody of her, which Halle agreed to.”

“Financially, Gabriel isn’t in the league of Halle, but he still earns a decent amount from his modeling career, in the region of $700,000 per year, so he’s comfortable and he didn’t want a dime from Halle. All Gabriel has asked for is the house they own together in Canada. Halle put the full deposit down on the house but Gabriel has made every one of the payments since. Halle agreed right away.”

Halle Berry Shops at Target

So, Halle Berry wants to be normal so bad. I bet she dreamed of the day she could stroll into a Tar-jay(target) store and shop like the rest of us. Did you know that Halle Berry was deaf in one of her ears due to domestic violence? Anyway, Halle fulfilled her dream and shopped at Target and here are the pics to proove it. I hate Halle Berry with all of my heart.

Halle cant sell her baby!!!!!

HAAAAA!!!!! Halle Berry tried to sell her baby to the tabloids but now nobodys biting and offering millions so she decides to sue. YES CHILD!!!!!! Halle Berry is suing because she said the paparazzi snuck on her property and got a shot of her hanging out in her back yard with her daughter, Nahla and her mom. Poor Halle, she thought she would make mega millions off the babys first pic but, too bad Halle.... When will these black stars learn that these magazines don't care about when black babies are born while on the other hand Angelina and Brads twins are going to fetch them $15 million for the first pic. I heard Halle shopped around and she can't even get $50 thousand for her little Nahla.... thats too bad. Read the entire fiasco about her lawsuit right here and in other news, look at what this blog had to say about her expecting to have a white baby. Its hilarious so head on over there... LMAO!!!

Halle Berry has ASHY Feet!!!

I guess that baby is taking a toll on Halles' ability to take care of herself, look at them ashy feetz. Everybody thinks this bytch is sooo fly, but really - take a long, hard look at those ashy azz feet as Halle heads in the dentist. Shes been wearing some big azz clothes lately, too. I think shes trying to hide the fact that a woman in her 40's cant lose babyweight as easy as someone in their 20's.

But back to the ashy feet.....bytch, ain't you rich enough to afford some lotion?

PICS - Halle post pregnancy belly is HUGE!!!

After having her little girl, Halle received so many praises about how good she looks and how much her tummy shrank down but ya'll know my hatin azz begs to differ. Here are a few shots of her without hair product, girdles, or airbrushed make-up after having little Nahla Ariela (I think thats the babys name). She looks like a woman that just had a kid and the uterus still ain't shrank. Celebrities ain't no different from any other woman! She needs to breast feed and stop walking around with engorged breast or use a pump because I know that hurts to be filled with milk as you shop!!!

PROOF!! Halle Berry got ARMPIT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!

PROOF IN PICS!!! Halle Berry got plastic surgery under her armpits!!! Ewww, what would posess someone to get armpit surgery, you ask? It probably was black and disgusting under there...but I never seen anyone go THIS far. If you look closely, you will see a surgical line where she got stiched up. Poor Halle, tinsel town has Halle pushing the envelope for beauty - even if she has to get her armpits cut the fuk up. I wonder how many OTHER celebs are doing this outrageous surgery?

(Ya'll know I see EVERYTHING - My site is the first to report this, but of course - I wont get my credit)

Halle Berry named her baby.....

WHAT!!!!!! I know this heffa didn't give her baby the fathers last name, and he ain't going to be around 5 years from now!!! She gonna regret that shyt. Anyway the babys name is Nahla Ariela Aubry. What a blessing!! The babys first name in arabic means "drink water" and her middle name means "lion of God" and her last name means "baby daddy name". Nonetheless, she was born a healthy little girl and thats truly a blessing for Halle.

DETAILS!! Halle Berry gets a Dangerous Tattoo while Pregnant!!!

And, heres Halle Berry leaving the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills yesterday with an ugly azz new hair ‘do (maybe a wig) and a mysterious new henna tattoo on her hand. The tattoo is not something a pregnant woman should seek out to get. Medical report of heavy metals such as nickel, cobalt, chromium, lead and mercury found in henna tattoos. Those elements can harm a fetus but whatever she wants to do.... I guess shes going crazy living alone and being pregnant. I don't know what to think!!!!

Halle Begs Gabriel to come to L.A!!!!

Halle is trying to hold hands and run to keep up with Grouchy Gabriel
Run, Halle RUN!!! Keep up with your Grouchy Gabe!

Heres a shot of Gabriel and Halle in the public eye together. Sources close to Halle said that she was on the phone with him begging him to come and atleast be with her in L.A. Our sources say that Halles is aware that the internet is buzzing about their non-existent relationship! My trusty source whom chooses to remain nameless exclusively interviewed with me and said:

"Halle has been an emotional wreck since Gabriel moved to New York, shes been calling him relentlessly and crying on the phone, it must be her pregnancy hormones. She (Halle) even hates to step outside and run errands because she knows its just another chance for the paparazzi to catch her without Gabriel. She finally got him to come to L.A. to do a photo-op with her just so the blogs can stop buzzing about their secret break-up"

OOOHHHH Child, it looks like this is going to get GOOOODDDD towards the end of her pregnancy! Developing.....

