Pink Friday SUCKS!!!

Yes, Fags and flops, your girl Nicki Minaj debut album, Pink Friday SUCKS!!!  Hey, I didn't say it.  These twitter thugs said it and its TRUE!  Her album got the worse reviews of all time!  Look at the last comment in the screen capture, Shes not even trending on twitter.  She tried to make #pinkfridayhoe trend but it didn't.  What is trending is Kanye West beautiful dark twisted fantasy.  Nicki, go back to the booth u fake ass bytch and try again!  UR A #FAIL!!

Nicki Minaj projected album sales PINK FRIDAY!!!

Pink Friday drops on 11/22/2010 in a hood retailer near you!  Are you wondering why her album isn't dropping on black friday as promised?  Well, Nicki Minaj tried to use a shoppers holiday to drop her album but the retailers had another idea!  They refused to shelf her flop of an album on such a busy day of stocking shelves, so she had to settle for monday instead of friday.  The album title itself is a #FAIL!  It doesn't correspond with the day the actual album hit the shelves LMAO!!!! FUNNY!!!

Anyway, you're here to see her projected album sales.  According to CCS, a reputable and reliable commentator on album sales, projected numbers, and celebrity tea.... they reported Nicki Minaj Pink Friday will sell a total of 80,000 for her debut albums' first week sales!
LMAO!!!  I know Nicki doesn't think her hood fans will actually go out and buy that trash!  The leader for this week sales will rightfully go to Kanye West, who is projected to sell a total of 500K!!!  Lets sit back and watch to see if CCS is correct. 

Nicki Minaj performs in Trinidad wearing a DIAPER?!!!

WTF is that in Nicki Minajs pants, is she wearing a diaper or some shyt, that looks ridiculous!  She has those skinny chicken legs and that huge diaper stuffed in her ass.  Looks like a fuking drumstick LMAO!

Nicki Minaj takes pics for VMA promo!!

Nicki Minaj is going to be very sad once her album drops and it doesn't live up to the hype shes creating in the blogosphere!!  Shes going around bragging about 'not even having an album out yet' but shes invited and marketed everywhere.  Heres how she said it:
“I don’t even have my album out and I’m part of the freakin’ promo!” she tells Entertainment Weekly. “Basically, they’re documenting my rise and paralleling that with my journey, literally, to the VMAs.” See more pics when you read the rest.

Nicki Minaj having trouble formulating a sentence!!!!

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Listen to Nicki Minaj freeze up and struggle to find words to describe her new album, Pink Friday.  Now, I know this bish is probably sniffing cans of paint because she has all the symptoms.  Maybe shes tired, or on antidepressants.  Trust me, antidepressants will make your ass stumble over words and trip over sentences.  But lets state the obvious, Nicki Minaj just may be DUMB!
I know my blog is written in poor taste but I do that for the youth.  Formal writing skills just gets no traffic for me, so before you try and slam my grammatical errors, just realize that I am getting MAD TRAFFIC on my blog because of it.  All of my articles that are grammatically correct gets NO LOVE! I'm going to need Nicki to take an english class or stop sniffing the paint!

Nicki Minaj Album Cover PINK FRIDAY!!!

I got this album cover in my email this morning so I got up and posted it so I can increase traffic to my banging azz blog.  The cover is pretty fuk'n WACK!!!  I just KNOW Nicki and her camp did NOT make this, or did they.  Somebody with a lot of time on their hands probably made this shyt or it could be the real thing, only time will tell.  When her album comes out, dont expect my hatin azz to do a review because I am NOT buying it.  Anyway, this is the cover....FOR NOW, and I don't like the shyt!!!

Nicki! Pink Friday is BREAST CANCERS DAY!!!

