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9/29/2010

FREE BOOK!! Jay-Z Decoded FREE!!!

So, you want to read Jay-Z's book Decoded for free, huh?  Well you've come to the right place!  You've come to the right place to get cho azz cussed the FUK OUT!  GO and buy the daym book, ya cheap azz bytch!  Support the camel and stop googling around and trying to find it for free HOE! LMAO!!!
Do you want my unedited, PRE review of the book, Jay-Z Decoded?  Well....continue reading. 


The cover of the book is dumb as fuk. Its featuring an image of Andy Warhol's "Rorschach" and I know he probably chose it.  He wants the illuminati nuts to go out and buy it.  The illuminati nuts prefer the internet as their source of information so try again JayZ, illuminati nuts don't read books...and you wonder why they're so ignorant LOL.  The fully-illustrated book decodes 36 songs from Jay-Z's extensive catalog, offering an intimate, first-hand account of the rapper's most famous raps.  Well shyt, all of his songs talk about money, hoes, clothes, alcohol, cars, how bad his bytch is and how tight his lyrics are so theres the whole book decoded and reviewed FOR FREE for you....no need to buy the book anymore #kanyeshrug.  Jay-Z doesn't have lyrical content that speaks to his listeners, his content is only bragging about himself.  If its not bragging, its reflecting on how he got to where he is today.  The man simply has nothing to talk about because his life is a blank canvas.

In addition to the hardcover release, Random House will publish "Decoded" as an eBook, as well as an interactive iPhone/iPad application that will include exclusive video and customizable content.  OK, whose going to buy the app?  SERIOUSLY LMAO!!!!  Men lie, women lie but NEW YORK TIMES DON'T and when this book isn't on the best sellers list because he can't get them to fuk with the numbers (like he gets the record labels to lie about his album sales) we will KNOW for a FACT that this clown is NOT as popular as he portrays to be.  Even on Twitter, he has only 700K followers.  Don't believe me, click here and even 50 Cent has 3.5 million followers HAAA, I know that must CRUSH JayZ's confidence!!  So heres what you really want, an excerpt from the book.  Enjoy!

Here's an excerpt from "Decoded:"

"When I first started working on this book, I told my editor that I wanted it to do three important things. The first was to make the case that hip-hop lyrics-not just my lyrics, but those of every great MC-are poetry if you look at them closely enough. The second was I wanted the book to tell a little bit of the story of my generation, to show the context for the choices we made at a violent and chaotic crossroads in recent history.  And the third piece was that I wanted the book to show how hip-hop created a way to take a very specific and powerful experience and turn it into a story that everyone in the world could feel and relate to."

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