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Showing posts with label Brandy. Show all posts

11/17/2010

Brandy the MURDERER Lost DWTS (Dancing with the Stars)!!!!

Yea, thats right... CRY BYTCH!!!  Brandy danced her way to a weekly paycheck since her singing career has been demoted to a bathroom on youtube.  She faired out pretty well considering the contestants make $200,000 for the entire season and a bonus if they are in the top 3.  She can now stop asking Ray J for some of that whore money he made on VH1 from dating hoodrats from your local cities...smh
Anyway doe, I know this red eyed FLOP didn't think she would win considering shes a MURDERER!!!  She thinks America would forget how she murdered that lady on interstate 5 from being a wreckless driver, and she GOT AWAY with it!  I know I didn't vote for the murderer.  Fuk her and her flop of a career and her withered soul.  I know shes tormented everyday from what she did to that woman, so thats payback enough for me.  I am happy she lost.  Murderers shouldn't be rewarded!

10/20/2010

LIAR!!! Brandy claims to be celibate!!

Brandy is going around telling folks that shes celibate.  The funny part is that I sort of believe her because who would want a dose of alien puzzy.  Her red eyes alone is enough to scare a man away, i wonder if shes gotten her liver checked because the white part of her eyes are ATROCIOUS!!!  That indicates that there must be a malfunctioning part of the liver!  Heres what she said:

Brandy admitted she hadn't been intimate with a man for six years.

"I haven't been with a man seriously and in love in six years. And, honestly, I tend to abstain if I'm not in a relationship," Brandy says.

Although it hasn't actually been a full six years, the singer says, "It's been a long time. We're talking years."

Brandy has tried getting back in the dating game, though. "I actually went on a blind date a couple months ago that was very interesting but nothing serious."

There was a time when Brandy had a thing for rapper Flo Rida. "I was very interested in him. I mean, how can you not be -- he's very attractive. But there was just something about us that didn't click."

8/02/2010

FloRida laughs at Brandy, praises Eva Marcielle


In this video FloRida disses the FUK out of Brandy, LMAO it was pretty funny. Heres the conversation for those of you who can't view the video, or refuse to click the link to where the actual video resides:

Wendy: For Brandys 31st birthday, Well I'll just ask this, are you seeing Brandy?
FloRida: I'm not seeing Brandy, LOL LOL LMAO (he laughs at her azz)
Ya know, much love to her. I dated her for a while and now we're not dating.
Wendy: Well what about Eva Marcelle, Eva the Diva?
FloRida: Shes definately beautiful, we're talking
Wendy: You know she was engaged to the actor Lance Gross which is no more and there are pictures of you guys (FloRida and Eva) looking very close.
FloRida: Yes I'm a lucky guy

7/08/2010

UGH!! Whats wrong with Brandys eyes!!!




GROSS!!! Look at Brandys eyes. She did this photo shoot with a magazine I've never heard of. I think the magazine is called 160 grams or some shyt like that. Her eyes are usually red and yellow in the white part so maybe thats why 160 grams did this pic in black and white. They tried to do her a favor but she just looks like an avatar. I wonder if Brandy has had her liver function screening yet. I hope she does it because those eyes reflect whats going on inside her body. They should not be that color. smh!
If you want to see more of this photo shoot, go to this skinny, ashy, loser bish page.

4/29/2010

Timbalands Birthday Party 2010






Wow, Timbaland saw another birthday! Its amazing despite the steriods he probably used when he got all muscled and lets not forget about his clogged arteries from all the fat he consumes. His party was at Drai's in Holllywood. Brandy went to the party to feel relevant and get a discount on some production since that moesha money is gone. As you can see, she put away the planet of the apes lacefront wig. CiERROR and Paris the valtrex slut are snuggled up, I wonder why. Anyway Timbaland should consider getting a gastric bypass, Brandy should go sing in the shytter on youtube for a confidence booster, Ray J needs to go wash his azz. Someone sent me an email and said he smell like butt, and Paris should go and get a refill on valtrex for her herpes and cold sores. I'm done taking shots at these D Listers....yawn

4/27/2010

Brandy Norwoods ugly LACEFRONT!


