Alicia SLEAZE Hairy Armpits!!!

Check out this painting Swizz Beats did of his dike wife, Alicia SLEAZE!  Alicia SLEAZE got a nerve to have a hairy ass bush under her arms!  I guess this bitch is in lazy mode, but them pits look like they haven't been shaven in about 4-6 months easily!  I told ya'll shes a dike!  When I was pregnant I kept my pits shaven, who wants to put deodorant on top of a bush?  This hoe is certainly playing for the other team with pits full of hair like a MAN!  This dumb ass bitch just had a baby by a man who is a serial cheater, and now that he wifed her ass she thinks she can walk around with hairy armpits but he will divorce you the same way he divorced his first wife! 

Alicia Keys is begging for money again...smh

Alicia Keys got a ton of makeup,photoshop, and her hair flat ironed to death in order to market yet another scheme to make money for her 'Keep a Child Alive' fundraiser.  I heard its a scheme and shes pocketing the money.  The rumor probably isn't true but I'm just sharing what I heard.  I bet Africa isn't even seeing the every cent of the money.  If shes being paid for this she should be ashamed of herself.  I bet she won't wear that T Shirt anywhere else besides this stupid photo shoot.  Anyway she wants you to donate from your cell phone.  You can google it if you want to but don't expect my hating azz to provide a link.  Youz a damn fool to think I would link ANYTHING for that huzzy!

If I didn't know any better....

Alicia Keys has a flatty LMAO, an Queen Latifah need a breast lift!  Doesn't it look like Queen Latifah and Alicia Keys are dating each other?!!! Where is Swizz Beaks during all of these candid shots? Hes somewhere praying to his God that he didn't marry a lesbian!!
Hey Queen (and Sandra Rose I know you read my blog bish) I have a SHOCKING bible passage you need to ponder on. Here it is:

Alicia SLEAZE Keys in a bikini!!!

If you can't see the body language which is screaming that this girl is a straight up lesbo, then you are blind!

Alicia SLEAZE Keys takes DYKES on her honeymoon?!!!!!

Queen Latifah and Alicia SLEAZE Keys were on a boat sailing and talking about prop 8 most likely but thats NOT the kicker!  Alicia Keys took 2 lesbians on her honeymoon with her!!!  WOW!!!  Can she get anymore blatant about her sexuality than THAT?!!!

CONFIRMED!!! Queen Latifah comes out the closet!! Alicia Keys next?

WOW, look at Queen Latifah looking like a KING!!!  Here, she is seen hugging her longtime partner, Jeanette Jenkins while vacationing in France earlier this week!!.  If you still have questions regarding Queen Latifahs sexuality, go and get your head checked!!!  King Latifah is officially a DIKE and thats why she attended her fellow dikes wedding this past week....  Mmh Hmh, you didn't know Alicia SLEAZE is also a closet carpet muncher.  Why else would the King Latifah travel ALL THE WAY to France to attend her wedding.  She probably tried to talk the masculine dyke sounding Alicia out of marrying a man but unfortunately, it didn't work!  .

Do your thang King but remember, you have to answer to God when its all said and done!

First set of VMA Performers announced!!!!

Alicia Keys AKA Alicia SLEAZE, the pregnant lesbo-macho walking dyke will be performing, lets hope she doesn't wear heels or fall!
Jay-Z AKA Jay CAMEL, the overrated, barely went platinum, leech off others talent artist is also performing!
Usher the OMG, WIN and Here I Stand FAIL star who made the best decision in his life by leaving that muscle man, Tameka!
Katy Perry, the slut who encourages young teenagers to kiss girls, one hit wonder is performing too!
and last and very much LEAST
PINK, the Kanye hater who got a dose of karma by FALLING and smashing that azz in a botched stunt earlier this year.  Lets hope she falls again!!!

Swizz Gargamel and Alicia Sleaze cover Lifestyle Magazine

Alicia SLEAZE looks like a possum, Swizz Beaks looks like Gargamel from the Smurfs and they got the nerve to have a baby together.  God bless that baby, I hope it doesn't look like either one of them.  They got the cover of Lifestyle Magazine.  What kind of Lifestyle are they leading?  You be the judge of that!

EXCLUSIVE!!! Alicia SLEAZE gets married to Swizz BEAKS

I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS UNION!!!  THE HOMEWRECKING ALICIA SLEAZE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND TO SWIZZ BEAKS AND HAD THE NERVE TO HAVE HIS SON THERE.  HE LOOKS VERY UNINTRESTED IN THIS FATEFUL UNION WHICH WILL END IN HEARTBREAK!!!  NO ONE SUPPORTS THIS UNION AND I CANT WAIT FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO FAIL!!!!  IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE ON THIS WEDDING, GO TO ANOTHER SITE BECAUSE I WILL NOT CONGRATULATE NOR SUPPORT THIS DESPICABLE UNION

Swizz Beats baby mama takes shots at Alicia Keys

Swizz Beats makes some cute kids to be such an ugly son of a bytch!

Ooh, Swizz Beats baby mama has a blog and she may have wrote this in regards to Alicia Keys. She didn't directly name Alicias nasty azz but we know who shes talking about! I can't stand Alicia Keys dike butch looking azz

In a blog titled “I give thanks for being a producer myself so I don’t have to f*ck for tracks as if I was just a singer” she concluded with:

Hearing about some of today’s successful artists, who for their career sleep with producers jumping from one to another, break up marriages even when kids are involved and take everything for themselves with no sense of morality, building their image by speculating on sacred things, then get Grammys and worldwide promotion, I think to myself that somehow they get away with it too easy, but what is happening within their soul?

