Janet gets a Jermaine Jackson haircut!!!

Here is Janet performing at the Essence Music Festival this past week. I noticed that she tried to kick it up a notch in the sex department but she failed!!!Look at this chic, she looks like her brother, Jermaine!!! That haircut is a hot fukkin mess!! Miss Janet looks very stupid with those slicked down sides, narrow nose, botoxed face, and sideburns.... Hey Janet, stop trying to keep up with the youngins' and put yo' weave back in your head girl! That Jermaine haircut is NOT da business boo-boo!

Michael Jackson in morgue!!

above, is the last pic of Michael Jackson shortly before departing this cruel earth. Some pea brain took this pic with their cell phone. What a piece of shit. The paramedics said that Michael was already dead when they arrived, he was non responsive and no pulse, so basically...this is a pic of the late Michael Jackson. Here ya go, pigs. Feast your eyes on a dead Michael Jackson!

PICS!!! Here is Michael Jackson laid up not long before he died!! R.I.P Michael Jackson. I hope his family will get some privacy and stuff during this difficult time. Poor Michael, he was truly a legend. I had the opportunity to meet him about 8 years ago in a wal-mart parking lot. It was a limo in the parking lot and I saw his kids get out. I knew right away it was his kids because they were accompanied with body guards covering them up... Michael stayed in the limo. I waved at the dark window and he stuck his light hand out the window to wave back. He then rolled down the window to give me a smile as the limo went to find a parking spot in the back of the store. It was cool to meet Michael and see him in person. He will truly be missed.
Michael Jackson dies! OMG

Janet FLOPS worldwide!!! Blames soul singer SADE!!!!

Janet Jackson is making mega excuses as to why her album Disclipline flopped WORLDWIDE!!! First, she blamed it on the promotion of her first single 'Feedback', but everywhere I looked online - I saw advertisements for the wack song, so try again Janet. Then she blamed the worldwide flop on something or another -I don't remember what she said - and now she is blaming the flop on SADE!!!! You heard me right, SADE!!! Heres her quote:

"There were some people who didn’t like the direction I took with this album (Discipline), “They wanted me to sound more like Sade, but I’m not ready for that just yet. I love doing dance songs and I think my fans expect that of me.”

Oh shut up Janet, you are a memory amongst the entertainment business. I heard she cancelled her national concert and the promoters are the only ones who profited from it. Janet, I have some advice if you're reading this, stick to acting and dating JD, ok hun. You can also devote some time to getting your brother Michael Jackson some counseling....I wonder if the nut has ever tried that route?

Poor Janet

I heard Janet Jackson is cancelling shows left and right. She cancelled Montreal as you already know. She just cancelled Philly and then the heff cancelled Boston. I also heard shes rescheduling her Michigan tour stop. She supposedly "sick" but a birdie told me that shes losing more money than shes gaining on this tour and that she cant afford to keep going on like this. Thats just sad...

Poor Janet.

Janet Jackson may be Pregnant!!!!

So, Janet had a concert scheduled in Montreal, Canada and just before the show, they said she started throwing up and got severely sick. They admitted her old azz in the hospital!!! Its rumors circulating around that she may in fact be pregnant by Jermaine Dupri. WHATEVER!!! I think that since shes 42 and shes been touring nonstop - her azz is just tired and used the hospital as an excuse to rest. Being 42 and over the hill can take a toll on your overall health and stamina. She dances nonstop all over the stage at her concerts and Janet is just too old for that type of shyt anymore. Besides, aren't her eggs high risk to create a retarded baby when you are that old. Its not a good idea to have a baby so late in life.

So lets sum it up... this iz the verdict, folks. I doubt shes pregnant - the bytch is just tired and used the hospital for a free rest.

Jermaine Dupri throws up on Janets lap!!!

So, theres a rumor floating around saying that JD got so drunk at his birthday party, that he threw up in Janet Jacksons lap. They say she ran out the event and went home without his azz. JD needs to grow the fuk up, and Janet needs to give up on that music career. NEXT!!!!!

