Kim Zolciak without her WIG laying in bed w/a LESBIAN!!!

Check out RHOA Kim Zolciak laying in bed with a carpet muncher.  Thats not the kicker, shes seen without her wig.  She looks like a tranny without it, ugly man faced bytch! 

Alicia SLEAZE Hairy Armpits!!!

Check out this painting Swizz Beats did of his dike wife, Alicia SLEAZE!  Alicia SLEAZE got a nerve to have a hairy ass bush under her arms!  I guess this bitch is in lazy mode, but them pits look like they haven't been shaven in about 4-6 months easily!  I told ya'll shes a dike!  When I was pregnant I kept my pits shaven, who wants to put deodorant on top of a bush?  This hoe is certainly playing for the other team with pits full of hair like a MAN!  This dumb ass bitch just had a baby by a man who is a serial cheater, and now that he wifed her ass she thinks she can walk around with hairy armpits but he will divorce you the same way he divorced his first wife! 

The MEANING of Kanye West RUNAWAY Video!!!

Remember where Selita Ebanks was sitting in the video?  Well look at where Satan is also sitting.  Selita portrays the image of a phoenix in the video but guess what, she is in fact SATAN HIMSELF.  Follow me idiots!  If you read your Bibles, you will know that  Judas betrayed Jesus.  did you notice Selita EBanks eat the piece of bread from the table. that signifies when Jesus gave Judas the bread at the last supper,
When Jesus gave Judas the bread, they say Judas ate the bread and at that point..... SATAN

Garb Boutique (Garbage boutique)!!!!! SELLS TRASH!!

Toya 'hoodrich' Carter (needs to drop that last name) is opening a boutique in Atlanta called GARB Boutique and the shyt is going to flop miserably.  Its short for GARBAGE BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHES SELLING!!!!  Lets name all the women who attempted to open a boutique in ATL and it FAILED!!!

• Sheree Whitfield
• Kandi Burruss
• Tameka Raymond

She should have consulted with these bytches before she took the plunge for failure.  I can't wait for it to close up, it will surely make me happy to see her going out of business sale!!  As you can see, the clothes has no wide array of color and the style looks slutish.  Everything looks extremely small and I heard her prices range from $30- $200!!  Is this bytch serious.  I mean,

Becoming a boutique owner is very easy these days. Unlike the myth that you need a huge capital to start a boutique, all you really need is a few thousand dollars. This will be enough to cover the cost of the lease as well as the first stock and the business license.  BAM you're in business!  Clearly, Tiny and Toya aims very LOWWW for success.  Tiny opened a 'nail bar' which hasn't been successful and now Toya is trying her hand at fashion.  Yea Toya, one day you're in and the next YOU'RE OUT!!! YOU HAVE ONLY 6 years to get an income popping off because thats when the child support checks stop and by then, im sure BET wont give a shyt about you or Tiny so get in school and do something with yourself.  I doubt you take my advice, because you are an idiot!

LIAR!!! Brandy claims to be celibate!!

Brandy is going around telling folks that shes celibate.  The funny part is that I sort of believe her because who would want a dose of alien puzzy.  Her red eyes alone is enough to scare a man away, i wonder if shes gotten her liver checked because the white part of her eyes are ATROCIOUS!!!  That indicates that there must be a malfunctioning part of the liver!  Heres what she said:

Brandy admitted she hadn't been intimate with a man for six years.

"I haven't been with a man seriously and in love in six years. And, honestly, I tend to abstain if I'm not in a relationship," Brandy says.

Although it hasn't actually been a full six years, the singer says, "It's been a long time. We're talking years."

Brandy has tried getting back in the dating game, though. "I actually went on a blind date a couple months ago that was very interesting but nothing serious."

There was a time when Brandy had a thing for rapper Flo Rida. "I was very interested in him. I mean, how can you not be -- he's very attractive. But there was just something about us that didn't click."

source

SLUT Beyonce is pregnant! HOE!!!

According to US Magazine, Beyonce is pregnant!

Beyonce Knowles better brush up on her lullabies.
The 29-year-old singer is pregnant with her first child, the new Us Weekly reports.
Despite the happy news, no one was more surprised than the singer herself.
“B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet,” says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. “She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again.”
Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that “this is a gift from God and she’s so happy.”
Friends of the couple are already expressing their well-wishes for the parents-to-be.
“Jay has been all about family since I met him, and he’s always going to be,” record executive Kevin Liles, who has known the rapper for years, tells Us. “I wish them the best.”
Knowles’ sister Solange — and mom to Julez, 6 — agrees.
“She’s got the most beautiful heart,” she tells Us of her big sis. “She’ll be a great mom.”

Over the span of the 2 1/2 years that NecoleBitchie.com has been in business, it has been reported atleast 8-10 times that “Beyonce is pregnant”. I’ll only believe it when Solange starts tweeting about it -_-

Beyonces Heat perfume is cold at CVS, Heat my azz!!!

