Mary J Blige and Diana Ross's dirty laundry!!!

Ya'll I can't even find a reason to hate on Mary with this fly azz magazine cover.  This is absolutely beautiful but i will hate on Diana Ross old, dusty azz.  Rumor has it that Diana flipped out over some muthafukkin drycleaning.  She got a few garments done at one of those 1.99 drycleaning places which is owned by one of my readers.  They wrote in a few months ago to complain but I never posted it because shes irrelevant but now the time has come to literally air this bitches dirty laundry.  Well here is the email.

Hi Celebhaterz,

You have a crazy blog.  I like to read it with my coffee every morning but you rarely update.  Maybe you don't have enough material so I will give you some tea to spill to your readers.  Diana Ross was in Boston Mass around May 15th of this year and she was doing a concert or something of that nature.  Her assistant came into my small business to have some of her garments cleaned.  At the time, I didn't know the clothes were for Diana Ross but when I found out ......

Mary J Blige sets Home Shopping Network Record!!

Mary J Blige was on The Home Shopping Network this weekend (I watched it) selling her perfume called 'My Life' and guess what, she sold over 50 thousand bottles in her short 30 minute session.  I heard it smells 10x better than that trash Beyonce is pumping out.  Thats major Mrs Blige, I can't even hate on the sista.  Do ya thang Mary!  (I still ain't buying it)

UGH! Another Celebrity Perfume

Mary J Blige decided to jump on the perfume bandwagon and now shes releasing her own fragrance called "My Life" soon. I ain't buying it and I bet the shyt stank! I am so tired of the celebrities trying to suck you broke morons dry with releasing albums, doing concerts, making clothing lines, perfumes, CD's, and whatever else the narcissists decide to indulge in. All of you lost souls will run out and buy it as I sit back and write about it (and get paid writing). When in the fuk is Mary going to stop wearing that 3 stooges blonde wig? She looks a hot sweltering mess!

Queen Latifah rocks a trash bag?

What in the hell is Queen Latifah wearing? Looks like a GLAD BAG twisted and turned into a fashion statement. Mary J Blige is still wearing blonde hair, I guess she will never evolve from the goldie locks look. This pic was taken lastnight as they attended a private dinner for the new group Electrik Red. I heard the group, Electrik Red is not worth checking for....

Mary J Blige is LAZY!!!!

So.... its a rumor going around that Mary J Blige has resorted back to smoking weed and drinking heavily and her marriage ain't doing so well. Recently, she cancelled her tour in New Zealand and Australia in exchange for laying around in hotel rooms, ordering junk food, and arguing all daym day with her husband, Kendu. They say that Mary J Blige is just letting herself go...but I don't know how true the rumor is, so I will keep you guys posted. But you can google that shyt if you don't believe me... the bytch did in fact cancel her tour in those 2 countries:)

PICS!!! Mary J Blige running from a BUM!!!

Here is a shot of Mary J Blige in LA shopping. My sources told me a bum decided to beg for some cash..guess what Mary does - SHE RUNS!!! Mary is dressed like shes about 17 years old on this pic. When will she grow up - and when will she start having babies before that womb dries up? U gotta love it!

Alicia Keys, MJB and Jill Scott on Essence Magazine!

Check out Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Jill Scott all on the cover of Essence Magazine. They're weaved up and not giving a fuk!!! For all my big girls, I am going to try and find out where Jill Scott got her girdle from. It's doing WONDERS for her figure. Anywayz - GO HEAD' GIRLS!!!

PICS!!! Mary J. Blige and Whoopi at the Apple store!!!

Whoopi: YAY, Meerkat Manor is on DVD!!

Mary J Blige and Whoopi attend the Opening of the New Apple Store in New York. Mary looks great but Whoopi is smiling like that because shes so happy that they put MEERKAT MANOR on DVD, shes going to go home and watch her cuzzins n' dem run around and do the crazy stuff they love to do... LOL, shes foolish!!!

Mary J Blige GROWING PAINS release date is here!!!!!

Daym girl, what took so long to finally decide on a release date? Don't be shook by the other playas in the game, do yo' thang Mary!

Anyway, Growing Pains, which is Blige's 8th studio album, will be released on December 18th 2007 and I cant wait!!!

Growing Pains features appearances from Ludacris, Usher and Busta Rhymes and production from Bryan Michael Cox, Jazze Pha, Tricky Stewart, The-Dream and The Neptunes. Ne-Yo also wrote and co-produced several tracks for the project

CANDIDS!!!! The Celebs come out for Conde Nast Media Group-MOVIES ROCK!

Nicole Scherzinger came out, she need to run

back to the pussycat dolls, no album YET!
Mary is looking absolutely beautiful
Beyonce looks like the grench who stole Christmas
You're a dumb one......Mrs. Grench!
Usher and Chris Brown
Usher doesnt realize Chris Brown took his place
Go home and take care of that baby, Usher

Eve is so D-Listed, still showing those

paws that we are tired of seeing

Jennifer Hudson and her janitor b/f came out
The fruity, Eddie Came out
and his thang... Tracy came out

L.L Cool J came alone as always
J-Lo and Marc Anthony came out,

we dont care that shes pregnant!

Everybody and their mama came out for the MOVIES ROCK event held in Los Angeles at the Kodak Theater. Nicole is SOOOOO d-listed and stupid for thinking she could leave the pussycat dolls and jump into stardom, LOL!!! MOst of these featured artists make me sick, don't forget you are on the site of a hater!!! Enjoy

Mary J Blige performs...PICS!!!

Mary J Blige performs lastnight at the New Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, CA. Mmh child, no comment! Enjoy the pics

Mary pushes back album!!!!

Whoa!!!! This morning, Mary J Blige has officially pushed back her album release from November 27th to December 11th. Celebhaterz has used our brains and figured out why. Mary is pushing back her album because Beyonce is dropping her Live CD and Live DVD of her concerts on November 27th. PLEASE DONT BUY IT!!!! I can't wait until December 11th so that I can pick up Marys' album.