Janet Jackson Dropped from Def Jam

The same way Janet quickly drops weight is the same way Def Jam dropped her azz....very QUICK! Janet found out after getting off the stage one night after her concert. They said the venue held 80K seats but only 34K seats were taken LOL... Anywho - Next out the door is her wanna-be mogul boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri.

Janet and Jermaine Dupri having kids?

“Yeah, soon,” Dupri told People Sunday at West Hollywood’s STK restaurant. “Right after the tour.” Jermaine even said that he doesn’t even care if it’s a boy or a girl.
“It really doesn’t matter, Janet would be a great mom. She was around so many brothers and sisters all her life, so she’s got to know what that is [like]. And her mom is a great mother.”

According to Dupri, Jackson is also a great companion. “The greatest thing in life is just to have a friend,” he said. “When I have problems in life, I share them with her. When she has a problem, she comes to me.”

Allz I can say is awwwww - I hope Janet still has some good eggs floating around in that over-surgeryed stomach of hers because I like them as a couple on my good days. I really want that to be a reality for them. Lets wish them the best:)

The Jacksons are gettinga reality show!!!

According to a popular website, Singing superstars the Jacksons are to star in an Osbournes'-style reality TV show - set in an English fishing village called Devon.
The family have booked a five-bed holiday home at Appledore, near Barnstaple, on the North Devon coast and have told friends they are looking to move to the area permanently.
Their deal, believed to be with Channel 4, will see Tito Jackson based at the house with other family members - including Michael, Janet, Jermaine and parents Joseph and Katherine - flying in for short breaks.

OOOHHH - this should be some good shyt. I can't wait to watch these weirdo's interract as a family and not a side show. LOL

Janet Jackson promoting her album DISCIPLINE at talkshows!!!

LOL... why is she doing so many talk shows to promote her album? Whatever.... Heres the line-up of where to expect Janet to be promoting her new album "Discipline" which is set for release on Feb 26th. Trust me, I will NOT be buying a copy. Folks in the UK said it sounds weird and they said shes washed out. I totally agree.... Janet needs to stick to making movies, and she barely does that to our likings.

“The Ellen DeGeneres Show”

“The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

“The Late Show with David Letterman”

“Jimmy Kimmel Live!”

“The Oprah Winfrey Show”

"Good Morning America"

FULL OFFICIAL Janet Jackson FEEDBACK video!!!

And heres Janet Jacksons' new video, Feedback. Um.... did I hear her say her flow is like a first day period? EWWWW GROSS!! Also, Janet appears to be fighting off sperm or something in this video. Its very weird, but I must admit that I do like the song, I wish someone else would've directed the video and her dance moves were average. Whatever, enjoy the video!

QUOTE!! Janet snaps on Jermaine Dupri in PRESTIGE Magazine!!!

"...if there is something that we both feel differently about, it just should really be talked about and that’s the way we’ve always done it. Except this time around I see Usher and Mariah [Carey] coming out of the studio and I say, “Okay, wait, aren’t you supposed to be working on my stuff? We’re supposed to be doing our stuff together.” And he goes, “Well yeah,” and I’m like, “Why are they here, don’t I come before them when it’s time for the album to be released?” Not because I’m his girlfriend [laughs], but for the release of the album. Mine has to be released first, so doesn’t it make sense to get me out of the way first? But it’s all good."

HAAAAAAA!!!! Who ever thought Janet could snap like that, and why would she want him to work on her album after the last one done soooo bad after he worked on it. Whatever, Janet..but we love your GHETTO coming out by saying "but its all good" LOL, I love it!!!

Janet on HONG KONG magazine cover!!!

cute
still got it, huh Janet
nice boots
Go head Janet!

Check out Janet Jackson doing her photoshop thang for a popular magazine in Hong Kong.... gotta love it!

Janet Jackson "Feedback" album cover sneak peek!!!

Check out Janets new album cover, it reminds me of the "SCREAM" video she did with her brother, Michael Jackson back in the 1990's. Maybe shes trying to copy Beyonce when she performed as a ROBOT on BET's Awards Show. Janet, its time to move on, girlfriend. Times have changed and besides...this looks NOTHING like you!!!