Brandy clearly doesn't have any people in her life that has her best interest at hand. If they did, they wouldn't let her ass step out in that horrible, incorrectly placed lacefront wig. It covers 3/4 of her forehead and its only centimeters away from touching her eyebrows. Her ugly ass looks like Planet of the Apes! I hope someone stops lying to this broad and tell her to put the cheap lacefront back on the mannequin head! She has the most fuk'd up features I've ever seen on a woman. She greatly resembles an alien!
I can't wait for her snoozer of a reality show to flop. Every week, the ratings gets lower and lower. Stay tuned for my review on that floptastic show!

7/10/2009

Brandy gets DROPPED from her record label




LMAOOO, haaa, my stomach hurts.
Well when the only hit you've had in the last 15 years has been with your car, thats bound to happen.
Brandy just got a case of karma shoved in her face. At the end of june, she stole my boy, Bimbo Winehouse memory card out of his camera and got him put out the club. Watch the video above to get more info on that. Anyway, heres the juicy part. She was dropped from her record label at epic! LMAOOO! They said Epic execs who feel sorry for the has been is shopping around to find her another label, but no one is biting so far. Brandy, karmas a bytch huh? I hope you invest your money wisely from this point forth girl, cause nobody else will sign you, and thats a promise. Bye Bye Brandy
Human, released last December, has only sold 196,509 units to date according to SoundScan. Haaaaa, that is very pitiful!

10/29/2008

Brandy and Nas dating??!!!


RUMOR ALERT!!! I heard that Nas and Kelis split up and now Nas and Brandy has started dating. I don't know how true this is but I sure haven't seen Kelis supporting Nas the way she used to in the tabloids, blogs, and on stage lately. Lets hope this is indeed a rumor. Nas has MUCH better taste than wide-eyed, yellow-eyed, flat nosed, pimple faced Brandy. UGH!

7/25/2008

Brandy will do anything for a paycheck!!!!!


Brandy hasn't made any money off music for a while, so she has to make money some kind of way....after all, its been a decade since shes made any cash off money or acting. Shes doing endorsements for sketchers sneakers and so is her 9 yr old daughter. Ain't that a shame...shes pimping her daughter for some extra cash. I don't like Bradys azz...shes ugly and stupid with blood shot eyes.

7/15/2008

Brandy gets her UGLY eyes PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!

These are the sexiest eyes ever, huh?


This ugly btych wishes she had white eyes!!!!! Everyone knows Brandys white part of her eyes are always red, brown, and beige.... Heres proof if you don't believe me. The pic with the wig is a promo shot for Brandys new album which is about to drop, and the other shot with the nappy braids is of Brandy in everyday life.... Photoshop is a mutha fukka!!!

12/31/2007

Brandy escapes charges and look at her eyes!!!

Sexy eyes, huh


WOW, whatever happened to Brandys' eyes??? When your eyes turn colors like that, somethings not right with your liver or your overall health. It must be all of that stress she went through this year dealing with those pending MURDER charges that she ESCAPED!!! The DA won't press charges on her because apparently the car accident was the dead ladys fault. The dead lady even had weed in her system....well, now Brandy is expected to drop an album in 2008. Looks like a promising year for lil Miss Brandy. Hmm...good luck with that.

12/26/2007

DETAILS!!!! Brandy may not be charged for murder!!!


http://www.tmz.com/ has learned the hang-up in deciding whether to file vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy is that Brandy may have been a victim, not a culprit.
The law enforcement source says Awatef Aboudihaj, the woman who died, struck the car in front of her -- which was going 65 mph, and then slammed on her brakes. We're told the sudden stop caused Brandy to hit the dead woman's car.
What's more, L.A. County Coroner spokesperson Captain Ed Winter tells TMZ that toxicology reports show Aboudihaj had "slight traces" of marijuana in her system at the time of the crash.
The L.A. City Attorney has until the end of the business day on Friday to decide whether to file criminal charges against Brandy -- that's when the one-year statute of limitations runs out.
The problem for the City Attorney: if they file manslaughter charges, they have to prove Brandy did something negligent -- and we're told that could be difficult if not impossible.
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