WTF happened to Chrisette Michele

Damn Chrisette, girl you done got fat, ugly, and dumb looking.  I like the look she had back in her early career but now look, shes almost unrecognizable.  And what the fuk is that on her eye...dumb azz girl LMAO!! FAIL!!!!!

Is Fat Joe Broke with poor album sales? LMAO!!!

This fat nigga poppin red bulls at his party LMAO, is it that much of a snoozer?  Wheres the Ace of Spade

Dirt Dobber, Jim Jones and D lister Funkmaster Flex showed up to Fat Joe's birthday at Webster Hall in NYC.  I did a little digging and calling around (thats what I've been doing all morning instead of blogging) to find out how much it cost to rent that bytch out on a sunday night.  WELL....Fat Joe chose the cheapest spot in NYC because to rent the Webster Hall in NYC, you will have to put down a $600 deposit and $150 per hour.  LMAO!!!  Fat Joe spent less than a grand to have his party.  Thats not all!!  You get half your deposit back in the event that the Hall wasn't damaged!  Shyt, I can afford that.  Get your weight up Fat Joe!

Whats going on with Jazmine Sullivan

The artist, Jazmine Sullivan who sings about busting windows out of cars better stop doing that shyt because she can't afford to be busting windows with album sales like THIS!!  Her album, Fearless debuted at number six on the U.S. Billboard 200 chart, selling 65,000 copies in its first week.  I will give her credit, she got 5 grammy nominations but NO WINS (LMAO) and to this date, the album has sold almost 500 thousand copies.  Shes not even a GOLD selling artist and she wants to bust out windows....  Try it bish and see how much debt you're in after that nigga sue your azz for what little I'd imagine you have.  LMAO....
I hope the little teenagers aren't taking this bish advice. (side eye).
In other Jazmine Sullivan news, Jazmine Sullivan’s as-yet-titled sophomore album will be released on September 28th 2010.  Her first single ‘Holding You Down’ (produced by Missy) is expected to be a snoozer. A music video for the track is expected to be shot next week.
Do better Jazmine, and drop some quality material on your next album....thats if your label will allow you to drop another flop!

David Otunga (formerly known as Punk) is a wrestler!!!

Jennifer Hudson’s fiance, David "Punk" Otunga has been signed to fight for the WWE. On his myspace page, he officially announced that he is "formerly" known as Punk - so I guess we shouldn't call him that anymore. He will always be Punk in my eyes and that name will go to the grave with him. He looks so fruity, but I will not insult him or his fiance during this time of grieving for the both of them.

Beyonce on the Charts

Sorry folks but yo' girl Beyonce ain't doing too good on the charts. Her 2 singles "Single Ladies" and "If I were a Boy" are not dominating charts the way she thought they would. "Single ladies" isn't even in the top 100 on the billboard charts, and "If I were a boy" did happen to make it on the billboard charts 2 weeks in a row. Heres how she placed (LOL)
Week 1: She placed at # 39

Week 2: She placed at # 54

Which means she fell 15 spots in a matter of one week. Billboard charts are what matter the most in a persons career. I will give her credit and let it be known that Beyonce happens to be #1 on the ITunes chart with her single "If I were a boy" but remember the song doesn't even belong to her. Jennifer Lopez even made #1 on the Itunes chart with her single which never took off so that says a lot about ITunes, huh.

Poor Beyonce, shes not even on the 106th and park top 10 countdown LOL! She thought she didn't need the art of pushing back a single but it looks like that would have been a good idea when going up against artist like Britney Spears, T.I. and Rihanna. Keep in mind Rihanna is about to release another single titled "Rehab" and that song is sure to be a hit on the charts. Her single "Disturbia" is still dominating on the billboard charts right now at #4....Go Rihanna~

Lets say a silent prayer for Beyonces singing career and when that movie, Cadillac Records drops, lets say another silent one for her acting career.

Isiah Thomas overdoses!!!!!?!

Poor Isiah Thomas. After being fired as head coach and president of the New York Knicks in April, and losing a lawsuit in regards to sexual harassment, you - too, would probably try to commit suicide....but they say it was an accident. I don't buy it. NBA legend Isiah Thomas is hospitalized after suffering an accidental overdose of sleeping pills at his surburban New York home on Friday. They took his azz to white plains hospital where he is recovering. I doubt that was part of the plan, but whatever....

CELEBRATE!!! Jennifer Hudson beats Beyonce on the top charts!!!

HA HA!! She thought she was the queen and thought she would come back and top the charts but the stans and fans have spoken - they are NOT feeling her new sound and NOT feeling her having sex with the camera in the Single Ladies (put a ring on it) video. Even though BET played the video every hour on the hour, no one thought twice about the song because it SUCKS!!! She usually debuts at #1 when she drops a single, but this time she debuted at # 20 for the billboard top 100 and next week its projected to fall a few more spaces. CELEBRATE FOLKS!!! Beyonce is NOT the queen she thought she was, Rihanna, Jennifer Hudson and Ciara (and a few others) are!!!

p.s. I cant even find her song "If I were a boy (which is rumored to have been stolen from BC Jean) on the charts but when I do, I will tell you where she places LOL

Heres what BILLBOARD MAGAZINE HAD TO SAY in regards to J. Hud beating out Beyonce:

On Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs, Jennifer Hudson scores her first No. 1 as "Spotlight" climbs 2-1. Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" is the top debut there at No. 20.

CELEBRATE FOLKS!!!

T-Boz on Celebrity Apprentice plus more...

