There are rumors swirling around blogosphere that Beyonces dumb azz and Jay-Z stupid azz got married today (4/4/2008) but I call bullshyt when I see it. Ya see, the 3 vans outside of Jay-Z's condo are registered to to Katalyst Films. Ironically, Katalyst Films is the production company of several of Ashton Kutcher’s projects, including–of course–Punk’d (when it still taped) and The Real Wedding Crashers.
And not to mention his new show Katalyst Films quite possibly has a hand-Pop Fiction. In case you’ve been living under a rock, you know that Pop Fiction is a show where celebs punk the media by staging something gossip worthy and they all just watch the media frenzy ensue. Don't say that you didn't hear it here FIRST!!!!!
O yea, Jay-Z has a concert to attend in North Carolina on saturday....so what kind of honeymoon will they have? Beyonce is a stupid ass bitch to let this fiasco go on just to punk the paparazzi...but in the end shes the one who looks stupid as hell and the joke is actually on HER. Why would you date someone for 6 years and then prank a wedding, how dumb do you look doing some stupid shyt like that. The man will NEVER marry her. Shes a dumb bitch, man!!!!