Beyonces fragrance, HEAT is some bullshyt!  I told yall it wouldn't last!  The trash smells like poop with vanilla!  Granted, HEAT started out in the large department stores, but after the horrible reviews, it went from $59.99 a bottle to only 19.99 LMAO!!!!  The drug store is offering the fragrance (0.5-1.7 oz.) and an exclusive two-piece gift set starting at $19.99.  Read some of the reviews of how consumers view this product when you continue!!
Carla - Cincinnati, OH

It tends to be a little strong and gave me a headache and that is very hard to do with me and fragrances. Not only that but it doesnt

A leach interviews a leach (Oprah

image from TMZ

The Oprah show is going off the air this season and shes trying to go out with a bang, no matter what!  Shes a leach in every sense of the word and so is The Jacksons.  Katherine will do anything to make some money, and I know she was paid handsomely for this interview.  Oprah is also hoping for some jaw dropping ratings once this show airs so in essence, this is a leach interviewing a leach.  We all know that Michael Jacksons estate gives pennies to Katherine so she will do anything to make some cash in her final days....and Oprah is so ashamed of her tanked ratings that she will interview anyone whose willing to sit with her.  Her new network OWN (oprah Winfrey Network) will tank as fast as she releases it because I am sure it will be littered with commercials, no reality shows, and we all know america loves some trashy reality and NOT an old billionaire who is bull headed.  She will air old lady trash, but old ladies don't buy digital cable - they tend to stick with basic cable...which means her show will TANK!!!

Chilli letting herself go???

Look at Chillis pot belly and that 1990's hair.  It looks like she just washes it when shes in the shower and puts some Garnier Fructis products on it and waits for it to dry before she uses gel on her baby hairs.  UGH, it also appears that she can't afford a makeup artist to freshen the face up.  When will she get rid of this hairstyle?  Her belly is popped out like shes been eating a little more than organic vegan foods as she CLAIMS her diet consists of.  I'm gone' need you to try again, Chilli...and where does she get money from?  How is this nobody supporting herself and paying her bills...the answer when you continue!

Record Sales!! I am not a human being!!!

You are not doing a milli anymore, either Weezy.  Weezy dropped his 8th studio album on 9/27 for digital download only.  The album debuted at number two on the US Billboard 200 chart, with first-week digital sales of 110,000 downloads.  Thats sad if you ask me.  Kids, do you see what jail can do for your career?  How do you go from selling 1 million in one week to selling 110K in 1 month.  The hard copies will be in stores sometime this week and I predict that he will sell about 200K, bringing his grand total to about 310K sold.... Drugs, guns, syrup, and weed is powerful LMAO!!!   

I don't update because, hell... I'm lazy!!!

So, I've been getting a TON of emails asking me why I don't update and I have to be totally honest with you lames... I am lazy!  Its that simple.  I would much rather watch DVR, shop, or take care of my business outside of this blog.  Granted, I love slaying your favorite artists left and right but I rarely have the time to read emails and get the dirt, steal content from other blogs, and then post it up here.  Thats a ton of work!  Now, if I can get 10 or more comments asking me to post everyday I will do my lazy best to post atleast 5 articles a day.  This blog used to get 11,000 views a day and now my views are down to 3,000 a day due to my laziness.  Thats a shame, right.... lazy azz !!!

Birdman the liar LIES AGAIN!!

Remember this tattoo of the oil rig LMAO!!

After he was exposed he COVERED IT UP LMAO!!!

Remember Bronald Oil? The oil company, registered to the address of a beachfront condo, that Slim & Baby supposedly founded? Heres the operations website of Bronald Oil , which looks BOOTLEG and set up just to make him look like he really owns an oil company but he doesn't.  If you read the site, he clearly states hes POTENTIALLY TRYING TO GET SOME OIL INVESTORS POPPING OFF LMAO!!!
Well, the latest lie....Birdman/Baby is now saying hes buying the Miami Dolphins.  Heres an excerpt from the lies he told Angela Yee on her radio show:  She asked 'are u buying a football team'

" I’m still waiting on that letter….We want to be part owners of the Miami Dolphins and I’m looking forward to that. I mean really a few teams, some basketball teams, some baseball teams. Anything that’s available we want to be a part of it. I think that’s big. That’s the next step for us, that’s the next level. The Miami Dolphins would be great because we’re out there.”

LIESSS!!!  I can't wait for this clown to get exposed again as a LIAR and a FRAUDD!!!!

Mary J Blige and Diana Ross's dirty laundry!!!

Ya'll I can't even find a reason to hate on Mary with this fly azz magazine cover.  This is absolutely beautiful but i will hate on Diana Ross old, dusty azz.  Rumor has it that Diana flipped out over some muthafukkin drycleaning.  She got a few garments done at one of those 1.99 drycleaning places which is owned by one of my readers.  They wrote in a few months ago to complain but I never posted it because shes irrelevant but now the time has come to literally air this bitches dirty laundry.  Well here is the email.

Hi Celebhaterz,

You have a crazy blog.  I like to read it with my coffee every morning but you rarely update.  Maybe you don't have enough material so I will give you some tea to spill to your readers.  Diana Ross was in Boston Mass around May 15th of this year and she was doing a concert or something of that nature.  Her assistant came into my small business to have some of her garments cleaned.  At the time, I didn't know the clothes were for Diana Ross but when I found out ......