I am willing to bet a bottle of boones farm that T-Boz is so broke right about now. Why has this chic resulted to doing a reality show? Shes going to be a contestant on celebrity apprentice. I heard Brian McKnight is also going to be a contestant...his beard and 5 o'clock shadow makes me want to gag... I am not watching the show simply because T-Boz has a deep voice that I don't feel like listening to, and Brian McKnight gets on my nerves. In other news, Left Eye is releasing an album calle 'Eye' lacy (sorta like legacy) on November 11th. Heres the cover. RIP Left Eye and RIP T-Boz and Brian McKnights careers after the show airs.

LMAO!!! Ruben Studdard met his wife at WAL-MART!!!!

Ruben looks like 'O Shyt what have I done...I made a bad decision'
and wifey is laughing all the way to the bank!

AMERICAN IDOL cupcake lover RUBEN STUDDARD will never forget meeting his wife for the first time - because it was between the aisles Wal-Mart.
Studdard was busy promoting his debut album in the retail giant's Atlanta, Georgia store in 2006, and was approached by an autograph hunter - who turned out to be his now wife Surata Zaui McCants. She was also one of the sluts in the TIP DRILL video by Nelly.
And the singer admits it was an odd first meeting, because she was there to get his signature for her best pal.
He recalls, "I was actually not shopping at all... I was promoting my album and I had an autograph signing at Wal-Mart. And so she came to get the autograph for her best friend who was a big fan of mine. (I was sitting there eating french fries and big macs)
"So she was telling me a story about her friend and she said, 'My friend loves you.' And I said, "Well what about you?
"We just became friends right after that. We hung out and maybe three months after we started (to get serious)."
The couple wed in a ceremony in his native Birmingham, Alabama in June (08).

Ruben Studdard is broke you guys....

FLOP!!! Terminate on Sight had poor sales

You wack as hell, 50 cent. How sad. You cant even sell an album!!! It looks like G-Unit needs to pack it up and retire - the album was GARBAGE!!!. Their recent album to drop sold only 104,000 copies!!! I know Young Buck is somewhere smiling.....

Gary Coleman on Divorce Court!!!!

LOL!!!! Gary Coleman will do anything for a few bucks. My sources told me that on May 1st and 2nd he will be on Divorce court with his soon to be ex-wife and they paying him a measely $20,000 to appear and air his dirty laundry about his trailer trash wife, Shannon. He will probably not use EBAY anytime soon with this newfound fourtune LOL!!!

Anywho!!

On the show his wife says, "If Gary doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like, stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too." I bet thats strange and scary.... he's still a child in his head, he didn't deserve to get married. Damn virgin!
LETS MOVE ALONG!!

PICS!!! Khia has a million Mugshots

Khia has seen a WHOLE lotta jail cells! Daym - how many times has this hoodrat been to jail? WOWWWWWW, look at all of these mugshots! What an ugly heffa! Click the pic to make it bigga:)

Tichina - is that DRY SKIN and ASH on your shoulder?

Remember Tichina Arnold from that show, Martin? Well she was out and about with DANDRUFF or Eczema on her shoulder tryin to be cute, what is that flaky shyt on her shoulder, ya'll? She was also wrinkled in that bubble dress that does NOTHING for her figure - and that haircut sucks!!! It looks like the 1990's. Bitch, please go back in the house and try again!!!

Remember Al. B Sure? WOW hes gotten FAT!!!!

Look, he is fat as hell!!! I didn't know he picked up sooo much weight! He eatin good 'nite and day' LOLLLLL!!!

Tiffany "New York" Pollard looks like a muppet baby!!!

Here is some D-List news. HAAAAAA!!!! These bitches look like twins, even the fake eyelashes and horrible weave - and lets not forget the saggy eyes. Hilarious, I crack myself up!!!

GLORY!!! American Idol ratings have DROPPED!!!!

American Idols ratings have taken a NOSE PLUNGE due to the wack azz format they decided to have. They got them kids singing The Beatles to an audience of 18-25yr olds who don't know shyt about The Beatles and blacks are 12% of the american population. Studies show that only 2% are watching as opposed to 8% in the past 5 seasons.

The show’s viewer ratings for its 2008 Tuesday night premiere dropped approximately 11 percent, about 4 million viewers (us blacks most likely), from the 2007 premiere ratings, making it the lowest “American Idol” premiere since 2004. We don't want to hear The Beatles or Dolly Parton!!!
Not only did the ratings go down for this year’s premiere of “American Idol,” but the viewer ratings have continued to fall little by little with each episode. They sang Dolly Pardons' shyt lastnight... UGH!!! Hopefully the show won't be back next year!!! I hate the new direction the show has taken, and they won't let the kids pick their own songs anymore.

Dumb azz show!!!

Marion Jones begins her stay in prison!!!

Marion Jones began her six-month sentence in federal prison Friday, March 7th. The athlete got locked up for lying to investigators about using performance-enhancing drugs and her role in a check-fraud scam. Poor thang - she had to leave her kids behind and her husband..... I still wonder why she ratted on herself. Dumb bytch... anyway, NEXT!

Girlfriends Show Cancelled....Awwww

Ain't that a shame, I was actually waiting for Toni to come back with her tail between her legs after her bank account got sick. Well, I guess its so much for hoping.

CANDIDS - Stars party in Vegas this weekend!!!

Gary Dourdan looks the same all the time
Shar Jackson manages to fuk up a great dress!

Nicole Richie Post Pregnancy Pics!!!!

Nicole Richie must be starving herself again and smoking a million cigarettes a day to supress her appetite. She just had a baby a few weeks ago, and now shes back into what appears to be a size 2 dress. I can't bare to watch her wither away this year to bones...