EXCLUSIVE!! PAPOOSE DOESN'T WANT TO MARRY REMY MA!!!!

I don't know if ya'll heard the word....but Papoose tried to roll up in the jail yesterday and marry Remininse Smith (Remy Ma) with a hand cuff key around his neck. My well placed sources told me that Papoose asked a guard what to do in order to avoid getting married to Remy and how to get kicked out the prison put preserve his freedom at the same time. The prison guard is supposed to do an interview with me, but ya'll know how that goes when a bytch like me ain't paying.... she might not do it.

ANYWAY!!!

He knew he would get kicked out for having a handcuff key so thats why the ignorant fool rolled up in a prison with such nonsense....

Washed up rapper Remy Ma was sentenced to 8 years in Manhattan Criminal Court for weapons and coercion charges. Today, Remy wept as she pleaded to the judge.
“I stand here today as Remy Mackie,” she said with tears in her eyes, referring to Papoose’s last name. “I’m a loving wife, mother and loving daughter and loving sister to my brothers and sisters.

Um.... he don't want to MARRY you, Remy Ma!!! Thats why he jeopardized the wedding!!! The nuptuals are set to take place 6 months from now when Papoose will be able to set foot back on the Island....and by then, he will be with a groupie or something. LOL

Kelly Rowland!!

Look at Kelly Rowland at the premiere of the movie "Sex and the City". I wonder who invited such a D-Lister?? No matter how far down on the list Kelly appears to be, she sure as hell shows up to every event as if shes relevant. I love her purple dress, it looks like a prom dress from her senior year. Her hair resembles a mop most of the time but today, it simply looks like a 1970's wig. Go head' Kelly....I personally think she should have worn some different shes...but whatever!

PICS!!! PROOF that Diddy is dating Cassie - They HUGGING!!!

Look at these pics of Diddy and Cassie cuddled up and hugging in NYC at central park. My sources told me that Kim Porter had a private investigator follow them, and thats who took these pics!!! I don't know how true it is, but Diddy appears to be very cozy and in love with Cassie. My source also told me that Diddy and Kim Porter was supposed to be back together, but apparently Diddy can't keep his lil d*ck in his pants long enough to be devoted to ANYONE!!!! They actually make a cute couple because Kim Porters tall, lanky, hard faced, man-lookin azz is NOT da business!!!

Enjoy!!!

PICS!!! Mariah Carey has a fat double chin!!!!

Have you ever wondered why Mariah Carey likes to be shot at certain angles? Is it because she has a double chin, or is it because there appears to be a chin implant located in there!! Here is Mariah Carey after having dinner with her huzband (yea right) Nick Cannon. Her chin appears to be FAT AS HELL and her neck could use a bit of liposuction!

Papa Knowles comments on Beyonces' pregnancy!!!!

Ole Papa Knowles told US Magazine the following in regards to Beyonce being pregnant:

“They said that a month ago,” he told Usmagazine.com Tuesday.
“We don’t comment,” he said. “We just let people make fools of themselves.”

According to my sources, Papa Knowles has a very bad temper due to all those drugs he has done in his past days. They said he snaps at the drop of a hat and has a very bad personality. Shoo... I woujld too if I were Papa Knowles - I mean - being the ugliest Knowles has to be a very stressful job!!!

PICS!! Layla Ali has a very small baby bump!!!!

Um, Layla Ali is 6 months pregnant and shes barely shwoing!!! The baby must be behind all of those muscles shes got. Anway, Layla looks good to be going on 7 months - but if my baby bump was that small, I would be a bit worried. She looks good, though.

Faith and Biggie Son playing part in NOTORIOUS Movie?!?!!!

Aww, check out Biggie Smalls chubby lil son! He looks just like him!!! Faith Evans and her son Christopher, Jr. were spotted on the set of the upcoming movie, 'Notorious'. It lookz like he may be playing a role in the movie. Like Biggie said….”In the red and black lumberjack with the hat to match" in the song 'juicy". Faith hasn't done any work lately, so I guess shes going to pimp her son out to keep the bank rolling. I wonder if her son gets the check or will Faith spend it on her many liposuction procedures shes had done, according to my sources. I ain't mad atcha, Faith!!!

Alicia Keys, MJB and Jill Scott on Essence Magazine!

Check out Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Jill Scott all on the cover of Essence Magazine. They're weaved up and not giving a fuk!!! For all my big girls, I am going to try and find out where Jill Scott got her girdle from. It's doing WONDERS for her figure. Anywayz - GO HEAD' GIRLS!!!

SHOCKING VIDEO!! Angelina Jolie doing HEROIN!!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!! Angelina Jolie is in a video smoking heroin!!! The National Enquirer said so!! A videotape from the 90s of Angelina Jolie allegedly doing heroin is up for sale! Shit. Can't a bytch do heroin in peace? Does there always have to be a camera involved? I'm waiting for the day celebrity "taking a shit" videos start making the rounds.
The Enquirer reports that the tape's owner wants $70,000. A source said the tape is from the 90s around the time of "Gia." The source went on to say, "The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, 'Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that's been stepped on.' Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube."

WOW I cant wait to see it!!!!