Now keep in mind, you judgemental sorry sluts, that Jahna Sebastian didn't know that Swizz Beats was married with children when she slept with him and procreated her beautiful little girl. She found out only after the baby was creataed and in the womb. For moral reasons, she decided to keep her precious little gift which is the right thing to do. Alicia KNEW he was married with children and she still pursued the relationship as if her soul wasn't at stake. I wonder what kind of fruit is brewing in Alicias womb. Well, I wonder whats waiting for Alicia Stankeys in the after life?

Alicia Keys the GEEK!!!

Look at SUPERWOMAN aka man stealing Alicia Keys in the geeky glasses. She was photo'd yesterday arriving to perform on the David Letterman show. I heard that when she took to the stage, the crowd went to sleep....

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ACNE! An Open Letter to Alicia Keys!!!!

Dear Alicia,

First off, let me stress to you that I am not a fan, never have been - never will be. I need to know how you managed to sell a total of over 3 million albums to a fanbase which I have never seen? Its the most mysterious stardom I have ever seen in my life! Alicia, did you buy those albums on your own? You can be honest with me girlfriend, you know I wont say a word!!! I mean - how does a star go on to sell a whopping 3 million albums last year but this year, you are totally invisible and nonrelevant. I fail to understand that? When you come up with a good answer, please write me back...and by the way, hows that acne coming along? I guess its true about getting scum shots in the face (by a married man by the name of swizz beats) will clear up the most severe case of acne.

Sincerely a hater,

Celebhaterz

ALicia Keys cant fit her shoes!!!

Look at Alicia Keys at some random event with her toes hanging off the front of her shoes. Her skin is a hott mess, so she doesn't allow close up pics of her which is a shame because shes such a pretty girl, but I love to hate on her anyway. Her chest is so flat and it looks hard like a mans! It reminds me of a body builders chest!!!! I wonder hows that relationship going with Swizz Beats and Alicia - the husband stealing singer. I SOOOO hate Alicia!!!

The Secret Life of Bees(itches)!!!

Mmh, so what, they made a magazine cover...whoop-dee-doo. Wanna know the secrets these B's is hiding (from my prospective)?
Jennifer Hudsons' secret: Shes so unkept and sloppy...she needs a new stylist, a manicure, a weight loss goal, and some voice lessons to get that opera sound in check. Shes engaged to a pushover closet fagg (Punk from I love New York). He would go after a bully like J Hud....

Queen Latifahs secret: She ain't no queen, more likek DRAG queen. shes a closet dyke if you ask me. Her hair won't grow and its been basically in the same style since the 'Living Single' days. Her personal life reflects the character she played in 'Set it Off' and she should try out for football after her acting/rapping career dries up....I think she would make a perfect linebacker

Alicia Keys secret: Shes a home wrecker. She stole wack azz beat maker Swizz Beats from a married woman. Shes actually a lezbo if you ask me and no matter what she does to conceal it, itz oozing out her pores. Her career is always luke warm and nobodys really checking for her azz...

Look at Mashonda!! Swizz Beats done Fuk'd up!!!

WOWWWW, Mashonda is lookin' rather sexy now that she divorced Swizz Beats. I can't believe he left her for what I think is a lesbian - ALICIA KEYS!!! Word on the street is that Alicia Keys was on the red carpet, and someone in the crowd yelled out "homewrecker" and Alicia responded to the person "and a damn good one, too"
Oh well, everything that looks good probably ain't good for ya. Mashonda probably has a bad attitude or something.....I wonder why Swizz left this broad. If you don't know the updates on Swizz Beats divorce with Mashonda click here foolz

Alicia Keys, MJB and Jill Scott on Essence Magazine!

Check out Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Jill Scott all on the cover of Essence Magazine. They're weaved up and not giving a fuk!!! For all my big girls, I am going to try and find out where Jill Scott got her girdle from. It's doing WONDERS for her figure. Anywayz - GO HEAD' GIRLS!!!

Check out Alicia Keys legs....

LOL, everybody thinks her legs looks sexy on that photo, I think she looks like a fruity, 'how you doin' ballerina! Need I say more?

Alicia Keys "KEEP A CHILD ALIVE" is still going strong!

Alicia Keys has been using her star power for a whole lot of years now in the fight against AIDS for innocent kids in Africa. The profits are going towards life saving drugs for the children and Alicia even has a new slogan for her campaign since the contributions have taken a nose dive in the past few years. Come on rich folk, donate a few dollars!

Her new slogan is "A dollar a day saves a life"

Heres what Alicia had to say about her campaign:

"Every penny counts.
We see every penny as something worth saving.
Please join us in helping children in Africa and Idnia get the vital AIDS drugs they need.
For information on how you or your company can join the fight, contact http://www.keepachildalive.org/."

Alicia and another Magazine Cover

Alicia Keys looks fierce on this magazine cover. Ya'll know I want to talk about her right eye but shes doing such a good job with keeping it normal.... shyt! I can't hate... girlfriend is doing her thang with a successful career without sex appeal and spreading her legs(*cough* Beyonce and Rihanna*cough*)Anyway, enjoy!

Alicia Keys seen in a members only jacket!!!!!

Alicia Keys came out and made an appearance at Z100’s Jingle Ball a few days ago in her members only jacket. It looks like Alicia has been praticing in the mirror to make sure her right eye stays normal and not lop-sided or unfocused. Keep trying, Alicia....you almost have it mastered, girlfriend!!! Her nose looks awfully flat in that close up.... I'm just sayin'!!!