Who in the hell is this?

I didn't know at first, either. This doesn't look anything like Janet Jackson. This is a new promo shot for her upcoming album. I don't know the title.... I don't think I care. Her new single is called "Feedback" and it has a T-Pain sound to it with the weird sound in the lyrics. LOL

If you like T-Pain, then theres a 2% chance you will like her new single.

Michael Jackson may get debt wesite to pay off Neverland Ranch!!!!

Oh MY!!!!! Michael may get a website to pay off Neverland Ranch!!! Read below:

In a move to help the struggling King of Pop, Debt.com has offered Michael Jackson an opportunity to dodge financial ruin in exchange for an official endorsement of the leading debt solution site. After defaulting on a $23 million loan and failing to meet a November 15 deadline to pay $3.8 million to his former manager, Jackson is more than one month into a 90-day countdown to losing Neverland Ranch.
“Paying off the $23 million loan is the most crucial move at this point,” said Todd Cook of debt.com. “Michael Jackson needs to take a long, hard look at the ‘Man in the Mirror’ and accept that he needs more than just financial assistance. We are willing to hold his gloved hand and nurse him back to financial health in exchange for his endorsement.”

If I were Michael, I would take it. I wish that debt site would offer to pay off my bills... Jacko thinks this new album will get him some cash to pay off that ranch, but I seriously doubt it. He has so many bad memories of naughty things going on at that ranch. He probably just lets it go and starts over, Poor jackson!

Developing..........

When they were young: Childhood Celebrity Photos!!!!

Michael Jackson post surgery
Lil Wayne mama made sure he wore a T-shirt to not get sick
T.I. parents took that picture taking day a little too serious
was he going to church afterwards?

Halle Berry snuck that bow in her hair after her

mama sent her off to school.

Janet Jackson chain is blindin me!

Michael Jordan looks about 21 on this pic

Beyonce damaged all of that thick hair in the name of a lacefront wig
HERES SOME MORE PICS HERE SLUTS

Celebhaterz got our stankin azz hands on some pics of your favorite and not so favorite celebrities when they were young without fat azz bank accounts. We will post a whole lot more next week so stay tuned, bytchez!!!!
Theres also a blog my gay bff made. He thinks like me, check this blog out:
celebritybabyphotos.blogspot.com

Michael Jackson channels Willy Wonka!!!

Check this shyt out. Michael posed last week for the EBONY magazine and here is a pic that I just couldn't resist posting. OMG, Jacko looks so much like Willy Wonka...they both love kids SOOOO MUCH!!!! Isn't this so wrong? NEXT!!!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!! Michael Jackson set to lose Neverland Ranch!!

HHAAAAAA, God don't like ugly. Michael may have gotten away with all of those child molestation charges in our justice system, but God ain't through with him, yet. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away!!!

SHUT CHO' MOUTH!!!

Michael Jackson has defaulted on a $23 million loan and the leinholder has put him on a 90 day notice. He has 90 days to pay the full amount of $23 million plus $212,963.83 in interest. If he don't cough up the cash, he will lose his Neverland Ranch. The potential eviction was filed in Santa Barbara County Courthouse on Oct. 22 2007...... Lets see if tight pocket Janet helps her brother out. I can't stand that stingy bytch!!

UMM- Janet Jackson needs a stylist!!!!!

Janet Jackson was spotted tagging along with her boo, JD, at a book signing party in LA lastnight. Once again, JD is spotted sitting around looking bored and twiddling his thumbs instead of signing. Everyone must've came out for the free drinks and photo-ops!

Janet had on the wide-legged, waist high pants looking rather horrible. SHE DID NOT PULL THIS OFF!!!! She is worth over 150 million dollars----why didn't she have these pants tailor made. She looks lost in all them pants and that small shirt! Lawd.... that hat!! Only Beyonce can pull off a hat like that. Janet looks like she stuck in the 1940's. I AM NOT FEELIN THIS OUTFIT!!!!