Where is Halle Berry baby daddy aka Gabriel Aubrey?

Halle Berry attended the 19th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards in Palm Springs, California. She was without her arm candy, aka baby daddy, Gabriel Aubrey. You guys wondering where he iz? Celebhaterz will keep you in suspense no longer.

Gabriel Aubrey is in New York being a selfish jerk and pursuing his modeling career. He proposed to Halle when he found out she was pregnant but Halle declined since she has a bad record of keeping a man! Halle vowed to never marry again which ran Gabriel away. Halle thought she could buy Aubrey by showering him with gifts such as a fully loaded S600 sedan that lists for more than $150,000!!!! Gabriel decided to leave her azz in the dust and start dating a few new yorkers. Halle has successfully ran another man away!!! Way to go, Halle!

RUMOR!!! Oprah Winfrey will be Halle Berrys' baby godmother!!!

OMG this is the luckiest baby in the world!!!!! Rumor has it that billionaire Oprah Winfrey is set to be the god mother of Halle Berrys little one that is due early next spring. This baby will want for nothing his/her entire life. I think I am officially jealous of the baby, Lawd..... I am so crazy!!!

Good going, Halle by snagging the best godmother that money CANT buy. WOW, I am shocked!! Also, check out this pic of Halle Berry shopping this holiday season. She is carrying that baby weight quite well!!!

PICS!!! Halle Berry can hold her own umbrella!!!!!

I can hold my own bag!
I can hold my own umbrella, I dont know whats up with

these stupid celebs getting someone to hold their

umbrellas!

Stop following me!

Lately, a lot of celebs have been recruiting umbrella holders but Halle doesn't think she needs one. Get it girl, hold your own umbrella. Show these stupid celebrities...... If a pregnant woman can do it, they can too! Halle Berry was photo'd shopping at Holt Renfrew in Vancouver yesterday. She is almost 7 months pregnant, my hating azz is happy for her.

When they were young: Childhood Celebrity Photos!!!!

Michael Jackson post surgery
Lil Wayne mama made sure he wore a T-shirt to not get sick
T.I. parents took that picture taking day a little too serious
was he going to church afterwards?

Halle Berry snuck that bow in her hair after her

mama sent her off to school.

Janet Jackson chain is blindin me!

Michael Jordan looks about 21 on this pic

Beyonce damaged all of that thick hair in the name of a lacefront wig
HERES SOME MORE PICS HERE SLUTS

Celebhaterz got our stankin azz hands on some pics of your favorite and not so favorite celebrities when they were young without fat azz bank accounts. We will post a whole lot more next week so stay tuned, bytchez!!!!
Theres also a blog my gay bff made. He thinks like me, check this blog out:
celebritybabyphotos.blogspot.com

Happy Halle strolls around Santa Monica!!!!

We got our greazy hands on a pic of Halle Berry strolling around Santa Monica leaving a doctors appointment. Word on da street iz that her baby daddy, Gabriel has only went to 1 appointment with her, how shady is that...Shes looking very good with that weight on her at 6 months preggers, she should consider keeping that baby weight and gaining a few pounds after the baby is born!!!

Here is Halles Jewish Cuzzin!!!!

Celebhaterz got our hands on the pic that landed Hell-y Berry in hot water. Halle Berry know she was dead wrong for calling this woman her jewish cousin. She went on the Letterman Show earlier this week and said to David and the audience, "This is my jewish cousin" (crickets chirpin) The audience was quiet, they didn't find it funny and my hatin azz dont find it funny either. This is actually a picture she took of herself and used a photoshop type of program to dismantle her face. Stupid Halle....NEXT!!!

Halles Baby Bump!!!!

Oh shit, Halle is gettin' bigger!!! Check this chic out at the movie premiere for "Things we lost in the Fire" in NYC. She attended but I didn't see any pics of her little boy toy..... I sho' hope he aint beatin' her azz like her last few husbands were.

Halle insults Oprah!!!!

Halle was on The Oprah Show talkin' about her life and Maury.... THE NERVE OF HER!!! Oprah aint pregnant and never had a child, so do you really think Oprah wants to hear Halle talk about her child and another talk show? Does she know thats Oprahs' TV rival? Anyway this is what the hood-rat had to say

“While I was trying to get pregnant, we tried really hard, so it was a lot of staying home and just doing what you do. … I was watching a lot of [daytime] television and—don’t judge me for this—Maury Povich. … It was about, ‘You are the father. You’re not the father.’ … So what the women do when they find out he’s not the daddy, they run off the stage, right? They run to the back. I don’t know why, but they run to the back. So when we got the positive test—Gabriel wasdownstairs in the den—I ran upstairs! I got up there, and I thought, ‘I’ve been watching too much Maury!”

HALLE BERRY SIGHTING!!!!!

Halle Berry was sited out and about looking grouchy ALREADY!!!! Word has it on the street that she wanted a baby SOOO BADDDD that she went and got her egg pumped with that white mans sperm. ANywayz, congrats Halle on sucessful conception. I know that baby gone be cute as hell. Can somebody leave a comment with her boyfriends name because I dont know it. Anyway.... check this grouchy bytch out, damn girl......... its gone be iight!!!!!!