WOW!!! Ciara is killing them!!!

Check out Ciara do her thang.  WOW this is what the game is missing.  She has such a profound talent to dance, look beautiful, and never come across as a sex crazed fluzzie like Beyonce.  I love Ciara to death and when that CD drops, I am buying a copy for sure.  Ciaras style is unmatched and shes in a lane of her own.  She has the poise of a woman I would certainly allow my kids to view; unlike Beyonce, Lady Ga Ga, and all the other sex crazed female entertainers in the business.  This is the best video since Goodies came out and I know she has more to come.  Ciara is my favorite artist of all time and 'Gimme Dat' will certainly propel her career into an untouched lane which she will dominate until shes ready to retire.  GO CI CI!!!  Watch the video please and get my girl some views people!! LETS GO!!!

WTF happened to Chrisette Michele

Damn Chrisette, girl you done got fat, ugly, and dumb looking.  I like the look she had back in her early career but now look, shes almost unrecognizable.  And what the fuk is that on her eye...dumb azz girl LMAO!! FAIL!!!!!

JayZ in illuminati shirt!!

Check out Jay-Z posing in his illuminati shirt, looking stupid in this Andy Warhol shirt!  Andy was a known illuminati puppet.  Hes the one famous for painting the hand with 666 on it and naming the painting 'mark of the beast.  Google it because I really don't want to put that pic on my blog.  So anyway this is how Jay-Z spent his Friday night ---WITH NOTHING TO DO AND NO GIGS BOOKED BECAUSE NO ONE IS CHECKING FOR HIM!!!  He was with Pharrell backstage at N.E.R.D.’s show with Gorillaz at NYC’s Madison Square Garden.  There was a time when you had to be an A Lister to perform at MSG but now, they are booking has beens such as Pharrell....ha ha

VIDEO TEASER!! Gimme Dat by Ciara!!!

OMG The video teaser is finally here,and the video itself will premiere Tuesday on VEVO !!! Get your haterade on haters, because I know you are coming for her but shes resilient and talented!! Shes about to slay these so called dancing bytches in the game (clearing throat..bey.)  YES CI-CI!!!  GET EM GIRL!!!!

Alicia Keys is begging for money again...smh

Alicia Keys got a ton of makeup,photoshop, and her hair flat ironed to death in order to market yet another scheme to make money for her 'Keep a Child Alive' fundraiser.  I heard its a scheme and shes pocketing the money.  The rumor probably isn't true but I'm just sharing what I heard.  I bet Africa isn't even seeing the every cent of the money.  If shes being paid for this she should be ashamed of herself.  I bet she won't wear that T Shirt anywhere else besides this stupid photo shoot.  Anyway she wants you to donate from your cell phone.  You can google it if you want to but don't expect my hating azz to provide a link.  Youz a damn fool to think I would link ANYTHING for that huzzy!

Rihanna getting her swagga back?

Check out Rihanna roaming the streets of Paris in this cream colored suit, man I was about to give up on her but she came out swinging when she put this ensemble together.  I love it!!

FIGHT!!! LOL Kim Kardashian gets in a bar fight!!!

LMAO!! Kim got her azz whooped and a drink thrown in her face during the taping of her new show, Kim and Kourtney Take New York.  As she always does, she went to her blog to explain what happened but she bent the truth a little bit.  Heres what she said about the fiasco:
“None of us were drinking,” writes Kardashian. “We just wanted a fun family night out, but when people see the cameras rolling, they try to get attention. I always take the high road, so we all left straight after and didn’t feed into their drama.”

I'm happy someone beat this bytch ass and threw a drink on this skeeza.  Fuk her, nasty azz bytch!  She tries to act like shes so classy and shyt but shes another dirty azz dyck sucking hoe that let every celebrity with a dyck hit it....and she wonders why Reggie left her trife azz
Read more at TMZ

Antoine Dodson Jacks Yung Bergs Chain!!!

Antoine Dodson, the 'hide ya kids, hide ya wife' celebrity has been the latest celebrity to jack yung bergs chain!  This is too much for me to handle.  Past celebrities include Soulja Boy and a few others.  This will certainly propel Antoine Dodson into the A list category!!!  Yung Berg is somewhere feeling like shyt right about now HA HA HAAAA LOL

Common broke? flies SOUTHWEST?!!!

Check out this sexy mutha fucka, Common - on southwest airlines as a passenger!! He better learn how to pimp Serena out of her money so that he can get a better airline to take his azz where he needs to go. In the video he claims that money isn't that tight and times aren't that hard but I beg to differ... poor Common. I guess after that movie 'Just Wright' with Queen Latifah flopped he probably owed the Screen Actors Guild some money or something. According to BOX OFFICE MOJO, The movie raked in 8 million on opening night and so far has grossed a measly 22 million. After it goes to DVD, the movie may bring in an additional 15 million and thats being generous. Well, I like Common so I am done hating on that fine species of a man!