Necole Bitchie is a dumb bytch!

I can't stand that blogger, Necole Bitchie with her tryfling azz! Her boss happens to be Russell Simmons, you know, the guy who pumps high priced prepaid credit cards to the black community to rob you. I am sure hes robbing that broke down bytch, too (I had one when they first came out just to be cool, but TRUST me, I had several bank accounts). She admits on several occasions she does not have cable and has to wait for particular programs to be uploaded to the internet to watch the most current programs.. HAAAA broke azz! How can you accurately report the news if you have to wait to see whats on TV? Necole even admitted that she has a crush on Amber Rose and would date her if given a chance. GROSS!!

Anyway the ho thought she made it to the top by easing out rumors that she was dating Trey Songz. I heard she was selling the camera phone pics of them to popular websites for 50 bucks or less because thats all she could get. LOL @ her putting out ridiculous camera phone pics of them nestled up together. They say Trey Songs wasn't too happy about the rumors going around so he quickly shot down those rumors by having his real girl, Drew Sidora come forward with a statement from her publicist, ASA Public Relations saying that the lovely Ms Drew and Songz are indeed a couple. Drew and Trey were even cuddled up together at the BET Awards as Necole sat her ghetto azz in the nosebleed section with all the screaming groupie fans! Thats exactly where she belonged. They said Necole tried to get a pic of him and her on the red carpet but sources told me he avoided her azz like the plague! HAAAA, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

Necole has had sex with multiple industry cats according to this song that was released and dedicated to her. The song says she sucks dyck and stuff like that, which I don't doubt according to these pics she took. At the end of the song, he tells her she needs to get some silicone in her azz cheeks because she has a flat azz HAAAA, he never lied right there!

Necole, get it together chica. You can't cross the fence and try to be a celebrity so stay in your rented apartment and blog away on your rented laptop. You are a few steps away from being the next Perez Hilton. I know you don't want that since you have no other profession to fall back on. Blogging is how you eat, so don't take the food out of your mouth and try to become an industry slut.

I called Trey Songz camp. They laughed at me, said "bytch please" and hung up when I asked if he was dating Necole Bitchie. (just kidding) They never returned my call, so again, a direct diss to this hoe. If he was dating her, she should atleast have her cable on! Rent loving azz, try owning something. I bet her car isn't even paid for.... smh