Nicki Minaj bipolar azz was on Ustream tonight and she announced her album title. The bytch named it Pink Friday o_O!!! What the fuk was she thinking? I could've came with a better album title than that! For her debut album, shes basically naming it after a dying persons last hope! The title, Pink Friday already belongs to breast cancer patients and making you aware of their sickness. It raises money for them and Tiger Direct, Best Buy, Electronic companies and a gang of muthafukkaz get together to raise money for women who are suffering from breast cancer. Nicki Minajs' Bitch Ass didn't even take time to google her album title before releasing it. The Selfish bytch is taking away a name that serves a great cause in replacement for some cartoon bullshyt azz album that I hope FLOPS!! I have someone near and dear to me whom had breast cancer and this title upsets me. We should protest, breast cancers survivors and ANYONE else who wants to protest!!
Read more about THE REAL Pink Friday here

LEAK!! Nicki Minaj new track "Ice Cream Man"

Nicki Minaj has a track thats leaked on the internet today called Ice Cream Man and its pretty wack, its too whiney and its bubble gum rap. She could've came harder than this, with her wack ass. I know her album is going to flop. Nicki Minaj please stop releasing trash like this. She thought she would get the same success as the leaked track "Your Love" but I am sure this one will see no such luck, take a listen if you dare.

NMICM by dlweb

wtf is this

Nicki Minaj has a british accent now!!!!

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WTF is wrong with this chic, why is she rocking an accent that is not hers? Nicki has a conversation with MTV News regarding her new video, 'Your Love' and she tells the plots meaning. For you losers with slow internet connections, heres what she said:
"I just felt like that was the most emotional and truthful storyline," Minaj explained. "I felt like mostly everyone would normally make themselves win in the end. I wanted to show that the only way I could be beat is if you cheat. If you cheat! If you play fair and square, I'm gonna win. It's my little way of looking at it. Also, I felt it was almost heart-wrenching to see it. I made myself this nice girl in the video and you bond with the character, you know what I mean? You know what I mean. You see her die. I wanted people to talk about it in the end. 'Why did she make that decision?' I wanted them to cry."

She said more in the clip but I am too lazy to type it. Why is she dressed like this? Shes entirely too animated. Maybe she didn't get hugged as a child. Nicki is crying out for attention, and its sad to watch

Nicki Minaj is a clown!!!

Nicki Minaj looks like a circus, freak show piece, I mean, whats up with the annimated costumes and shyt. Look at this fool. It looks like shes all geared up for a cheap, illegal, back door brothel or shes a side show act for a bunch of clowns who perform at childrens birthday parties.

Flat Forehead Nicki Minaj!!

Ever wonder why Nicki Minaj wears a bang every time you see her? Well that bytch has the flattest forehead Ive ever seen!!! Nicki did this photo shoot for VIBE magazine and its called 'In the Kitchen' or some dumb shyt.... She looks like a completely different person with those bangs off her flat forehead. Maybe Rapper Keys from Baltimore smacked her in the forehead to make it so damn flat. I also noticed that Nicki seems less curvaceous in these pics. Its time to get reinjected Nicki!

Gloria Velez disses Nicki Minaj

DAMNNNNN!! Gloria went in on this #basicbitch Nicki Minaj. Nickis career is officially OVER! She said she sound like she got tourette LMAO! LOVE IT!

Nicki Minaj changing her sound!!!!

Young Money’s Nicki Minaj has revealed that her upcoming debut album will shock her fans. Her first single, “Massive Attack,” has generated lackluster buzz and the only people who are into that wack azz song are teenagers who have no money to buy her upcoming non anticipated debut album. This bisexual hoochie is still in the early stages of recording her album She says that she is taking her sound in another direction. When asked what this new sound will be, she replied, “Mmmmm no,” with a sly laugh. “But you know, the stuff that I’ve done — it doesn’t really reflect me anymore, so I want to have an entirely new body of work.”

I think this dumb bytch has put her ears to the streets and heard what we had to say. She sounds stupid and childish as fuk! Hopefully she will finally ditch that retarded sound. Once she does that, her fans will scatter like roaches when the light is turned on. Raptress Keys said "she sounds stupid, who da fuk talks like that" LOL. Keys also said "I'm a grown azz woman, what I need with a barbie". I can't wait to hear what this wack ass album will sound like. I'm sure it will be a flop!