B.E.T. Rip the Runway Fashion Disasters!!!

OMG this is ridiculous, she looks like an old lady on her way to the BAR!!!!!

Lil Mamas stylist apparently hates her, how sad.... and Missy hasn't got the memo that no one cares about her music anymore and we are tired of those sweat suits she wears. I thought Missy dropped weight, mmh.... It looks like a few years out of the spotlight and calories don't mix. She looks to have put back on ALL THAT WEIGHT.... po' thangs! Anyway, lets read some real news below!!!!

WTF!!! Who does birthday tours?

I am so tired of my birthday tour
Hey Ciara, you can't blow those out dummy!!!
OOH a free tennis bracelet!!! I knew this tour was a good idea

Ciara is doing a birthday tour. Missy the suspected lebsbian has attended EVERY SINGLE ONE so far. I wonder if they are dating again? I think this is the stupidest idea in the world!!!! It seems to me, Ciara just wants to get free gifts everywhere she goes, cheap azz!

10/26 Birthday Party @ Runway/NYC
10/27 Birthday Party @ H2O Restaurant and Lounge/Washington DC
10/28 Birthday Party @ Velvet Room/Atlanta
10/29 Birthday Party @ Cameo/Miami (HEADLINERS)
10/30 Birthday Dinner @ Nobu/Bahamas
10/31 Birthday Party/Bahamas

Tweet to da public--My goal in life is NOT to make another album, but to look like a poodle!!!!

Bytch stole my haircut....ain't dat some shyt!

Tweet was seen on the red carpet this week at an event (I dont remember which one) looking like a poodle! Ooh child, they got the same hair, mouth, eyes and nose!!!! HA HA HA Missy kicked dat azz to da curb, and now Missys' riding Keyshia Coles' azz for some cold hard cash since her funds are depleting. Tweet cant bring them dollaz fast enough so........no mo' albums anytime soon for Tweet!!!!

Missy to Ciara--Move over, I'm chasing a new one!!!

Missy Elliott was spotted lastnight at Black Girl Rocks! Awards Show in New York's Lincoln Center chasing down Diddys baby mama, Misa Hilton. It was so obvious that atendees at the awards show were whispering about Missys' strange and erotic behavior. Its reported that Missy was drunk and very flirty.

Thats not all, folks. Word has it that Missy got what she wanted!!! She and Misa left in Missys limo together before the event ended!!!! They were seen walking hand in hand towards the valet!!!! Who in the hell would want to get w/Missy (man or woman)? It must be the $money$

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